'Looking through the Taijutsu I know that theirs basically nothing here that can help me. But I do make a mental note to visit the local weapon shop for weights, so I don't get absolutely speed blitzed by rock lee. Even if I can only do 1 third of his weights it would be enough for me as weight training is crazy overpowered. If that masochist Ibiki's wimpy bitch of a brother was able to reach rock lee level of foot speed than what can I do? Dog walk Neji that's what. I make a mental note to also track down Sakura to give her the scroll, so she won't die on the wave mission as this world seems far harsher than the anime. I can't have one of my future potential baby mamas die before she can do her part in helping the clan.' Sasuke thinks.
I laugh stupidly causing a tear to fall from my eye.
"Okay but in all seriously I honestly can't let her die or theirs a chance the world will end. Although her kid self is annoying her teen and adult version pull their weight." Sasuke says.
'As without her Naruto and Sasuke die multiple times over. There are 31 unironically times when the girl was actually useful. But still this is all she gets out of me. Hopefully she can at least beat Ino in 6 months.' Sasuke thinks.
'Now that that part was settled, I have a list of E to C rank Genjutsu's I could use to train with. If I get the chance, I could have Kiya or Kurenai teach me the basics of the ninja art. Kiya-chan might do it after some flirting. Maybe I can get a date out of it too. From what I know as long as I have this headband its legal but won't be acceptable until I make Chunin. With Kurenai I might have to stalk out her team to pop the question. But that's for later.' Sasuke thinks.
Sasuke looks over a list of useful techniques he can take out. Anything higher than B rank is reserved for Jonin and sealed away with Hiruzen. C rank is left for mainly chunin level ninjas, but some are left for Genin. With these being the strongest I'd see in the chunin exam.
'D rank; Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique, Tree Servant Technique. Out of the two demonic illusion hell viewing is much more powerful. I remember this being used on Sakura during the bell test, with a similar one being used on Itachi by Kurenai. But the technique has major weakness. As it can only show the personal worst nightmare of the target. Meaning you can subtlety change what the person can see. In battle the person I cast it on will know there in a Genjutsu if they have even a little bit of awareness. The tree servant technique is utterly trash as it's a glorified clone illusion that creates clones of yourself that can't do any damage. I mean sure if you combined this with the body flicker you can recreate Shisui's version of the technique but almost no one has the chakra for it or speed.' Sasuke thinks.
'C Rank; Sly Mind Affect Technique and Demonic Illusion: False Surroundings Technique are both used to disguise the location of the enemy, which can be useful if you're facing someone much weaker than you. But both aren't even as useful as Demonic Illusion Hell viewing technique.'
'I decide to checkout 4 Genjutsu techniques. Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique, Demonic Illusion: Descending Hell Technique, Demonic Illusion: Double False Surroundings Technique, and Butterfly Needle Fire.' Sasuke thinks.
'These four seem useful for most everyone in the competition and will be good enough until I master the Sharingan. I next look over the basic Fuinjutsu text but decide to hold off on that until later. As the near photographic memory will come in handy for studying. I do the same for the medical books on the human body. As I need to pass the exam then I can be given a private tutor to teach me the basic medical techniques I want.' Sasuke thinks.
After two hours of staying in the library I get up and go towards the sleeping Kiya to check out the books I'm taking. I ring the bell near her ear making the woman jump up then send me a glare.
"What your done so soon? What happened to all that confidence you were spouting about." The older woman says.
"You told me not to train inside so I need to obviously take my studying to the training grounds." Sasuke says.
"I'm so happy you remembered. Kiya says while still looking annoyed." The tired girl mutters.
'I don't care to get into a flirting competition with the woman, so I take my books and wave her goodbye.' Sasuke thinks.
'I make my way through the streets to the Higarashi Weapon shop. I honestly can't believe the place exist as I've seen the name so many times in every fanfiction that involves Tenten. that's located somewhere in the center of the village, a few meters away from the gate. I make sure to avoid the orphan kids that only know how to pick pocket by jumping onto the roof of a nearby building. Deciding to travel by roof top. Which was a good idea on my part as it only took six minutes to reach the shop. Inside I could see large swords on the wall on the right side, the counter with a burley man at the counter to the left, and open window shelfs with smaller weapons. I look around for a while, unable to see the item I mainly came here for.' Sasuke thinks.
I walk up to the man that looks like he couldn't be bothered at the counter.
"Hey I'm looking for ankle and arm weights, do you have any in stock?" Sasuke says.
"What's a scrawny pencil pushing brat need with adding weights." Says the ugly man.
His figure might seem intimidating for most civilians, but I'm built different and don't pay his attitude any mind.
"You just answered your own question genius, its for training. But I don't need to tell you any more than that." Sasuke says getting more agitated the more he has to talk.
"Oh really and what if I decide not to sell you the equipment." Says the ugly man with a smirk.
"Then I take my money to another shop. You don't look like someone worth my respect who holds my career in their hands. Last, I check that's only the Hokage and my Jonin Sensei Kakashi. Your opinion on who's worthy and who's not is meaningless." Sasuke says.
"How dare you brat!" says the owner.
As the man grabs my collar. "I craft these items by hand with my blood sweat and tears. I work too long of hours to have my work be disrespected by a boy fresh out his momma's fetus to give me lip. On how much my items are worth. Oh I should say dead mother, now should I." Says the ugly man with a smirk.
