(A/N: Standard fanfic reincarnation, you know how this goes by now)
3rd Person POV:
Darkness was everywhere. Then it was suddenly bright and a body appeared. It was human, a young man of average height with pale skin, short black hair and a face that portrayed immense embarrassment. Unbeknownst to this soul, it would soon meet a deity that would change its life forever.
Victor's POV:
Welp. I've died and not in the way that I expected. My name is Victor Hart, an ordinary 19 year old who just made it into university. I, like many others, wanted to either die peacefully in my sleep surrounded by my family or go out guns blazing like a goddamn badass.
Spoiler!
It was neither.
I woke up groggily in the morning because I set my alarm clock at 3am to do my godforsaken Law essay 5 hours before it is due. Great planning as usual. Maybe it was a good thing that I died as I had been in university for less than 2 months and was already falling behind. Who would have thought that spending hours watching shows and reading manga would affect my work ethic? Certainly not me. But I digress.
Whilst I was in the middle of pulling my shirt over my head when I was walking down the stairs, my cat ran past my leg causing me to be startled. I then proceeded to trip and break my neck. Who am I? Kuina?
Yayyy!!!
If God is real, I really hope he was taking a nap or going golfing because that is the second most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to me. Don't ask what the first was because you really don't want to know. Even my therapist struggled not to laugh when I told them. That's probably why I stopped going to therapy as he hurt my feelings. It's also probably why I broke his nose but that's not relevant.
''October 16th 2015 at 16:34 pm at your best friend's birthday party.''
Yeah. That was embarrassing. Stop reminding me.
….
Wait. Who just said that? I'm dead. Are my memories flashing through my dying consciousness and only showing me the stupid parts of my life?
''Turn around lad.''
The air begins to distort and from the distortion stepped out a figure—a tall, pure white man that resembled Truth from Fullmetal Alchemist but older.
''I've never noticed the comparison but thanks I suppose.''
Is he reading my mind??? Well I guess I don't need to speak out loud then.
''No, you don't. This is your first time meeting me but I've been watching you your entire life. Part of my job and your death gave me a rare chuckle. Usually, I send average souls like you to Elysium and let Hades do the paperwork but I've decided to offe …. ''
''WAIT!!! WTF. Did you just say Hades? What the hell is going on and who are you?'' I scream aloud in shock.
He looks directly at me and sighs ''It's rude to interrupt someone while they are speaking but I understand that this is overwhelming for you right now. I suppose I really should be used to how humans behave by now after the past few thousand years working here. I can't tell you my name as speaking in the language of the divine would incinerate your soul and whatnot so you can just call me… hmmm, why not call me ROB?''
"ROB?" I blink. "That's… a pretty regular name for a god who appears out of thin air. Also sounds like you should be in a low quality fanfiction story."
''I am aware of your love for fanfictions so why not take a page out of their book. Let's play a game. '' he says as he raises his hand, and suddenly, a massive, glowing wheel appeared beside him, hovering in the air.
Wait. ''Are you giving me the option to reincarnate and what's the catch?" I asked, eyeing him suspiciously. This is too good to be true, right? My death was embarrassing but not nearly funny enough to warrant special treatment from a literal deity.
ROB snaps his fingers and whilst the wheel starts spinning tells me ''Yes. If you hadn't interrupted me earlier, I could've finished my explanation. It is quite simple and not an option that is exclusive to you. Hades hates the Underworld getting overcrowded as it means more work for him. Although souls can reincarnate themselves by leaving Elysium and drinking from the River Lethe, many choose to merely stay in paradise instead of taking a chance to eventually reach the Isles of the Blessed. And I'm not a deity, not really. I'm the minor God of Wheel Reincarnation in the Multiverse Department but potato tomato I suppose. You get two spins which dictate the world you go to and the power you get so let us begin.''
Thanks for the existential crisis dude as now I know the Greek gods are real. Let's hope they don't hate me for how many times I've replayed God of War 3 and sworn at them. Hopefully, I get a good power and verse. If I get AOT or Berserk with some discount power, I am instantly killing myself. I do not care.
The wheel begins slowing down to decide which universe I will be sent to and the arrow slides past DC, Marvel, Pokémon (that would have been cool), Bleach, Wednesday before finally landing on …. My Hero Academia. Thank you ROB!
ROB chuckles and says ''You're welcome but it was pure luck, I swore an oath to my good friend Styx that I would never rig the spins no matter what. Now we shall proceed with the second spin.''
Again, the wheel spins for a few minutes to decide what power I will receive. A Zanpakuto would be awesome but a bit too op. As long as it is enough to stop All for One or Shigaraki from beating the crap out of me, I honestly do not care that much.
Vanya Hargreaves!
I got two good spins. Wish my luck was this good when I was alive but if it was then I never would have been here.
The Umbrella Academy was one of my favourite shows despite the wishy washy third season and the abomination that was Season 4 but Vanya was immensely powerful and caused the end of the world twice. We never saw her full potential as she was kept drugged up as a child and brainwashed to believe that she was powerless making it harder for her to control it when she got them back as an adult. Her raw power output is higher than anyone in MHA as she blew up the MOON! If I can master her powers, I'm going to be enjoying life.
All for One? Bam! Light speed laser to his head. Shigaraki? Getting his life force absorbed. Dabi? He can say bye to his scars,,, as well as his body when I blast soundwaves at him that blow his ass up.
This is going to be so bloody fu…
ROB interrupts me ''Alright, don't get too excited before I finish giving you a quick breakdown of what will occur. You are about to be reborn in a new world at the age of 4 as a baby cannot properly retain information before that age. You will also have your quirk immediately as they usually awaken at around that age although some can be born with quirks like heteromorphs or are late bloomers. As for naming the quirk and other details of that sort, I'll give you the privilege of deciding that. Try not to do anything too evil as I would hate to have to send you to the Fields of Punishment. Trust me, Alecto and the other Furies are not very nice despite their attractiveness. Have fun, Victor.'' and flashes a toothy smile at me whilst waving his hand.
What was I saying?
Oh yes.
This is going to be so much fun.
(A/N: Spent two hours writing this when I am meant to be doing my English essay but this was fun. Next chapter will come out on Friday and a couple chapters may come out during the weekend if I do not have too much homework. This is my first fic so criticism would be helpful guys!)