DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LAZY GAMERS DREAM OF GETTING SYSTEMS LIKE IN BOOKS TO MAKE THIER LIFE EASY AND YOU WANNA SAY GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don't wanna die. I'm sure somebody else could use you better. While you motivated me you were otherwise useless with how I played. So yeah."
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Emergency Quest: Troll Hunting Revised
Hunt 99 Trolls, the friends and family of the moderators that place have had bounties placed upon them. When you kill them all of your skills will be reversed as curses upon them. Records of your dual will show the moderator they know killed them. While Dualing these vial creatures all physical skills will have their effects doubled.
Reward: All skills at more than 49% will level up. All real world skills will level up. Level 2 resistance to your neck being broken. 1100 Achievement Points. 1 New Game Slot. 1 New bodily function skill.
Acceptance Reward: Resistance to you neck being broken level 1. 1 invite permission.
"Well that's definately abit better but my neck shouldn't get broken in ESO. So while I might die getting 99 kills I'll still die alot. What's an invite permission?"
24:00:00
23:59:59
23:59:58
The app only showed this countdown now. Welp I guess that's it. Can't even look at my accumulated skills. Darn some screen shots would've been nice. Bloody system that never made sense or did much had grown on me after all this time but at least I'm in shape now, can't take that away. Went to sleep and dreamed of being a janitor at the same restaurant when I'm old. Struggling to breath or function my boss looking not a day older yelling at me to move faster.
Woke up early and jogged to work. During my lunch break I decided to use the back room dart board, toward the end of my break i checked the app to see my progress some kinda pointless dart skill yet?
9:34:28
Oh, right.
Oh well better to live without the system than die from it right? I can just keep running and gaming regularly to get better at both without it. Plus I'll lose my bloody cop magnet skill! But that invite....could I share the system? Like build a team? Or have all the pros already been using it?
Checking the app store I searched and couldn't find it in master system search results... and I'll never search the word master again... oh right my installed apps list. It isn't there!!! Checking my homescreen the app icon is still there.
"Back to work slacker!"
My manager made me just about jump outta my skin I went to the kitchen and restrooms to check for trash while she was laughing for a while...
Back at home I opened the app again the timer still had hours left but time was running out. Leap of faith guaranteed pain and at least minor injury for hopefully guaranteed borderline magic tiny reward?.... It's a no brainer why am I second guessing it?
I started up my Xbox and launched ESO. My phone went red again.
Troll Hunting Quest Accepted
"NO!"
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Explain
"I'm not a great gamer, I can't beat that many likely more experienced players as I am. You want it to look like you have a skilled user not just a hacker, but without more of your help I dont have a chance. Just give me enough time to hunt NPC's of every race to get a skill, make that skill help me understand their movements or animations better and I should be able to dodge and counter better in a way that looks more like skill than a cheat. After that I'll do a couple low level pvp matches then tell you if I can try it or not. Can you give me that long?"
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Emergency Quest: Troll Hunting Revised
Hunt 200 Trolls, the friends and family of the moderators that place have had bounties placed upon them. When you kill them all of your skills will be reversed as curses upon them. Records of your dual will show the moderator they know killed them. While Dualing these vial creatures all physical skills will have their effects tripled.
Reward: All skills at more than 48% will level up. All real world skills will level up. Level 2 resistance to your neck broken. 1 New Game Slot. 1 New bodily function skill.
Acceptance Reward: Resistance to you neck being broken level 1. Biostatic level 1. All ESO race skills level 2. Knowledge of all ESO skills level 1. 1 invite permission. ESo Green loot skill level 10. ESO Blue loot skill level 10. ESO Purple loot skill level 10. ESO Troll Resistance level 100. System ESO pvp tutorial.
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"Dang."
"I'm in."