When Erect's sister told me she was fourteen, I called myself Grake.
Why did I do that? I think you know why.
Anyway, seeing this situation made me remember a joke. It goes like this :
'I went to the pub with my girlfriend and everyone was calling me a pedo because she is 21 and I'm 65.
It totally ruined our tenth anniversary.'
Nonetheless, my fake name won't go a long way.
Because Erect was there.
"Grake, my lord? I thought your name was Racis." The Hero said.
Then his sister said something as well.
"I think the Supreme Man notified his name as Rapis."
Rapis eh? Thank God my grandma chose Racis not Rapis. Otherwise my name would Rapis T.
Anyways, I should just come clean.
"My name is Racis T. I am the Hero King. Nice to meet you." I said.
"Why are you telling me that, my lord?" Erect replied.
My words were meant for Sophia but I was saying them to Erect.
I had to come out of my school boy phase. I am a Man now. I shouldn't be nervous around girls, under age girls at that.
"Ahem. I was talking to your sister."
I looked at her.
She smiled.
Shit. Calm down, heart. She is just another Human. And she is fourteen. Don't cross your limits. Beware the flesh.
"Sophia, he will stay with us for a few days. We have to take good care of him." Erect said.
Sophia beamed.
"Great. Then let's go. I will prepare dinner for you both."
Sophia ran towards her house and Erect and I followed her.
"Forgive her if she says anything out of line, my lord. She is a child."
You should forgive me if I say anything out of line, Erect.
"Don't worry. I won't mind anything."
Erect smiled and I finally went inside his house.
It was just as I imagined. Modest.
There was a sofa in the hall and I sat there.
I undid my armor skill and now I was in regular clothes.
"Would you like tea or coffee, my lord?" Sophia asked from the kitchen.
They have tea and coffee in this world too? Back at the village, my parents only made me drink milk.
"Give me both." I said.
"Hehe. Sure." Sophia agreed.
"And no need to call me my lord. Erect is a Hero so he calls me that."
"Oh. Then what should I call you?"
I want to say call me mine but the age gap stops me and I don't have courage to say that as well.
"Just call me whatever you want." I let her decide.
It's not like she will outright call me her brot-
"I will call you big brother then. I have two brothers now."
Of course. Just kill me, Supreme Man.
Why do I have good looks if I am not allowed to get any girls?
"After my parents died, I only had my brother. It was so lonely for me. But now I have you too. Thank you for coming here." Sophia said.
She turned the situation melodramatic and now I can't even say anything.
She accepted me as her brother and now if I do whatever I was planning to, it will only make it weird.
If those Aliens hadn't killed her parents, this situation wouldn't be like this.
I have no choice but to accept.
"Sure. You are my little sister from now on."
"Yay."
Sophia was happy and I removed all the thoughts I had for her. I will act as her brother now.
'Turn Off my Stats. I have no reason to show off my strengths now.'
[ Stats Off! ]
I rested my head at the back of the sofa and waited for tea and coffee both.
After one minute, Sophia arrived with four cups.
Two for me and one each for her and Erect.
Erect was sitting at my left on the single sofa and Sophia was on my right on another single sofa.
First I drank tea and it was nice. I can't describe the taste as I am bad at describing things. And you don't care anyway.
"Where are your parents, big brother?" Sophia asked.
I kept drinking my tea.
"She is asking you, my lord." Erect spoke.
"Oh. Right. I am her brother too. I forgot."
I thought she was asking Erect. I should have known. Why would she ask about her own dead parents with her real brother. My bad.
"They are at the Milkers village. Only I came here. But now I am thinking I should bring them here. The castle is too big for me alone."
"Yes. You should. I want to meet them too. The parents of the Hero King must be extraordinary."
"Yeah. They are extraordinary."
Especially the males. One wants his son to drink his milk and the other wants to get laid with all the races except Humans.
I finished my tea and picked up coffee.
It was full white in color and I savored its smell. And surprisingly, it was good. No. It was great if I might say. Much better than the ones on Earth.
I finished it in one gulp. It was tasty. How did she make it?
"The coffee was so good. How did you make it?" I asked.
"Oh. I used the best ingredients for it. Glad you liked it."
"Yeah. What kind of beans did you use?"
"Beans?" Sophia frowned.
I looked at Erect. He also had the same kind of face.
"What beans, my lord?" He asked.
"Beans you know. Coffee beans. Brewing. Get it? How can you make coffee without it?"
"No one uses anything like beans for coffee, big brother."
My eyes widened. I gulped.
"Then what did you use to make this coffee?"
Sophia tilted her head and with indifference, she said :
"Unicorn semen."
…
Hah!
I stood up from the sofa.
"Where's the bathroom, good sir?" I asked Erect.
"Right then left." Erect answered.
I smiled and walked towards that.
"Why the sudden bathroom, my lord?"
I turned around and looked at Erect.
"To cut open my stomach and manually take out the unicorn sperm I just swallowed in one go as if it was some goddamn nectar."