Okay so... something terrible happened... I lost at guessing everything with the witches because of how difficult it was, so I the most awesome of handsome princess had to clean everything in their house, thankfully I'm half god and a little too good at cleaning.
While I was cleaning I was worried about my only true friend Ellen, sure that bear girl with her half assed heart tries to act like my friend, I know what she wants from me is money, I can't proceed to understand how her brain works. In fact she has no reason to be Ellen's friend other than using her as someone to get close to me on a personal level.
With that in mind, I come straight at her asking her questions that she thought would never get asked because she thinks of me as an idiot and rolling my eyes a lot, I'm the heroine's sidekick now in a bad way since I don't do anything heroic, I may be a bad person and saying that I never train is a lie, I often do exercises in my inner world... As the most cringe person ever, I deserve the trophy of most cringe representation ever of a horny girl character from a noble family that also happens to have godlike powers, I am gifted indeed.
"Hey girlie."
"Yes yes it's me ! Do you need my help for something or to flirt with someone ?" the peasant girl asks me with a wide bright smile, a nice shade of light smiled on her lips.
"I order you to stop the act. Get real with me here, you tell me your secret and the reason you want to stay close to Ellen." I answer the peasant with earnest respect.
"She is my friend, and I have no one left other than potentially you. At first I thought you were a bitch in heat, but after spending time with you I learned how nice of a person you are." she says disrespectfully as it fits her.
"You just want to kill me and get rich." I reveal her true intentions with that sentence.
"Killing you ? You're overreacting, I won't lie to you and what I want from you is the rarest thing you could give me, be it money or jewels." damn, her eyes even turned in gold for barely a second because of the witch's power.
"Then why are you friend with her ?" I don't like her, she is a bitch but I can't prove it.
"Out of all my friends, why is she my best friend ?" she asks me, she is no better than I, greatest mage of the past centuries. Yeah, you've just learned that my mother was a mage and me too, well you should already know that as a reader.
"I don't know, you tell me lowly peasant." I despise her.
"Her parents saved my life when I was 4. It may not be the reason why I felt like I had to stay close to her, I mean no one remembers things from such a young age. But this memory resonates with me, just like when I first met her. A broken girl with no desire, no longer hoping."
"Keep going, I want to know my friend's friend better." I want to hate her or is it an illusion of that demon witch ?
"The reason I love money is because I was always a poor girl, I was swayed more than once by it, but even then I would still do stupid things like undressing in front of everyone just for the sake of money. I was a fool." and she is smiling with a proud face while also doing the fandango.
"But I mean, I know you are, the thing is I wish to know about my true friend, not you who is just abusing my kindness,."
"Nobles really are all the same only wanting to know about others and not about myself." she convinced me to listen to her with that reasoning, what an ugly kind of friend. Then, does that mean that Ellen is secretly... no, she is too nice and kind.
"Cool story girl, keep going."
"You seem rather happy, shall I lend you a hand on hitting the ground and break that nose of yours ? Just kidding !" she laughs, disrespecting me with no regards to my social status, I rule a kingdom with Mother and she thinks so highly of herself, stupid bitch.
"Then Ellen ?"
"Ellen or Sanaë like I'm more used to, was always being pessimistic about everything. I too have been deceived by life, my parents were... brutal to say the least. They are now resting in hell."
"I bet you send them off." Yeah, I just think she is better bad person than I am.
"They died not that long after I met her. My parents deserved to die, they were impaled by a falling tree while they tried to burn an entire forest and succeeded. They hated kitsunes and werewolves unlike me, it's because I didn't hate those species like them that I was cursed by everyone of my kind that lived in this little country everyone forgets about."
"I like where this is going, bonus point for not going too much into details."
"Meeting Sanaë was fate. I had a hard time even barely talking to her in the first month, all I was able to do was giving her a meal. She was dead inside, her soul didn't leave her body but she was more like a living zombie, only eating what we gave her and staying in her bed. We couldn't even give her a proper shower, no one but Naomi could touch her without making her scream."
