The boys were hanging out at school and the day was going about as well as the average day.
-"So that's what happened at the Diddy Party." Kewmed finished a long narration of his weekend activities.
-"Damn, there really were a lot of those thangs everywhere." Roufail commented.
Then, Leo came up to them.
-"What's up?" Tempest greeted him.
-"THIS!" Leo responded as he shoved a flier extremely close to his face.
-"God damn it, I can't see shit when it's this close to me!" The angry Tempest said as he violently grabbed the flier and took a proper look at it.
CHESS COMPETITION
GET TOGETHER IN 6 HOURS TO HAVE A CHESS COMPETITION. WINNER GETS FIVE DOLLARS AND NO BITCHES.
-"Are you really gonna participate in this thing?" Roufail (who was peeping over Tempest's shoulder to read the flier) asked Leo.
-"Yeah. I'm short on money, so I'd really like five dollars right about now." Leo answered.
-"I dunno man, the winner of this thing will never get any bitches." Kewmed (who hadn't even read the flier) said.
-"Pft, it's not like I get any anyway. Five dollars to keep living the way I live sounds like a deal to me!" Leo shrugged it off.
-"I mean that sounds fine and all, but what I'm concerned with is how the flier says 'in five hours'. This doesn't even have a date or time on it... WAIT NOW IT SAYS 'in four hours and fifty minutes'! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS FLIER?!" Tempest was straight up flabbergasted at the properties of the flier.
-"Yeah it's some chess club nerd shit, I don't know either." Leo shrugged it off.
-"Well, I don't have much else to do with my afternoon, so I guess I'll tag along. We have a pretty entertaining history with tournaments and stuff so I have high expectations of this." Tempest said.
Roufail and Kewmed expressed their interest in spectating too, but Leo reminded them that they should keep their standards low as it is, in fact, a middle school chess tournament.
5 HOURS AND FORTY SIX MINUTES LATER
-"Damn, this shit seems boring indeed." Riox remarked.
-"WHY THE HELL DID YOU GUYS BRING RIOX?!" Leo yelled at the boys.
-"Oh, they didn't bring me. I just happen to be spying on every single one of you guys, along with every citizen of this country. I'm still waiting to get charged with breach of cybersecurity, but I did too good of a job at it and nobody has found out. Now I try to turn myself in for it but they just think I'm joking and don't believe me!" Explained Riox, who was rocking a low taper fade at the moment.
-"Yeah okay, good joke, Riox. Whatever you can stay here, either way I doubt I'll win." Leo said.
-"Why is that? You're the biggest nerd I know! You should have a decent chance at it." Kewmed tried to encourage Leo.
-"Thanks, I guess, but there's this dude in the tournament who beat everyone he trained with in less than five minutes each. Look, he's currently beating a chess grandmaster!" Leo explained as he pointed at the person in question.
His name was Addison. He was a white haired kid wearing glasses and a headband.
Just as Leo pointed at him, Addison did a checkmate against the Grandmaster and defeated him.
-"Oh damn it! This is the first time I've been defeated in my sixty four year long career!" The chessmaster cursed out.
-"Hey wait, I recognize that voice!" Leo said as he pulled the chessmaster closer, revealing that it was Renie.
-"What are you doing dude, leave the Grandmaster alone!" Roufail told Leo.
-"Yeah dude, not even I would harass the elderly... Well, not a second time at least." Riox said.
Leo just let Renie go as he had way bigger problems to deal with.
-"Damn, this is the fiftieth person in a row that Addison has checkmated. I'm glad I'm a referee and not a participant is all I'll say." Pavlidis, who was the referee, commented.
-"Wait, hasn't this tournament only just started? Where is everyone?" Tempest asked.
-"Almost everyone left after witnessing Addison's unfair skills. I think I only have one opponent and then I'm in the Finals against this dude." Leo explained.
-"You better not be planning on quitting, this Addison dude seems intriguing as hell, it'd be way too boring if you quit now!" Tempest told Leo.
-"You know, I was going to, but after hearing you say that I think it'd be best for our physical well being if you didn't get bored for too long." Leo responded.
And thus, Leo's first (and second-to-last match) began.
LEO VERSUS RIN
-"Wait, why are you here?" Leo asked Rin.
-"I used all my savings on amnesiacs in order to forget about my exes, so now I'm short on money." Rin answered.
-"Okay that sounds like something we'll have to address.... Later." Leo said as the match began.
