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Chapter 9 - Chapter 9: Kicking Haku in the dick when I see him

Tree walking really was far more complicated than I gave it credit for. If I didn't have knowledge of the future then I would be a pin cushion for Haki in two months. Note self pull a kid Goku and kick that femboy in the pussy to check if he's a boy or not. Either he's a girl who says she's a boy not to be cornered like a civilian kunoichi or is a guy who likes to stay ambiguous. If thats the case he'd made a great cosplayer. I can already see him at ComiCon strutting his stuff with the audience cheering "Strike a pose." 

Also, I still don't know if I'll do anything to save the fucker, still leaving that up to fate . I wonder should I steal Naruto's moment and talk to him in the forest. "Nahhhhh!" too much work for one femboy, but he'd walk around in a maid costume then we could talk. Sasuke shakes his head in agreement of the genius idea he came up with. Besides the anime acted like Haki was the only person from the Yuki clan to survive. 

So, if I lose one, I could always go buy another one, no big deal.

It ended up taking a full day to get it down but it's going to be months until I can handle the full workout I had planned. 

Is Sakura's chakra control just that good, or was it just the fact that her chakra capacity was that miniscule?

"Uuuhhhhh!?" I outwardly groan knowing I gotta protect that walking Anvil, god I'm going to need to buy Advil's just to deal with the girl.

I noticed how it's easier to call on my chakra after training with it all day. "Fuck yea!" Sasuke pumps his fist into the air.

He walks back home recalling how his chakra feels like its second nature now and how warm it feels. My chakra control is nearly double, "I wonder if itachi was so good because he trained his control first. I mean that would make sense if the guy could do any jutsu on the first couple of tries, not to mention the output was considered crazy for his age." Sasuke says while eating a Marinated Fish Skewer from one of the stalls on the road.

Since chakra control increases your base power and supercharges your jutsu. I wonder if I can train my chakra control to the level of a Senju or Uzumaki. I mean sure I can't reach the ridiculous levels of Naruto or Hashirama, heck probably not as good as Naruto's mom Kushina.

"But still the base power I'd get would be insane." Taking another bite of the marinated fish. 

But, the more I think about the resources I have, the more confidence I have in actually surviving in Boruto. As for anything after that, I'll have to wait and see what weird shit Kishimoto brings into the plot.

"What should I do now?" Daiki wondered to himself idly, stretching out his arms.

As for goals I need to wait until after I get out of the village. What hobbies did the original Sasuke have again? Oh yes brood by the Naka river and ponder how Itachi would die at his feet. Seriously the guy needed a fucking therapist, at the least an actual plan on how to beat Itachi.

Back home my hobbies would be to play games, search the internet, watch anime, talk to friends, and drink alcohol. Simple

But now?

No games, no internet, no anime, and the bastard was the most anti-social bastard I've ever seen. 

So that just leaves getting black out drunk. "Good enough"

I can't even leave couldn't leave the village to go down to Yugakure's whorehouse without being branded a missing ninja and they'd send hunter nin on my ass so fast. And not Hana's division, no I would happily welcome that, at least I could fuck her and she could right it off as a tax deduction. No, I'd get Danzo's root, ready to have that femboy Sai come after my tight ass.

Which is adorable that he thought he could take on any version of me. Doesn't he know the original is always better than the knock off.

Still, given Orochimaru and Suna invading the village in a couple months, I'm screwed either way. At least Tsunade held off on sending hunter-nin after me.

I wonder if I hold off on the sound four leaving right away to bring me back to Snake-pedo for my plans to take effect. Heck I might be able to turn them to my side if I feed them properly.

Wait, maybe I can write books, it shouldn't be so hard if Jiraiya is the best selling author in all of the Hidden Leaf.

Oh and by the way Konoha doesn't have a movie theater yet, like they have an event when one comes out but it's not often enough. 

I buy a couple more skewers and go to the market to buy groceries to stock the kitchen up. 

"Note to self buy a storage scroll to carry all my groceries in the future." Sasuke struggles to carry 8 bags of food, getting puzzled looks from the civilians.