Every great second season begins in a nostalgic place from season 1.
This one begins in the basement Meth Man was being held captive in.
-"Damn, so you guys really did all that?" A mysterious individual asked.
-"Yeah, this is probably the most interesting thing though." Tempest reluctantly replied.
-"HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN THERE?!" Leo's voice echoed.
-"WE'RE COMING BACK UP!" Tempest yelled back, before turning to the mysterious individual and telling him "Alright, time to introduce you to them."
EPIC TRANSITION TO THE GROUP OUTSIDE THE BASEMENT
This was the first time since the Football Match that the entire friend group had been gathered somewhere.
-"So why are we here?" Micheal asked.
-"Dude, we literally stated the reason in the group chat message." Nick said.
-"Micheal never saw that message, we removed him from the group chat after his super dinosaur lost us the match. Frankly I'm not even sure how he found out." Roufail explained.
-"Hm, I wonder who's at fault for that dino being summoned." Rin whispered to herself.
-"Can you guys shut up? We're gonna make a bad first impression to the new dude that Tempest said he was gonna introduce us to!" Leo said.
-"I don't get it, what are we doing here?!" Micheal asked again.
This time no one bothered to reply, they just awkwardly stared at him, judging him with their glares.
-"Get a load of this fucking idiot!" An unknown voice was heard.
Everyone turned around to the source of the voice, to see that it was, in fact, Mark Peter H. Riox.
-"You guys can just call me Riox." Riox introduced himself.
-"He's the guy I was talking about!" Said Tempest as he finally climbed out of the basement.
Everybody then introduced themselves to Riox, and 5 minutes of awkward silence followed.
-"Oh I get it, they're not the talkative type. Kinda boring to be honest." Riox assumed.
-"No, they are talkative as shit, I have no idea why they're not doing anything. WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?!" Tempest yelled at them.
-"I dunno dude... He just... Seems too normal. What does he have? A long name? Well we can just call him Riox or whatever. We were waiting for something wild to happen like every other time... Kinda underwhelming, I'm not gonna lie." Leo explained.
Everybody silently agreed with Leo, as most of them started walking away to move on with their day.
Rin went on to win an international haircut competition, Tom went on to single handedly win the NBA finals, Fotis went on to start a fifth world war, Micheal just walked away because everyone else did, Lop released the Album of The Year and won a Pulitzer Prize, y'know, a
bunch of boring shit.
Meanwhile…
Tempest, Leo, Roufail, Kewmed and Riox were at a souvlaki restaurant. Now that's some real exciting shit right there.
-"So, what's your thing?" Roufail asked Riox.
-"What do you mean what's my thing?" Riox was confused.
-"Well, we all have a thing. A gimmick even. What is your thing?" Roufail elaborated (poorly).
-"Yeah, you don't seem like anything sexual." Kewmed said.
-"I think he means special." Leo corrected Kewmed.
-"Whatever, tomato potato."
-"I don't think that's how the saying goes but whatever." Leo said reluctantly.
-"Well, I find this 'thing' gimmick you're talking about to be kinda boring. I guess I do have a 'thing', but it's not something I can just put into words. I guess you'll have to wait and see." Riox answered.
-"Lame." Kewmed, Roufail and Leo all said at the same time.
-"Seriously Tempest, why did you bring this guy here? We've been hanging out for a whole half an hour and not a single thing that defies the law of the universe has occurred!" Kewmed asked.
-"Trust me guys, you'll change your mind, just give it some time." Tempest reassured the boys.
-"Well, I for one kinda appreciate the change of pace. It's nice not having to put an end to some kind of world threatening event and just hanging out with my best friends-" Leo started monologuing, but he got interrupted by the sound of an explosion nearby.
-"What the fuck?" Leo said.
-"HELL YEAH SOMETHING INTERESTING!" Everyone else said in the perfect unison.
No one else noticed it other than Leo at the time, but Riox was also part of that unison.
-"Could it be that he's also bored or something?" Leo thought to himself.
But this was not the time to ponder, as they had to check out the source of the explosion.
-"BWAHAHAHAHA! I AM LEOMAN AND I HAVE CAUSED THIS EXPLOSION!" A man dressed up in an extremely nerdy attire declared before slipping on some dogshit and rolling down the road, completely disappearing.
-"Hah! It looks like the jock mafia tried to frame us or something! Thank God they're really stupid and very bad at impersonating! Am I right?!" Leo exclaimed.
He then turned around, only to realize that everyone was staring directly at him.
-"HEY WAIT I'M INNOCENT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THERE'S NO WAY SOMEONE INNOCENT WOULD WILLINGLY DRESS UP THIS NERDY'?! ARE YOU CALLING ME A NERD?! YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY AUNT- I MEAN MY ATTORNEY!" Leo yelled out to the cops while they were carrying him to the cop car.
-"Damn, we'll really have to go to court again? I don't know if we can rely on that mysterious ball to appear and kill all witnesses again, so this might be a pain in the ass." Roufail said to himself.
-"LET THE MAN GO!" A voice echoed.
Everyone turned around only to see that the man who yelled that out was none other than Riox, wearing some extremely nerdy clothes.
-"I AM THE MAN WHO TRIED TO FRAME HIM! TAKE ME INSTEAD!" Riox declared.
The cops were too fed up with all the yelling, so they just let Leo go and took Riox so they'd be done with it.
A COUPLE DAYS LATER
The boys were hanging out once at Leo's house and we're discussing the Riox incident.
-"Damn, I can't believe he sacrificed himself so I'd be saved." Leo exclaimed.
-"Yeah, I can't believe he went and put on that nerdy ass outfit just to save you." Kewmed agreed.
-"Wait... Oh shit right you guys haven't realized yet. I guess I'll let y'all find out on your own." Tempest told them.
-"Haven't realized what?" Roufail asked.
-"This." Riox answered the question.
Everyone jumped back in shock, except for Roufail.
-"I don't get it, what did we not realize......
WAIT HOLY SHIT GUYS RIOX IS BACK!? "
Roufail joined everyone as they jumped back in shock as well.
-"How the hell did you break out of jail, dude?" Kewmed asked.
-"Oh it was nothing. Actually now that I think about it, it should be on the news."
Leo then opened the TV and tuned to "SOWEILAND NEWS CENTER".
-"I AM JOUR N. ALIST, COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM SOWEILAND CENTRAL PRISON, WHERE A MASSIVE BREAKOUT HAS OCCURRED! 50000 INMATES HAVE ESCAPED AND THE PERPETRATOR SEEMS TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL KNOWN AS MARK PETER H. RIOX, WHO HAD RECENTLY CONFESSED TO COMMITTING ARSON AND FRAMING A NERD FOR IT! ON YOUR SCREENS RIGHT NOW IS THE LONG LIST OF CRIMES MARK PETER H. RIOX HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF:
-Petty theft
-Sassy theft
-Bisexual theft
-First, second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth degree murder at the same time
-Drug dealing to minors
-Drug dealing to majors
-Drug dealing to mediocres
-Terrorism
-Kidnapping
-Adultnapping
..... "
Jour N. Alist continued reading the infinitely long list for the next 10 minutes.
-" Wait... Why did you even jump in to save me?" Leo asked Riox.
-"Save you? I was just bored and thought a prison break would be fun! It wasn't as hype as I was expecting though. Well, that's all for today, gotta go now! I'll catch y'all later!" Riox said before leaving.
It has now become clear to everyone... Riox... Was a menace.