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Chapter 11 - Chapter 11: The Calm Before the Drama

Mallory woke up to the smell of fresh pancakes wafting from the kitchen. For a brief moment, she thought she was dreaming. Then she remembered the zombie apocalypse, her eccentric apartment, and the parade of chaos her life had become.

Sliding out of bed, she shuffled to the kitchen and found Greg manning the stove.

"Morning, Mallory," Greg greeted cheerfully, flipping a pancake with surprising finesse. "Want some?"

Mallory yawned. "Did the fridge teach you that?"

Greg grinned. "Nope! Self-taught. Figured I'd do something nice today since, you know, I might've let Tiffany in yesterday."

Mallory glared at him. "You think pancakes will make me forgive you for that?"

"Maybe?" Greg replied with a hopeful grin.

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Breakfast was surprisingly peaceful. Alex joined them, pouring mugs of steaming coffee, and even Blinky behaved itself, nibbling on a small chunk of pancake instead of destroying furniture.

"So," Alex said, leaning back in their chair. "What's the plan for today?"

Mallory shrugged. "I was thinking of doing nothing. Maybe staring at the ceiling for a few hours."

"Big goals," Alex teased.

Greg, however, looked uncharacteristically serious. "I was actually hoping we could clean up the living room. Tiffany's couch is still in there, and it's kind of killing the vibe."

Mallory groaned. "Why do I have to deal with it? You're the one who let her in!"

"Because," Greg replied, "you're the only one the apartment listens to."

It was hard to argue with that. With a resigned sigh, Mallory grabbed her tablet and marched to the living room.

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The couch sat in the middle of the room like an eyesore, its crushed velvet upholstery practically screaming pretentiousness.

"Okay, let's get rid of this thing," Mallory muttered, tapping at the tablet.

The apartment responded immediately: Unwanted Item Detected. Disposal Options: Recycle or Launch Into Orbit?

"Orbit," Mallory said without hesitation.

The floor beneath the couch shifted, and a mechanical arm emerged, grabbing the furniture and dragging it toward a chute that appeared in the wall. The couch disappeared with a satisfying whoosh, leaving behind nothing but a faint scent of lavender.

Greg peeked in. "Wow. That was dramatic."

"Good riddance," Mallory replied, brushing her hands together.

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With the living room restored, the group decided to take a rare moment to relax. Alex suggested playing a board game, something they'd found in the storage closet weeks ago.

The game turned out to be an ancient, zombie-themed survival game called Apocalypse Fever.

"How meta," Mallory said dryly as Alex set up the pieces.

The game quickly devolved into chaos. Greg hoarded supplies, Alex tried to outsmart everyone with elaborate strategies, and Mallory spent most of her turns sabotaging Greg just for fun.

"Why do you keep stealing my food cards?" Greg whined.

"Because you're hoarding them like a gremlin," Mallory shot back.

"Classic Mallory," Alex said with a smirk. "Thriving on pettiness."

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Just as Mallory was about to win the game (by sheer luck), the apartment's alarm blared.

Alert: Visitor Detected. Identified as Tiffany Sinclair.

Mallory groaned. "You have got to be kidding me."

Greg peeked at the security feed. "Uh, she brought a friend."

Mallory grabbed the tablet and checked the footage. Sure enough, Tiffany was back, and she wasn't alone. Standing beside her was a tall, muscular man in tattered armor, holding a giant sword.

"Who the heck is that?" Alex asked.

The tablet beeped: New Threat Detected: 'Chad,' Alleged Warrior and Obnoxious Braggart.

"Of course his name is Chad," Mallory muttered.

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The apartment grudgingly let Tiffany and Chad inside, though it made sure to voice its disapproval with an ominous creaking sound as the door opened.

"Well, well," Tiffany said as she strutted in. "Missed me, darling?"

Mallory crossed her arms. "Not even a little."

Chad followed, glaring at the group like they were ants. "This the place? Doesn't look so tough."

"Chad," Tiffany said sweetly, "this apartment is full of potential. It just needs… better management."

Mallory rolled her eyes. "Let me guess. You're here to 'reclaim' it again?"

Tiffany smirked. "Oh, no. I'm here to take over. Permanently."

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Chad stepped forward, cracking his knuckles. "If you don't hand over this place, we'll take it by force."

Mallory snorted. "You're going to fight us? Here? In my apartment?"

Alex leaned over to Greg. "This guy clearly doesn't know what he's up against."

The apartment seemed to agree. The walls hummed, and a series of automated defenses sprang to life. Turrets descended from the ceiling, aiming harmless-looking foam darts at Chad.

He laughed. "What's this supposed to be? A pillow fight?"

The turrets fired. The darts hit Chad square in the chest, releasing clouds of glittery powder that clung to his armor.

"What the—" Chad spluttered, swatting at the glitter.

Greg doubled over laughing. "Looks like the apartment's got a sense of humor!"

Mallory smirked. "Told you. You're out of your league."

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While Chad flailed around, Tiffany tried to maintain her composure. "You think this is funny?" she snapped.

"Yes," Mallory replied without hesitation.

Tiffany's face turned red. "Fine. If brute force won't work, I'll outsmart you." She pulled out a sleek device and began typing furiously.

"What's she doing?" Alex asked.

The tablet beeped again: Unauthorized Hacking Attempt Detected. Initiating Countermeasures.

Before Tiffany could finish whatever she was doing, her device emitted a loud pop and started smoking.

"Oops," Mallory said innocently. "Looks like your toy broke."

Tiffany screamed in frustration, stomping her foot. "This isn't over!"

"Sure it isn't," Mallory replied, yawning.

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After Tiffany and Chad left (covered in glitter and seething with rage), the apartment finally settled down.

Greg made popcorn, Alex put on a cheesy zombie movie, and Mallory curled up on the couch with Blinky on her lap.

"You know," Alex said as the movie started, "for all the chaos, this place isn't so bad."

Mallory smirked. "I guess it has its moments."

As they laughed and teased each other, Mallory realized something strange: she felt… content. Despite everything, this bizarre little apartment—and the equally bizarre people in it—had become her home.

But, knowing her luck, peace wouldn't last long.

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To Be Continued...