While that match was going on, the boys started getting bored while spectating, so they glanced over at Addison, who was absolutely demolishing his opponent.
-"Oh, I get his secret now." Kewmed remarked.
-"What is it?" Roufail asked.
-"He has a SomeWeirdGan. Two of them to be exact." Kewmed answered.
-"What the hell is that?"
-"It's an eye ability. It gives the user the ability to predict all of an opponent's moves based on the slightest behavior patterns and instantly adapt to them." Kewmed explained.
-"How the hell did you notice that?"
-"I have a SomeWeirdGan too."
-"WHAT?! WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE HEAR OF IT?!" Tempest yelled at him.
-"I got it during my service as a Some Weird Ninja in the Fourth Great Some Weird Ninja War. I just don't use it because you need to wear glasses to activate it, and glasses scare the hoes away." Kewmed explained.
-"Yo dude, wanna hang out alone next week?" Riox, who had some very devious plans for next week, asked Kewmed.
-"Sorry dude, I'll be too busy finding the Some Weird Piece." Kewmed turned him down.
In the time it took for the four of them to have that conversation, Addison had already beat his opponent, so all that was standing between Leo versus Addison was Rin.
-"God damn it, what is taking them so long?" The bored Riox asked, rhetorically.
-"You know, chess matches usually take a long time. Addison is just overpowered, and that's why his matches take so little time." Roufail replied.
-"Yeah no shit Sherlock. Fuck it, I'm speeding this up." Riox said, before pulling out a glock as he began shooting the air.
-"HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Rin yelled at him.
-"I'M TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU SO YOU'LL LOSE!" Riox kindly explained.
-"DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, REF!" Rin called out to Pavlidis.
-"I thoroughly apologize, and while I too am quite angered at the insolence that this child exhibits, outside factors such as life issues and loud noises do not constitute a rule break, so if you are distracted by it, I sadly cannot do anything about it, for the rules of chess - more so than any other game - are sacred and shan't be interrupted with no matter what... "
Pavlidis kept rambling for another five minutes, while Riox continued shooting.
Rin was just infuriated and waiting for Leo to make his move... However... Unbeknownst to her... She had already lost.
-"Hey, won't you make your move already?" Leo said in a cheeky voice as he smirked.
Rin turned to look at the clock, only to see that Leo had already made his move shortly after the gunfire began, so she didn't notice it, meaning that she had run out of time!
-"I declare the winner of this totally fair match to be Leo!" Pavlidis declared.
Rin was just glad that she didn't have to deal with the gunshots anymore, so she walked away without making much of a scene.
-"Thanks Riox, I would've probably lost if it wasn't for your help. Normally I don't want to resort to your usual crimes, but this is a situation of utmost importance, as five whole dollars are on the line!" Leo thanked Riox.
-"No problem."
-"Hey, I DO have a problem!" Roufail expressed his discontent with Riox's actions.
-"See, normally I don't care how many crimes you commit, since they're usually funny, but there's nothing funny about bothering a woman with a troubled past, my 6 '0 feminist self is appalled by your actions!" He continued.
-"Uh... Does he have a crush on her or something?" Riox asked.
-"Nah, we'd never have a crush on anyone in the friend group. He's just trying to appear good to whatever woman may be watching, and failing at it." Kewmed explained.
-"But there are literally no women here."
-"Yeah, that's why he's failing at it." Kewmed said, before turning to Leo and making him an offer
-"Alright, my lovable nerd, you're most definitely gonna lose if you go up against Addison in this state. So come with me to the bathrooms."
EPIC TRANSITION TO THE BATHROOMS
-"I'm not sure why everyone else also came but whatever." Kewmed said before turning back to Leo and continuing "I will now transfer my SomeWeirdGan over to you, that way the playing field between you and Addison will be leveled."
-"What the hell is a SomeWeirdGan?" Leo asked.
Kewmed proceeded to explain the entire plot of Naruto, Naruto Shippuden and Boruto, but replacing every single character with himself.
-"Wow... That really fell off after the "Some Weird Chunin Exams." Leo remarked.
-"Yeah, I know. Anyways, you ready?"
-"Yup. So how will this transaction work?"
-"Its done."
-"What?"
-"Yeah. The way to do the transaction is through using the most overpowered Jutsu; Backstory No Jutsu. I have mastered this technique" Kewmed explained.
-"Huh. Now that you mention it, I do suddenly see a lot better than before. SAY GOODBYE, NERDY GLASSES!" Leo said as he proceeded to smash his glasses by happily jumping in the air and throwing them to the ground.
