"I can't remember why Dio hasn't put a baby in you." Aika smirked at the Kuoh Academy Student Council President as she took another of the girl's pieces off the board.
Poor thing hadn't realized that she wasn't playing the woman in front of her, but just an AI her husband had whipped up during a lunch break to play chess online under the It's Me, Dio account and pilot the Dio Life Decoy Model for in person matches.
The man himself would rather stick his dick in a toaster than play a game, but his ego wouldn't allow him to be some conscientious objector to a major motif of the verse. Now Dio got the prestige of being an unbeaten chess master and the convenience of never having to sit down and fucking play the damn game. A true have your cake and eat it too scenario.
The teenager in front of her; however, was making a face that displayed a distinct lack of cake in her future. As she worried her nails and made her next move, Aika simply signed.
"Mate in three."
Sona Sitri looked about the board, let out a deep breath, then tipped her king.
"So what do you people do for fun around here?" Aika leaned back and examined her nails, "It can't all be classes and homework and looking for High Schoolers to fill your peerage with."
"We perform contracts and keep the peace." Sona answered after regaining her composure after her loss.
"Wow." Aika shook her head, "Sounds as boring as I remember it."
"Why are you here?" the Pillar Heiress asked meekly.
"Hmmm…" Aika thought for a moment, "Needed a break from the constant shrieking of 'WAAAAGGGGHHHH!' going on up in the Fifth Heaven."
"You're not here about the magicians that have taken over the Gremory underground train station?" Sona asked in surprise.
"I had forgotten that you people even use train stations." Aika rubbed her temples with a finger and thumb trying to alleviate the pained expression on her face.
"What do you mean by 'you people'?" The svelte heiress demanded in a huff.
"Pretentious asshats." Aika specified, "Seriously, a fucking underground train station operated by people who can teleport. No wonder Dio doesn't respect anyone from this world that doesn't have his dick down their esophagus."
Well that's just hurtful.
"I am taking over handling those magicians." Aika sighed, "Destroying something I didn't help make is sounding very cathartic right now. Think of the station's location."
The Pillar Heiress complied subconsciously and Aika vanished in a pink flash. She emerged in the Gremory subway system with a large red hammer resting on her shoulder. Spotting the magicians of Nilrem, one of the Khaos Brigade Factions, she allowed her enormous devil energy to radiate out subtly, giving her the ability to observe all magic being cast in the area and shut it down.
Unlike Dio, Aika had no problems sitting down running calculations until she figured out how Ajuka weaponized his autism into the most advanced magic control system in verse.
With a deliberate slowness Aika jogged up to the magicians as they tried and failed to spray her with elemental attacks and slammed her hammer into one of the male magicians in a Medea ripoff outfit. He turned into little chunks that rained down on his companions causing them to panic until someone figured out that she was allowing them to still use summoning magic.
No reason to not allow them to bring more lambs to the slaughter.
Aika worked out her frustrations with a slow methodical application of hammer time, the crimson tears dripping down from the ceiling a soothing balm for her soul. She was about to slaughter the ultimate class devil leading this little operation when a dragon appeared. One of considerable strength.
The creature had to squat and bend at the waist to fit its 15 meter tall black scaled body into the underground. The humanoid dragon fixed his bright silver eyes on her and roared.
"I don't have a sample of you…" Aika mused and put her hammer over her shoulder while extending the other.
From pink magic circles, mercurial silver chains explosively erupted, binding the large beast tightly preventing all movement.
"Impossible!" the hooded ultimate class being shouted at the sight, "Grendel fought against Ddraig in the past!"
Lining up her hammer strike on the bound dragon, Aika paused to address the man, "Oh sweety, we are so far past Ddraig it isn't even funny."
With her bit said, Aika brought down a thunderous strike on Grendel's head, converting the top of his brain case into mush, slaying the Evil Dragon instantly.
"No." the man commanded as he backed up after Aika's gaze shifted to him.
"Yes." Aika insisted as she appeared behind him in showing of speed the man simply could not keep up with.
Her red hammer struck the man from the left, and converted his body to a pink mist as it moved through him.
With her work finished, Aika looked down at her new sample and giggled as she flopped on top of the dead beast and wiped a hand down her bloody hammer.
"Vacations truly are good for the soul.