"Ooh, that's interesting ! Then how did that turn well in the end ?" I mean, it always turns well for heroes in books.
"Naomi, our ex leader had forced her to try to team up with each one of us, of course at the beginning she was silent and becoming a little less shy as time went on, becoming a real cutie, but really annoying to deal with her crises."
"What happened next then ?"
"Well everyone got their turn once, twice then thrice and after two months she gradually opened herself to me. The reason why is because I told her my life story, she reflected on hers and realized that I too should have been soulless."
"That's why you are still friends ? Because you share that special bond ?"
"Also because she loved it when I tried pranking others, I guess we were a goodmatch and became besties who shared everything to the other."
"So like, you know that she masturbates ?" That's what I was most curious about...
"Yes, if she happened to die I think I'll try to stay with you and try becoming friend with these witches." she definitely wants to be wealthy and rich.
"In a way they are my friends, not all of them. But they are the only girls I can rely on. And yet the one threatening everyone I love lives was here."
"Who ?"
"A Witch Godess, but keep it a secret for now."
A witch had listened to my words, and not just one, but three in fact and thankfully the more mature ones.
"You've heard my secret conversation with her, why wasn't time stopped for you ?"
"I'm unsure wether it's about my origins or if it is connected to some Angel's Eye dysfunction."
"She is the Godess of Death. And in your state, you're capable of becoming a godess if you are willing to give up your body to the likes of us."
"Don't say it like that sister Néhel ! We aren't monsters !" says the youngest and cutest out of all of them, not a spoiled brat like me, capturing her counterpart, I feel like was necessary... if only I was born as one of her sisters... I had I think a distant sister but she has been missing ever since she was born, what happened to her ? And demons as of now only care about baby making since all of their kind died other than that demon lord and the one with a white hat... it's off-topic here but my mind is like a wave on the sea, it's rifting like a leaf.
"That's right, we're no monsters but Plutaria if I remember correcly has been our friend for many years. We shouldn't let her try her luck too soon." says the young one, I like her the most because of how naive and straightforward she is.
"I'm not in a hurry, will I the greatest Dark Princesse not become a godess by default ?"
"Certainly you will, but before then, there are tasks you must accomplish. For example, you need to have someone you love dearly to die in front of you. And you will learn soon enough." explains the oldest one.
"Why exactly ? If I kill one of you girls is that okay ? I mean, in theory." I'm saying while looking at Néhel's blue eyes.
"In theory yes, in fact that will never happen. For example, the Godess of Death, let's call her Death. She could never become a godess before losing her powers, she became human and because of it became a god. I failed as the eldest sister to protect her and all blame should go to me and none of my sisters."
"I see... You're a very cold person, grandma."
"Don't mock big sis ! She is better than you'll ever be ! Even if she has no feelings to show us !" says the one with blue hair, very immature of her but I understand that I've upset her with my statement and she probably wounded her big sister without even realizing...
"Hum, Haruka.... she does have feelings. It's just that she doesn't look like she does." comments Saphilys.
As the witches look at me and Karen, we both have the same idea in mind and open our mouth, we are lips linked or just a different form of soulmate for just now, definitely never been in love and probably never will be.
"We want one of you to accompany us to where Ellen went on her own ! Respectfully, your favorite princess, the Darkness Empress." I say with my own words.
"Bring me a homie so I can find where my cutie left me." that useless, pathetic friendship abuser claims with her wimp face, God please let me crush her after I've proved she is a bad friend.
The two youngest witches, two actuals friends of mine from their perspective, but as my mother repeated it to me every day and night, I shall not be friend with lowly creatures like them that tramples on our feeling for their own sake. Even as an half-godess I still get a fright from my mother, she seems nice on the outside but she is the reason why I've took so much lives. At first my people hated me because we didn't start on equals levels, I didn't cheat at life... I yearned for my powers and everything that comes with it, I should be glorified as a princess for the eternity and my name shall never be forgotten.