'Hm. This guy crossed the line.' Sasuke unconsciously activates the Sharingan.
Body Replacement Technique!"
"I'm not interested in getting with a shouting contest with a person who's supposed to serve the customer. Honestly this interaction could have taken 3 minutes at best with both of us getting what we wanted, but this isn't worth it." Sasuke says.
"Humph Like I would sell to the likes to you. No get out of my store!" The ugly man says while turning away.
'Not even any remorse for his words.' Sasuke can't help and think. "Yeah, I was already doing that old man. Oh, but before I do." Sasuke says.
"Demonic Illusion: Descending Hell Technique!"
"What the Hell is this! What's going on here! No what are you doing Tenten! Get away from him! Stop! Noooooo! Curse you, ya red eyed bastard!" The owner yells.
I walk out the shop with a smile on my face as I feel justified since he was racist also. You might be asking what did I make the man see. All I can say is his worst nightmare.
"Onlyfans." Sasuke says with a smile shaking his head.
I head to the next best weapon shop on the list, being the Subako Ninja Tool Roll Shop. Of course, the shop was on the other side of the village, being 10 minutes run for me.
Sasuke! Hey Sasuke!
On the way I turn around and see my second favorite walking med kit.
The girl catches a moment to catch her breathe making me wonder how far did she run to catch up to me.
"Hey, Sasuke, what are you up to?" Says a slightly winded Sakura.
'I decide not to be a jerk at the moment since I already just literally made a man see his worst nightmare because I'm petty.' Sasuke thinks.
"Oh nothing much just going to a weapon shop to get some new training equipment." Sasuke the raven head boy.
"What coincidence I need to stop on some shuriken, why don't I come along with you?" Sakura says.
"Sure, but let's hurry, I want to get this over with." I say already walking away.
"Right!" The girl perks up. ' Ah yeah that's what I'm talking about, some alone time with this hottie.' Says inner Sakura.
'We make it to the store and I already preferer this shop over that sweatshop that had all those swords on the wall as if the man was compensating for something. Like the guy grabbed my collar like it was my fault his wife is spending late hours with a Chunin teacher at the academy.' Sasuke thinks.
'As inside the room is more spacious, with shelves on the left storing snacks, items like wires and traps, with a beautiful older kunoichi at the counter to the right. Truly this world has a population problem, and with Kami as my witness I will solve it.' Sasuke thinks.
'The woman gives me a smirk then makes a show to cover her cleavage. An unlike Kiya-chan makes a show out of catching me.' Sasuke thinks.
"Oh, My Kids these days are so shameless, to openly stare so intently at a women's chest. Its as if your trying to devour me with your eyes." The Kunoichi says.
'Okay I'm pretty sure I kept my looks to a minimum. So how in Kame-sama's name did she catch me.' Sasuke thinks.
'In the next second the woman disappears. Next putting me in an Outlaw choke, putting me under neath her armpits with my nose on the size of her amazing chest. I could sense a Kunai at my crotch. I know I can't see it but everyman knows what I'm talking about. I could sense it.' Sasuke thinks.
"Such a slip up could cost you your life." She says purring into my ear.
'What do I say in a situation like this?' I think.
Luckily I'm saved by the harpie.
"Let Sasuke-chan go you flabby freak!" Sakura says while pointing at the woman. Horrified by the idea of me being neutered.
"Ara Ara Ara. It seems a need to properly educate you on the pecking order." The Kunoichi says.
'What followed next was a Kunoichi styled beatdown the likes I've never seen before. If I wasn't Sasuke Uchiha, I would be cowering in the corner shutting my eyes and covering my ears trying to zone out what was happening. But like a man I stood in place, silently saying a prayer for Sakura.' I think.
'The fight was full of Slapping, Hair pulling, nip slips, and ninja wire. Not to mention calling each other bitch and hoe the entire time.' Sasuke thinks.
"Why do girls always go for the face." Sasuke says wondering to himself.
After the fight it was obvious that the older Kunoichi won the fight. Leaving Sakura tied up in ninja wire with ripped clothes in a revealing position. Not to mention funny messages on her face with permanent marker. With a crying Sakura looking defeated.
'This is the worst day ever. I can't believe I lost to that bitch with Sasuke-kun watching. How can I look him in the eye now. I won't even be able to get married to him anymore.' Sakura says.
"Now then Little Uchiha what can I do for you." The grinning woman says to me.
"Well Ms. Um?" I say.
"Inaho! No last name. I don't come from a fancy clan with mystical eyes or nothing." The woman says.
'I walk up to the counter getting a better look at the older woman. Inaho's short brown hair frames her face, falling over her blue-clothed forehead protector which is worn normally. She wears a green v neck top that's cut halfway where you can see her exposed bellybutton, brown knee-length skirt along with a beige sash and a poncho top.' Sasuke thinks taking a better look at the woman.
'I ask her if she has ankle and arm weights in stock. The woman gives me a smile and tells me they do. Asking what size I am? I honestly have no idea. So, she offers to do my measurements. Saying so it a Sauntry tone while giving me a wink. This annoys Sakura but I ignore her. She takes me to one of the changing rooms and begins the process. I come back with a red face, and she gets a set of weights for me. I end up getting 50-pound weights for each leg and arm. I do this so the weight distribution can be even all around.' Sasuke thinks back.