The shop I'm eating at is one of the larger Dango shops with an open cafeteria area. Being a family-owned shop. My family used to own and operate a Dango shop and other sweets stores around the Hokage building and other central parts of Konoha. As well as tons of business around the fire capital.
Unfortunately, my foolish self-signed away the deeds to the properties, so the village added about 400-million-dollar worth of properties for free. Yes, the oh so kind Third Hokage killed my entire family and pocketed all the clan's assets, not to mention Jutsu's I don't have access to because they're "too dangerous" in his own words.
Sasuke is lost in conversation while looking at Hana.
From what I know, the old Sasuke had a crush on the Inuzuka girl back when she was an Elite Genin coming to pick up her idiot little brother Kiba. Then the massacre happened, leaving kid Sasuke dejected from everything. Throwing himself into training he ignored everyone, and picturing how he'd kill Itachi. Putting the idea of restoring them after he had the power to avenge the Uchiha. With the girl being at the top of the list for girls to help him restore his clan. I bet after he went sicko crazy in Shippuden he was too ashamed of himself to even speak to her. Which makes sense his deeds were quite well known as Sakura was the only girl crazy enough to still bear his Uchiha brats.
I wonder if real life Sakura is just as crazy as anime Sakura. Maybe there's a chance I can leave her with Bushy brows.
With no time to build relationships he had to take pleasure in the little things such as: eating onigiri rice, tomatoes, and staring at Hana's phat round ass when she would come pick up Kiba at the academy.
And now after seeing her again he can say she's hit a new peak. As now she wears the closest thing to biker shorts you can get in this world. Not too tight but gave the impression she has a wagon back there.
I nod my head as I agree Sasuke, you gotta appreciate the little things. Really makes you wonder, how does she stay single in Boruto? I don't know why but *Naruto* really has a single woman problem. Masashi Kishimoto does not let female characters get a win bro.
"Should I do something about this?" In the minutes that Sasuke is thinking all this, some of the women notice his staring.
After an hour Sasuke stumbles out of the Dango Shop, drunk and slightly broke from sitting with the nicknamed Ice Queens of Konoha and paying for Anko's Dango. But he did take away a lot of information about this dangerous and crazy world. For one The Saidame had a little girl, and she became an "infiltration specialist" and got pregnant. Leaving the title of Konoha's number one Seductress to one Anko Miturashi. I just imagine a chibi Anko sprouting a victory pose and grinning wildly.
I can't help but think I had it completely wrong about the nature of Kunoichi. Without a doubt for the common ninja, a kunoichi is the most dangerous opponent you could face. In the academy, seduction class was first introduced during the fourth year. And even though we were kids it was a mandatory subject to take. The girls were given classes taught by an elderly woman who was a geisha. Who'd teach them subjects such as Singing, Dancing, Playing the samisen, a three-stringed lute-like instrument, Flower arranging, Tea ceremony, Calligraphy and Poetry. To pass the girls had to excel at one of these skills
In the anime I know that Hinata and Ino liked Flower arrangement. I just learned Kurunai has a hobby to read romance novels, so she probably chose Poetry. The purple haired Anbu named Yugao is adverse in playing the samisen. From my brief talk with Anko she specializes in tea ceremony, which is not something I excepted from her. As for guys we had to be given anti seduction classes from some of the woman from the brothel. Which is made to single out the weak, as in people who don't make it to the top class. At the very least told not to get attached on a mission. And to do various background checks on any girl that gets close to us.
Most of the guys from the Konoha 12 are exceptional not just because of talent but because they didn't let their guard down around Kunoichi's. Really it's because they were all too shy and dense around women. But still from what I remember, one of the highest casualty ratings for deaths at the genin level for men is Kunoichi's.
Another thing the anime didn't go over is that the thought of selling your body for the sake of a mission is quite common. But this is mostly for Anbu and low level genin kunoichi's who don't have much skill outside of their looks.
I wouldn't be surprised if a quarter of the academy's girls in the last 4 years all became comfort ninja's. Aka civilian kunoichis. That's why it's important to have the backing of a clan. A clan name makes the village higher ups think twice before issuing out the order.
For a normal kunoichi, seduction doesn't really mean to sleep with someone to accomplish the mission.But most of those girls in class don't have a last name. Meaning this is one of their only options to marry into a family, such as the Uchiha. After all, Konoha has its own darkness. In some cases, they were taken on as concubines and mistresses, giving them unparalleled access to all their targets.
Again I was reminded of how much the anime didn't want to mention. Because now I find myself in the red light district. With tons of bright neon lights and show girls smiling and waving.
I curiously look around the place to get some information and not some action. (At least tonight)
Apparently it's common for boys to graduate from the academy and then go out to celebrate at a brothel. Since ninjas are considered legal adults. Meaning they can smoke, drink, and fuck whoever they want, so they spend their first mission paycheck at a brothel. Being a big source of a brothel's revenue. After all these kids become recurring customers, with the relationships lasting for decades. In Some cases a kid would get so hooked on one older sister that he'd marry the girl. Normally this would be a middle career ninja who's gotten to the Chunin rank as that's when they can provide a stable life.
Some comfort Kunoichi's retire to become Hostess at clubs since the pay is better.
Just then a group of host girls came to surround me. On the right is a woman with blue eyes, medium pale skin, and black hair shaped in a bouffant in a ponytail. Wearing a seductive blue mini skirt with flower designs. To the left is a woman with green eyes with a tan complexion. Dirty blonde hair, In a long red dress with a bow. And lastly in the middle is a girl with pale skin, long brunette hair going down to her backside, wearing a white plain mini dress.
Each of them tried to convince me to spend the night with them. I did not know there's a Jutsu that acts as a plan B for women here. Apparently during the Second Hokage's Reign they were having problems because many of the clan's men experienced brothels for the first time and started impregnating women like crazy. Which isn't a big deal, but the problem is some clans had strict laws about these sorts of things. And would try to assassinate the women and the baby.
So the Second Hokage being the genius that invented many jutsu's put his brain to work and created "Secret Technique Morning Rejuvenation!" A.k.a Plan B, I don't know how he did that considering he's a guy but hey congrats I guess.
He also made a technique for guys that lets you shoot out blanks. "Secret Technique Morning Absolute Glory!" Honestly if the guy wasn't so racist towards my clan I'd want to shake his hand for this. Anyways I kindly decline their offer and continue walking. Deciding to go home.
I go up the stairs making my way to Room 304, turn the key and lay out my pajamas. I'm tired from everything I experienced tonight so I take a quick shower, change into my clothes and head to sleep.