Kewmed, Riox, Tempest and Roufail proceeded to awkwardly stare at him for the next few minutes.
-" What? " Leo asked, confused.
-"You... Needed the glasses to activate it. May have forgotten to mention that..." Kewmed revealed to him.
Leo proceeded to awkwardly stand around for a few more minutes before whispering
-"I'm fucked."
Riox then walked away, having realized that there was no saving him like that.
EPIC TRANSITION TO THE LEO VERSUS ADDISON MATCH
Leo versus Addison was off to a start.
As expected, it was extremely one sided, with Leo constantly falling for Addison's traps and losing one piece after the other, while struggling to make much progress on his side if any.
-"You see... I used to be blind." Addison started narrating.
-"What?"
-"Yeah... Up until I got this weird eye ability thing from my now dead Grandpa... I was blind. I always wanted to play chess because of how fun it sounded from the way my master described it to me, but because I used to be blind, it was extremely difficult for me to play. That was, until my Grandpa used a sacred Jutsu to sacrifice his life, in return for me finally gaining the ability to see... " Addison explained his backstory.
Leo kinda hoped he'd get so caught up in this backstory he'd forget about the match and run out of time, but he kept playing while talking and kicking Leo's ass at the game.
-"Oh, also, your friend is coming to bring you a new pair of glasses." Addison revealed to Leo.
-"What do you mean?" Leo asked.
-"Your friend... Roufail is his name, isn't it? He's currently running towards us. He's planning on throwing you a new pair of glasses. I can sense that you too, share this eye technique of mine. I empathize with the pain that you went through in order to gain it, and that is why I stalled this match until your friend arrived. That way, we can have the amazing showdown that we both want." Addison explained.
Leo turned to look, and there was Roufail running toward him, carrying a brand new pair of glasses that he definitely didn't steal from a random kid down the road.
-"CAAAAAAATCH!" Roufail yelled to Leo as he tossed the glasses.
Leo epically leaped towards the glasses, attempted to catch them, and failed miserably, as they slipped from his hands, fell to the ground and got destroyed.
-"NOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU!?!?" Pavlidis cried out as he rushed to the shattered pair of glasses and proceeded to nurture them as if they were a newborn baby.
-"Well, that is quite unfortunate." Addison remarked.
-"Not as unfortunate as this." Riox also remarked, before he proceeded to stick a fork inside each of Addison's eyes.
Addison yelled out in pain, as he had been caught off guard for the first time since he got the SomeWeirdGan, and he was starting to relive the nightmare of being blind once again.
-"HOLY SHIT DUDE! DID YOU JUST STAB HIS EYES?" Leo exclaimed.
-"Yup." Riox said, looking very proud.
-"Erm, contestant Addison loses for unsportsmanlike behavior. The win goes to Leo!" Pavlidis announced.
-"WHAT?! THEY LITERALLY GOUGED MY EYES OUT!" Addison yelled at Pavlidis.
-"Yeah for all I know you may have faked it to steal the win from Leo, I wouldn't know what actually happened as I was too busy mourning this unjust loss of life over here. As a matter of fact, you seem too desperate for Leo to get disqualified. I hereby ban you from participating in all chess related events forever!" Pavlidis said before he began walking away with the broken pair of glasses wrapped around a towel and over his shoulder.
-"Normally I would be mad at you for nearly killing a guy, but since it gave me the win I guess I can forgive it." Leo said.
-"No need to thank me." Riox told him.
-" Whoops, almost forgot. Here's your victory money." Pavlidis said as he handed Leo five dollars.
-"Sweet!" Leo celebrated.
-"Also here's the curse that traps you into being single for the rest of your life." Pavlidis said as he cursed Leo to stay single for the rest of his life.
-"Not sweet!" Leo did NOT celebrate.
But do you know who also wasn't celebrating? Addison.
-"YOU... YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME! YOU FRAUD!!" Addison yelled at Leo and the rest of the boys.
-"Oh shut up you sore loser." Kewmed told Addison, before continuing "By the way, your grandpa died for no reason, his dumbass could have just used Backstory No Jutsu and he'd be just fine. Skill issue honestly."
The boys then walked away while Addison's screams of agony echoed in the background.
-"Was this as entertaining as you thought it'd be, Tempest?" Leo asked Tempest, before realizing he wasn't with them.
Tempest had actually gotten bored during the Addison vs Leo match, so he was currently rampaging in a city 50 miles away from the boys.