At the moment Sasuke is in the third training ground, it has some trees, a pond, and a post for practicing weapon throwing.
Right!" He first decides to tackle chakra control by trying to stick to the tree. From what I know this is harder than the leaf holding exercise that he learned in the academy. Everyone had to pass the test except for Naruto who was "grandfather in" because he had a giant fluffy fox that said so.
I try channeling my chakra then lifting one left foot to the side of the tree. Focusing my chakra, remembering not too much and not too little, pressing down to see if it sticks. The leg sticks firmly for a moment, "Nice!"
The hardest part is keeping the entirety of the foot covered with chakra. I repeat the motion with the other foot, sticking to the tree now vertically.
Alright now just put one foot in front of the other, good just like that— I fall off.
Welp it did take the original Sasuke some three days to complete it, or something like that. Now that I think about it, why did Sakura get it right the first time? Right practically no chakra, still she controlled it easily and had to evenly split it.
I wonder if I could get nee-chan to defect if I clean up Oto to the standards of a proper lady befitting her moral code. Probably not, she's an Inuzuka they don't betray their pack. " Wait!?" she's an Inuzuka, all I gotta do is beat her into submission on some " Alpha male shit" Kiba kept spouting out about in the academy. As sexiest as it sounds they're clan is similar to ours. On some "Only the strongest can be considered the leader-sama." I wonder if I kicked her ass would that be a turn on for her?
Honestly, it shouldn't be too hard. Most of their clan is nothing more than Chunin Beta males. No wonder Tsume-san rested all her hopes on Kiba, the guy became like the only true Elite Jounin level fighter in the future. Actually now that I think about it, I like my chances once Kami-sama graces me with some height.
Note to self-test out this theory in the future. Sasuke nods his head seriously considering beating up Kiba's hot older sister.
*At the veterinarian's office on the south-west part of Hokage rock*
"Achoo" *sneezing like a mouse*
"Well that's rare, I think someones talking about me?" Hana says with a blush.
"Heehehe, what pup has the balls to talk about my little girl? He'd have to beat me first!" Tsume says standing up ready to fight another challenger.
"Kaa-san you'll keep scaring them away like you did the last time I brought a guy over." Hana holds her palms out trying to calm her mother down.
Humph, the punk was a coward and a weakling at that. He wasn't worth anything. Tsume says, looking away not one bit ashamed of her words.
Sasuke spends the next 3 hours working on tree walking. Seeing if running faster actually helps like Kakashi said. After he gets that down he trains doing it again this time until he can walk up to the top of the tree then back down with no problems.
Well that wasn't as hard as I thought. I was afraid I'd have to learn the basic properties of chakra again. That could have taken six years to re-learn again. Luckily this body backed up all of Sasuke's original files.
Still I have a lot of training Ideas I want to try out. Like standing upside down to see how long I can go, doing it until I run out of chakra. Or do handstands while sticking to the tree. Not to mention the leaf exercise again.
I know people stick a leaf to their forehead and they're done, but what about using something heavier than a leaf like a kunai, or a water bottle, or something like a boulder. "Simple." The reason why the leaf exercise was so easy was because of the weight needed to control it. That's some bush league shit.
If I'm trying to be stronger than the five shadows and that simp Obito I gotta step my game up and not train by the standards of cannon fodder who die the first time they fight bandits. Honestly Hirezen and his two civilian born cronies who've been sucking him off for 50 years made the academy so shit that even their civilian family members can walk around as ninjas. I bet Tobirama is turning over in his grave seeing these civilians walk around with a headband and call themselves ninjas.
"Don't worry Tobirama-sama" once I get power I plan to come back and "Make Konoha Great Again! Sasuke says with his chest out, back straight , saluting in the direction of Tobirama's statue. With eyes brimming with determination.
All jokes aside I bet once Itachi goes to join that man in the pure lands he'd shake his hand, calling himself "a huge fan of his work." And I quote says "I couldn't have done it better myself."
Since I'm rambling about the great Tobirama-sama I decided to take a break and have lunch. While in the city I bought a bento box and some soldier pills to recover my energy while scheming about how to rule the world and get some sweet, sweet revenge on my enemies.
Step 1: Chakra control. Well from my progress It's gonna take me a full day to get this down. But water walking is gonna be another couple of weeks, not to mention the other training methods I had in mind.
Step 2: Weight lifting like rock lee and Might Guy. Sasuke was able to get from mid genin to Chunin level with one month of weight training. So I wonder how strong I can get with 3 months before the start of the Chunin exams, and then another for the finals.
I mean that walking Masochist named Ibiki's little pussy brother Idate was able to do it so why can't I. On a side note Idate got a way better route in life than his older brother, If I had to choose I'd run away too. Bet he makes more money and got bitches on his dick.
Step 3: Practice basic Genjutsu then Sharingan Genjutsu.
Hmm, I wonder if Yugao would teach me Kenjutsu? Nah! Watching her move around in tight pants isn't worth being a pin cushion for a couple hours. Not to mention Orochimaru is a better swordsman.
I also need to go check up on some people before I leave. I wonder if Sasuke can persuade them into defecting.