Anyhow, I spent enough time with both of them, they have a place in my heart and unlike the others are willing to help me do good deeds.
"Saphilys, I need your company. Same goes to you, idiot Haruka. And of course, that so self called best friend."
"Tsk ! I'm very happy that you finally ask for our company. We can find you better parents." comments Saphy.
"Néhel or the one hiding her face behind a mask ?" I'm genuinely asking her.
"Just to be sure... what are we going to do after finding Ellen ?"
"Simple, if we don't find her, we kill anyone crossing our path if they ever try to hurt us. After that, there is a genius that I need to meet."
"What for exactly ?" is reminding me the dumb one, but also the kindest heart in this room.
"Have you ever heard these words ? " Thou is great, thy is nigh, spread the leg, plant the egg."
"Saphy what does she mean ?" She clearly doesn't understand at all.
"There is a saying that this individual, only cares about his popularity. And since he is not physically appealing to the majority of the community, he rents girls to protect him."
Knowing that, this tiny little teen feels bad for him, I mean, I did feel bad too that he needed protection more than I had expected the first time I met him for learning culture of that cursed kingdom.
"Then hum... how do you intend to use us ?" Haruka asks me in an innocent way, horribly cute, so adorable I can't resist.
"That's mean, in fact from now on think of yourself as Senka. Senka means nothing particular, all you will have to do is flirt with the guy no biggie." I say casually to this innocent looking girl.
"F-f-f-flirt !? I don't think I'm prepared..." she is stressing out and her face is so red, what a good looking tomato.
So stressed that she stares at the ground just thinking about flirting with a guy, a new experience for such an inexperienced teenager.
"Before that Plu, might I remind you what happened the last time with me ?"
"I do remember ! You were so drunk that you've been toying with my feelings and then you fucked with the guy !"
"No I didn't ! In fact, I wasn't drunk, just sleep deprived and maybe a little irritated at you so I tried to seduce him by giving him my socks."
"That... is... so... lame...uhuhuhu..." my favorite witch crying in the corner, she must feel very bad about her sister.
We go out and search everywhere for Sanaë but never find her, the only thing we find is a skeleton, blood and a werewolf... a sleeping werewolf, and the bones on the skeleton remind me of someone, could it be my friend from another world or just a stranger ?
The naive girl is terrified by the big dog, the closer I get to him, the more I smell death... a recent one and I know for sure that it's not Ellen, she wouldn't be as weak as being eaten by that thing.
"There is blood on his mouth..." comments Saphy.
"There are eyes in my face."
"That's right !" the idiot one replies to me as she gives a look at me.
"Hey so, if you had one wish right now what would it be ?"
"Nothing special in my mind. I just wish people could stop being attracted to big breasts and big butts." I answer in a proper and elegant way, cleaning anything that could have made my clothes dirty.
"Because yours are small. Pretty interesting take, what do you think of slavery ?"
"Ahahaha, I'm so horny right now ! Embrace the darkness in your heart and go seduce your sister that you so dearly love more than anything in the world." I speak it into her ears in a low voice.
"Don't do that to her..."
"What if that's what she wants ?"
"Then I..." she whispers it in a shy tone. "I would eat her up."
"Whoa whoa whoa ! Didn't know you were that much into such a cute person ! One advice I can give you, if it does happen, don't make it weird. Because I will try to ruin it without trying."
"Yeah yeah and I will just be there to... It's weird, magic has been used here and there are footsteps on the ground... Human ones."
"You're right. But it only makes sense."
"No, what I mean is that they were three here and only one body was eaten. The other has used the girl as a shield and ran away from here into the demon's territory."
"De...mon ? Are you insane ? I am insane and you are the crazy one, don't be better than me at doing bad things ! As I, Dark Princess of the Eternal Nightmare kingdom, I must slay anyone who dares oppose me."
"Why do you kill innocents ?"
"It's a family issue. My mother treated me harshly, whenever I got to like someone my mother pushed me to kill them, if she doesn't approve them, they die by my hands. Their faces were crushed by my axe, I'm no innocent and will keep using my axe to kill."
