[Ratatatata!]
A bronze-skinned baby carried two semi-autos and blasted the hordes of undead that climbed the corpse of dead bodies below him.
"You will never take me alive, me…undead scum! Eat lead, Raaaaaaa!"
Adrian constantly shot lead rounds at the approaching undead with a Rambo-like scream.
"Baaaaaaaa!"
Adrian screamed before an undead jumped at him from his back.
"Get off me, bahhh, you're ruining my juvenile drip, you Buffon! Gahhhh"
[Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!]
Adrian flipped it over and continuously hit the zombie on the forehead while saying,
"Double smash, triple smash, quadruple smash, and finally penta smash."
"Rawr"
"What? who said that!? Come out right now."
Adrain said, looking left and right.
"Rawr"
"I have a gun. I will shoot! These bullets are gender-neutral!"
"Rawr"
BB growled as it walked forward while carrying a sleeping child at its back that fiddled around muttering.
"You will…alive! 💤 snore! Triple smas-"
It continued as they traveled around the forest, passing flaming trees, water-made rocks, and reverse waterfalls.
Soon, Adrian opened his eyes and looked around and saw trees that passed by the duo.
He sat up with a smile while stretching his hands and yawning.
"Cool dream! 7/10! Would be more if the gun was more advanced, graphics higher, and the gore way more realistic."
Adrian thought, drowsily contemplating the dream with eyes squinted.
"Why haven't we stopped moving!? How far is the cave of this bear, jeez!?"
Adrain then jumped from the trekking bear onto the ground, landing on his chest.
"Ouch!" he said before standing up and walking to the bushes.
"These look poisonous, I'll take all of them." Adrian then picked a multi-colored berry and tore the front of a leather-like tree, proceeding to pack more multi-colored berries.
"Call me Poison Lord Adrian, not wrong since death is a kind of poison… anywho."
The bag soon filled halfway. Adrian then got a long stick and tied the ends of the bag to the edge of the rod.
"I am Bear Grylls for real," thought Adrian with a smile before looking at BB and thought, "Bear A Drian, yeh? We will call ourselves that from now, Bear A Drian or short: BAD!"
Adrain looked around and saw that there seemed to be nothing left to do, walked back to his comrade with exaggerated steps.
[Crunch!]
Adrian came to a pause and thought of something. "Hmm, that sounded…"
Adrian walked back and continued his paused thought, "off!"
Adrian's eyes darted down as he looked at a book, laying on the floor covered with dirt and glimmered.
"Are you a monster, book-san?" internally asked Adrian as he crouched on the ground.
He then lowered his hands and cleared the surface of the book to see the cover art, "טּ_טּ."
"This gotta be BL ain't no way!"
The cover was a handsome princely man wearing shoulder armor with a blue cape at his back and a castle in the background.
The title was [ I want to be a romance novel's love interest- written by QueenFrieza]
"I- fine, I'm curious! Anyways, I got time to waste. Well, I hope at least!"
Adrian thought, opening the first page and strolling to a nearby tree and sitting down.
"BB, come and watch."
Adrian gestured to the bear.
The bear trod towards him while sitting down with a thump.
"Good boii"
He patted the fur of BB before looking back at his book and speed-read it.
<…used all his strength to lift the sword above his head…>
<… one slice.>
Adrian finished the first page and closed the book while nodding, "not BL and good too."
He did not want to rush it as he needed to make it follow him to the top of this universe, at least.
"Well, time to continue the journey! Onwards BB!"
Adrian flipped off the ground and pointed forward. BB followed Adrian's example and flipped, but it landed with its back on the floor.
"Kek, the mission failed successfully, haha! Now get your butt off! We are rolling."
Adrian said as he looked at the bear, ignoring him and trailing onwards, leaving BB behind.
Suddenly, Adrian heard a sound echoing from all directions, slowly raising his right hand sideways.
"Well, isn't this interesting!"
On Adrian's outstretched hand lay a wooden club decorated with spikes. "Really interesting."
Adrian internally said as he looked at the book again and back at the club before scanning around the forest for his assailant.
Soon, a bunch of little green humanoids with slanted backs holding wooden weapons and a shell at their backs appeared.
They all looked at Adrian with vicious intentions as their mouths drooled.
"Should I scan them or wing it!? Hmm, I will wing it! But I need their local names."
Adrian thought as he focused
[Turboras]
"Turboras, listen to me! I thereby declare myself as your new lord and savior! Now kneel before me! For I have returned."
There was a pause as they all looked at him in confusion before.
"Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga"
They all laughed with their hands on their stomach as they pointed at Adrian in the center.
"Ga ga ga ga ga-"
"Shut up!"
Adrian now had a darkened expression with his fist clenched as he looked to the ground.
"So, is that your answer…? I see. Well, counter proposal."
The Turboras suddenly started shaking as a depressive atmosphere filled the site.
.
.
.
"I kill all of you."
Adrian then looked up slowly with a psychopathic grin and a purple light emitting from his eyes.
"…Every last one of you."
BB then appeared at the back of Adrian, staring at them with malicious intent.