"She told me to put my heart in the bag. In the bag," a boy sang as he rode on the back of a bear.
"Rarr raw rawww rash ruhhh," the bear roared in return.
"And nobody gets hurt," "rawr rah raw,"
"Now I am running from her love. I'm not fast!" "Rah gas roar."
"So, I'm making it worse!" "ra roar raaaa ruuu!"
"Now I'm digging up a grave from my past!" "Rawwweeerrr"
"Arhhhhhhhh!" A sound interrupted their sing-along, causing them to look away in a faraway direction.
"Wait, what? That is not part of the lyrics? Who's the bloody bastard that said that!?" Adrian complained while looking in the direction of the scream.
"Help meeee!" The voice sounded squeaky, Adrian observed.
"Ok BB, go the opposite direction of the sound!"
BB ignored Asrian and walked toward the sound.
"Wait, stop, don't, don't do this, Bb please!"
But it was all for naught as they headed for the noise.
[Step! | Step! | step!]
The duo came to a woman fending off ten people. She had brown eyes and brown hair and wore a white-red uniform while holding a staff as multiple people enclosed her with different kinds of spells in their hands.
"Surrender the fruit!" One of the hostiles said to the woman.
"I got this with my efforts! It's mine now, scum!"
The woman said with an annoyed expression.
"Cut the chit-chat and knock her out!"
"Yeah! We will cut her up and feed her to the animals!"
"No, lets dump her in cow piss!"
"Cow- man what!!?"
"What!?"
"Cow piss, really!?"
"My uncle did it"
"To who!?"
"To his wife! She is into that kind of thing!"
"Oh, well good, i think."
…
The argument continued on, Adrian soon got bored already and screamed out to them.
"HELLO!!"
"So, are you guys gonna fuck or what!?" He screamed at the top of his lungs.
"What is a kid doing here?" They all collectively asked.
None acted as they watched the boy on the bear with his hands on his hips.
An awkward silence filled the forest as no one knew what to do.
"Anyways, we can solve this the judicial way and talk about this like civilized gentlemen can't-?" Adrian proposed before getting interrupted by a loud voice.
"I'll never sit down and talk with loose cultivators. This doesn't even concern you!!!"
The 'helpless' woman who screamed a few moments ago refused.
Adrian tried to balance himself after getting shocked by the loud voice.
"What the duce! Does she have a hell-infused trumpet in her throat?"
Adrain thought as he shook his head to remove the confusion.
"Ahh well, BB, off we go. It's nothing serious! This happens everywhere. Can't save the world!"
Adrian shrugged as BB turned away, intending to leave.
The woman flashed to Adrian with her hands stretched out as she thought, "The boy controls the bear and doesn't even look that strong! If I take him hostage, I'll be able to control the bear and escape with my treasure."
When she got close, Adrian coincidentally chose to lie down, causing her to miss the mark and pass the both of them.
"What!?" The woman thought as she passed them.
"How was that-" she tried to grab him as she passed by but coincidentally missed each time.
She flew into a tree with a width of 6 feet, dissecting it and the trees behind it.
"Pfttt ha ha ha ha ha!" Adrian laughed while watching the fail, "Ha ha ha ha."
"Rawr roar roar roar!" BB was not sure why they were laughing but joined in.
"I am not even mad that was funny to watch," said Adrian as he wiped the tears from his eyes from laughing.
"Hmm, I wonder what fruit they are talking about!" He thought before glancing toward the ten
"Hey, background characters with no names! What happened!"
Adrian asked as he lay down on BB's back.
They looked at each other before a chubby man that wore a red-blue shirt and pants said, "She stole a fruit that is the main ingredient in bloodline-increasing pills."
"Oh?" Said Adrian in surprise before saying, "Well, seems legit."
"Brother!" The man suddenly said, drawing Adrian's attention.
What? And don't call me that. We are not related. I don't wanna be associated with you either."
"Why you-" a thin man came forward in reply to what Adrian said before the big man stopped him.
"Sorry, child- but how do you make that bear listen to you? And how much to buy it off you?" The man said, and Adrian just stared down.
"Child? Buy? Huh!?" Adrian then started pointing at them and counted.
"1, 2-"
"What are you doing? Answer my question, child!?" The man said in annoyance.
"Oh, yeah, I need to know how many graves I need to dig. I respect the dead… trust me🙏🏼"
The people in front of Adrian suddenly felt like their qi/mana was going out of control and purple veins appeared on their skin.
"What… did you?"
The man said as he pointed out his hands, looking like he was trying to grab Adrian, before stopping as he heard him say,
"Let me guess, you want to use a palm technique that involves you projecting out an invisible palm that surrounds me at least 10 meters, and there's a gap at seventy degrees of it if you noticed."
The man paused for a few seconds, but still enclosed it.
The attack stopped inches away from the duo, and Adrian flashed a cheeky smile
"Yeah, if you did that fast enough, you would have caught me… but alas, all you cultivators like waiting for villains to complete their speech."
The blood dripped down the man's eyes as he stared at Adrian in rage.
"Why did I call myself a villain? I am a hero, not a villain!"
Adrian yawned and said, "I am too tired to bury you now. Uhmmm, do that yourself, I guess,"
They finally left for good this time, as no one was around to interrupt them.
"BB, that made me look smart right. Yes i am genius, but i have to admit, it was all because of the difference in starting universes, I started in a world that helped more in discovery, and he came from here more focused on strength-"
Adrian said before looking at BB, who paid no attention to what he was saying, "Ah, you can't understand me!"
He scratched the hair on her neck as he smiled, "This is better than the dungeon, at least."
The camera zoomed out on the duo as they walked across the plains.