"Do you regret it ? Killing all of them."
"6500 times I apologized. Apologizing doesn't bring back the dead to life. I've been living 12 years without being able to bring any friend home. The day I met Ellen, I was pleasantly surprised to see a hero like her in this part of the world but my old habit took over like always and I mercylessly killed her a hundred times because of the Angel's eye. I thought my brain was messing with me all the time, you know like how you get a dinner and it repeats afterwards but you already know anything because it already has happened."
"Sorry for making you remember that dark part of your past. If you need anything you can tell me."
"My hair are like that because I hate seeing the cruelty of the world. My mother only recognize me as trophy and nothing else, she raised me as her tool. But my father never ever cared about me, I've never met him and I hate him even more than my mother... but in this story who is the most cruel one ? Who is the worst, the mother that shattered my dreams or the father that abandoned me ? If he wants to he could even make me love him and ruin my life even more... but he isn't interested in me at all..."
"Daddy issues, reminds me of Néhel thinking we have a father but I feel like we are just born by the power of our mother." she claims, she could be right to be honest...
What if my father actually thinks about me, could it change my opinion of him ? Surely he wouldn't be as bad as my mother, am I horny because of his will or is it just me ?
"Father answers my prays... tell me why I your daughter have been abandoned by you."
There is something going on inside my head, there is that little sound of someone breathing, it tickles my brain and attract me into an invisible sphere, disappearing from the girls sight but I still am able to see them and a man lying on his sofa whose drinking orange juice...
"Are you my father ?"
"Yes, you have the same blood as mine. Look at how hot you're becoming, even prettier than your mother." he claims with a smile.
"Why... what are you up to you fatherfucker !?" I can't trust him.
"Nothing really, just enjoying my time in heaven. You should too, you've dreamed of me a lot in your growth. I've attempted many times to make you succomb to me, your body is irresistible. Your mother has done a great job raising you." is he... like that monster god ?
"What... I would love that if it was a prank but it's clearly not one. Am I so weak that I would fall in love with my trash, worthless father ?" Graaa, I want to fuck him so badly... don't misinterpret it, I wanna suck his blood dry.
"Having sex with you have been a great experience, you even have a daughter. I gotta be honest with you Plutaria, I gave you your name or you would have ended up being called Daggaryashosnaera. Indeed this old junk of a wife lost all her beauty, but you my dear and precious daughter... you have been in my mind ever since you were 11. By the way, I didn't force my will on you, it's more like my will carried naturally into you."
"..."
"I know I know, must be a lot to accumulate just after reuniting with your true and only godfather." I don't know what to say about this pun.
"Then I'm not a virgin ?"
"You decide what's truth or not, even if there is only one truth. It's like that Faeria Mimic game. I at least had the decency to not possess your body."
"I... why did you fuck me asshole !? It's not like you needed another daughter after me ! Aren't I fucking enough for your ass !?"
"Hum... Plutaria my love, do you believe anything I say ?"
"Well of course, you're my father so you are telling the truth ! That's messed up to have a kid just to get to enjoy her nice young body to the fullest before it rottens."
"See, we're on the same page ! You wouldn't mind fucking with your father a little ?"
"It's still better than killing..." Because I never had the choice.
"And by fucking, I mean fucking with the gods ! And hum by fucking I also mean that we are gonna make this day memorable. There is a little boy god, let's fuck with him and corner him into his last resentment."
"Let's fucking go !"
And that's how I reunited with my Father.
As long as the future gets darker, the likes of the heaven will become brighter.
I'm aware that I'm in this, you are reading me aren't you Godess of Death ? Well too bad I have the godly ability to be immune to your bullshit. I will not let you see anything from where you are watching, just accept that your will will not reach me in Heaven ! Finally, Heaven and a little boy awaits me with Father and oh my p**** I'm gonna enjoy all the time I can spend with him as much as I can for it will be but a brief moment but the present moment.