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Chapter 45 - The doofentizier

< Warning, potential spy and terrorist located in district 234 be alert for any suspicious personnel report end>

A screen appeared in a sci-fi city with a blockly female figure issuing a warning to its inhabitants, and the wanted man looked up at it with a sigh as he put back on his magically projected hood.

"Holographic tech? That should indicate a high level of advancement in optics of this world."

Lin observed, watching the objects that soared above him.

"The objects have their electromagnetic field! Enabling them to defy gravity to a certain extent."

[Bump!]

Lin bumped into a pedestrian, and they responded in rage, "bitch eiejh bastard saw jesjs wiwjwo eisowk!"

The octopus-headed humanoid cursed out as Lin fang looked confused.

"What is he saying? I could understand before but now?… what's happening!"

[Ring!]

A weird noise sounded on Lin's palms, causing him to look down slowly at a rune imprinted on his palm while flickering red.

"I saw this written on the staff!!"

Lin suddenly stretched out his palm forward and said, "Summon!"

[Pop!]

A staff soon appeared in his palm with a flash of light, and the indescribable sounds became clearer in his ears.

"Damn blind son of bitc!" The octopus man cussed as he headed away.

"So, the staff helps me translate their language! But if I lose it, the translatory effects wear off after a few minutes."

Lin thought before looking at a vendor selling some exotic food by his side.

"Get your arnurn food now at just ten galactic units."

The humanoid man said, holding some purple ropey substance with eyes on it that were constantly blinking and darting around its vicinity.

Lin held his vomit as he asked, "Sir, what are galactic units?"

"What!?" The man question

"Galactic unit-"

"I heard you the first time! What kind of bloody question is that? How don't you know such common knowledge?" The man asked as he dipped his hand in a purple bubbling substance before looking up and down at Lin fang and asking, "Are you perhaps from the barbarian planets!?"

"Barbarian- yea you could say that technical-" Lin wanted to say no, but judged from his clash with the cop and changed it midway.

"Get out of my store!" The man bellowed in rage, throwing the food on the ground.

"What!? Sir…if you could-"

Lin tried to calm him down, not wanting to cause a scene, especially since he was a wanted man.

"I don't want to hear anything from the likes of you, Durk."

The man then spits on the ground as more people surround the scene.

"What's happening?"

"That man is from a barbarian civilization!?"

"What an eiyo."

"That was rude!"

"Ew, a durk worshiper!"

"This is getting out of hand. I just wanted to know what a "

Lin had to bring up his hands, blocking a transparent bag thrown at him.

"Leave our city scum!"

"Yeah!"

"Guys, stop it!"

"Get your hands off me"

Lin deflected the thrown objects with his staff as they intensified.

"Ok, ok, everyone, seize the disarray immediately!"

A couple of soldiers in blue-red uniforms came holding radiant blue rifles as they floated down from the sky.

"Finally help… Wait!? I am a wanted man!"

Lin dropped his shoulders in relief before tensing them again as he uttered silently.

He tried to sneak away, but one of the pedestrians screamed, "He is running away! look, look."

"Shit!" Lin fang thought, moving faster as another guard noticed the call and howled at him, "Halt!!! DL where I can see them!"

"DL?" Lin uttered in confusion but raised his hands in the air.

"Drop the staff!" The man said underneath the cap.

Lin tried to look under it, only to see a screen and his reflection.

"Robots!" He thought, without dropping the staff, but gripping it even harder.

"I said drop it, Durk!!"

The male screamed in rage as the screen vowed red.

"Maybe… maybe, I won't" Lin activated his mana, inducing a flash of light to appear on the staff as he disappeared from the spot.

[Bang!]

The officer shot at the spot a little too late as a laser shot toward the sidewalk, causing a heap of glass to fly into the air.

The man gripped his gun in annoyance while watching the spot Lin previously stood.

"You should have shot a bit faster hittel, especially against an eiyo like that!"

Another officer uttered, looking the same as hittel.

"I thought this one would be different."

Hittel said with a sign dropping his hand to the side.

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"Pfft… hahaha,"

They both laughed at the same time, holding their abs.

"You, you crack me," the man said, wiping a non-existent tear.

"I will never disappoint!" Hittel said, waving his hands to the side.

"Remember our mission at Malgrat tomorrow. I gotta bounce," said the man walking away while clicking away at a holographic screen.

"Alright, chapper," Hittel said, looking back at the cracked glass ground, and with a hmph, he flew away from the scene.

The Librarian

In an alleyway lay an ordinary door, and behind this door lay a red-themed fancy hotel-like room.

At the center of the enclosure, a woman delivered a document on a gold table with a red covering as a suited man as he sat on a red couch majestically looking at the table before looking up.

"Master, this is the information gathered from your sources that we have received with tremendous effort-"

June said with her arms at her side.

"Yes… I see," said Fernando in a trance as he looked at her.

He got out of his confusion and said, "Good work, June, and whoever partook in this… operation, send them my thanks! They have served the order greatly,"

"Thank you, Noble knig-"

"Call me Fernando—since you don't want to rightfully acknowledge your future Pope, the least you could do is that… Sound good"

Fernando said with a smile while picking up a red wine with orbs of light in it.

"I would have to disagree, Noble Knight… Fernando"

June respectfully declined his offer with a bow.

I should have expected much…"

Fernando took a sip before saying,

"Alright, you are dismissed. Make sure to close the door on your way out."

"Understood"

June said, leaving while closing the door with a huge.

[Bang!]

The noise startled Fernando, causing him to spill the drink on the ground.

"That woman-"

He complained as he got a towel and cleaned himself up.

Fernando then picked the document up and opened it revealing pictures of very influential individuals and locations with descriptions underneath them.

"This makes everything!"

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"A whole lot easier!"