Once I got up and yelled at my phone for a while. My head ached and my body still had that weight. Plus there was there jargeled 'feeling' of everything close to me. Opening the system I clicked around till I found the option for invites(1). Clicking on it asked for the phone # to send it too. The best gamer I knew was a casual solo player who hated to be tied up in petty stuff like the system offered on paper. So who to send it to? After a while I sent it to the author of Auntie Flow Toasts the VMMORPG. Hopefully she's just as hard of a grinder irl as her character.
I knew the next game to spend my points on. Just an hour after selecting and playing fable anniversary.
Eating Carrots: Can be eater 0.1% faster and give you 0.1% more skill exp per level.
Buying Carrots: Can notice flaws in carrots 0.1% easier, haggling over carrots is 0.1% easier per level
Selling Carrots: Buyers are 0.1% less likely to notice flaws, hanggling over carrots is 0.1% easier per level
Selling in Bulk: Buyers are 0.1% less likely to examine the goods, haggling over prices is 0.1% easier per level
Buying in Bulk: Sellers are 0.1% more likely to offer you a better price without haggling, haggling is 0.1% easier per level
Putting on Leather Armor: Can be equipt 0.1% faster, can be equipt 0.1% easier per level.
I got running jumping and other skills I've seen before as well. Easier? Either a fake or purely real world benefit I guess. Glancing through my skills I froze. All my old skills got more exp than I recalled. I quickly ate another 100 fable carrots and my various skills gained exp. Oh sweet Jesus yes!!!! Free exp!!!
The next week was simply me bulk buying and selling with the occasional break to glutton on carrots. I starting mixing in more beer, fish, and apples when I started to notice I was turning orange. My complete domination of the market finally got me skills in buying/selling iron, steel, silver, a wedding rings. All my food buying and selling skills rocketed up to level 10! After that I started visiting the local produce stands, I negotiated better prices then over paid them. This left them confused but appreciative when I apologized then told them I wanted to practice haggling abit. They offered to let me watch the stall once a week for less than minimum wage but I'd also get a generous portion of what was left, seemed fine to me.
For the next month I dialed back my gaming, I knew I'd passively gain physical skills plus randomly gain exp from carrots. I learned a ton of ways to cook them. Putting them in pickle juice for an hour softens them enough to easily slice then thin slicing them and putting them in soup makes them as soft and flavorful as Campbell's. Completely pickling them then slicing them into strips mixing them with minced onions and putting them over fish wrapped in tinfoil to bake in the oven was.... interesting. Gave abit more insight for cooking them with meat though.
I finally caved and bought an bosmer ebony dagger from the system and used it as a kitchen knife. Seems the system earnestly enjoyed me doing that cause it didn't hold back on the skills it gave me.
Chopping carrots: Chopping carrots can be done 0.1% faster and takes 0.1% less stamina per level
Chopping Carrots with an Ebony Dagger: Damages the dagger 0.1% less and takes 0.1% less stamina per level
Using system Items: Reduces wear on the items by 0.1% and grant 1 xp per day per level
Ebony Dagger: Using this dagger takes 0.1% less stamina and causes 0.1% less wear
Gotta say I was stunned by this generosity but can't let it go to waste. Getting back on ESO I grinded lotsa lvl 10 pvp battles wearing all golden sets with gold enchantments. After innumerous battles with axe fighters I finally got the skill I wanted.
Khajit Iron Axe Breaking: When you defeat a player with this weapon it takes an extra 0.1% damage. Each strike your opponent blocks receives an extra 1 damage per level.
Ok so not quite the skill I wanted cause I really wanted axe breaking but hey it's a start. Another week of abusing newbs later and I finally got Iron Axe breaking skill, not exactly what I need but still a good start. Also got lucky and scratched a couple low level targets off my hit list in this time. God I need a team, group battles would speed this up so much.