*1 Hour Later*
[Ding] System Transmigration process completion: 20%
*Another 4 Hour Later*
The clouds begin to thin over the sun, everything is tinted red. With the light illuminating a path for travelers on their way home.
[Ding] System Transmigration process completion: 60%
*Another 4 Hour Later*
[Ding] System Transmigration process completion: 100%
[Ding] System Complete Congratulation Host on A Successful Transmigration
"Enjoy Your Second Life" said the now cheerful female voice.
I jump up, looking around frantically. What the fuck!? No? How the fuck!? Okay so the last thing I remember was going out to this club with my friend. We had way too much to drink and I was dancing like crazy not caring if I made a fool of myself. I remember I was hitting it off with that Mexican Girl with the tight ass leggings. Oh Kami-sama, that has to be the greatest thing mankind ever created. All I wanted to do at that moment was rip those things off. Great night. Some of my best work. Anyways I think her name was Isebela or something.
Then I blacked out on my bed. Getting back up at 11 in the morning I decided to watch some saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Watching my favorite anime Naruto Shippuden. I then proceed to rant about how Sasuke was a fuck up.
Who didn't even accomplish his goals and made the worst choices possible. Like don't get me wrong he's more than in his right to decide and leave if he wants to live somewhere else. That's fine. But what's not fine is his reasoning to do so was so bad, not to mention his mood swings. With such a self-destructive nature, like when he finally finds out the truth he still wants to kill millions of people who have nothing to do with his clans destruction. Like if you cared so much about them why not bring them back or do what you said and restore your clan. Like bro you only had one daughter, who you never see, until you almost kill her, you know like you tried doing to your wife on multiple occasions.
Like Sasuke said he'd be Hokage just because that was Naruto's dream. Saying he was going to rule the world by getting the entire world in another war. But Sasuke probably just wanted to die.
Still, I gotta blame Obito and mainly that crowned prince Itachi. After the bastard killed his parents, they looked at him and made one request. Just ask you to take care of your innocent little brother.
In hindsight I noticed in this show that when a person is on their deathbed and asks you to take care of their loved ones, the person doesn't do a good job at that, if anything just makes it worse.
Itachi agrees. And what do you do? You turn around and excuse my language, "Mind Fuck him". Then leave him with people who said, "the world would be better off if your family died." Leave for six years. Come back when he's finally getting his life together and you proceed to "Mind Fuck him again!@?" Leave again. And then once he's an adult, proceed to let him kill you to only reveal shocking news that makes him feel that his entire life was a lie.
And then leave him in the hands of the bastard that wants to kill the entire world for his dead girlfriend, who wasn't even his Girlfriend!?
All I can think is "Pathetic"
"Both of them"
After my daily rant on the series, I get up, give the ass laying beside me a playful smack and leave my house to go to the gym, but all I did was end up one of the many casualties that were sent flying off guard rail.
"Damn you Truck-Kun!!!??"
Hidden Truck-kun looking at his next victim *Stares Intensely*
Thinks to himself " I love my job." While playing DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya
[Chorus]
First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go (What)
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya
Apparently the god who was incharge of my reassignment was a big fan of Naruto and didn't take too kindly to me speaking ill of such a "divine piece of literature".
And thought it would be fun to see me put my money where my mouth is and send me here as a form of entertainment. So here I am.
Sasuke lives on the third floor of an apartment complex. Room 304, theirs a small tv, full sized bed, a compartment to store a 100s of books, a nightstand, and a spacious porch that's big enough to place furniture and still has enough space to walk around. Past the door is a small kitchen area where I can cook modest meals.
The building is reserved for shinobi, with all the tenants being Chunin at least with their being a couple of Jonin from what I remember. Probably a few Anbu to guard the Leafs last Loyal Uchiha. After all, they postponed my match in the Chunin Exams twice. But that's probably because they sold out their giant sports arena because of what my family name means to the Shinobi World.
I can remember that from the original Sasuke's memories that the Leafs higher ups already had plans on me.
More specifically, after I become a Chunin and reach the age of 16. And be given access to my parent's stipend, even if it's not the full wealth of the Uchiha clan, the earnings from my alone parents are enough for me to be considered wealthy.
Just like economic strength, population is also given a simplistic "x/5" rating. From biggest to smallest: Konohagukure (5/5), Iwagakure (4/5), Kumogakure (3/5), Kirigakure (2/5), and Sunagakure (2/5).
D-rank missions pay between 5,000 to 50,000 ryo (i.e. between approximately 500 to 5,000 USD).
C-rank missions pay between 30,000 to 100,000 ryo (i.e. between approximately 3,000 to 10,000 USD).
B-rank missions pay between 80,000 to 200,000 ryo (i.e. between approximately 8,000 to 20,000 USD).
A-rank missions pay between 150,000 to 1,000,000 ryo (i.e. between approximately 15,000 to 100,000 USD). Quite a big jump compared to the other ranks, as you probably noticed.
S-rank missions pay 1,000,000 ryo and beyond (i.e. at least 100,000 USD).
Both completed over 500 missions. Both my mother and father were elite Jonin who lived to their late 30s in the ninja world. Doing 20 years' worth of missions. You can do the math.
The point is, at 16 I can be given a seat on the council with other Clan heads. As a council member it's true that I have more leeway to do what I want. Which sounds pretty good but that also means they have the right to order me around to do whatever they want as long as they say it's for the village. And I'd be expected to sacrifice more for the village. Look at Hiashi Hyūga having to sacrifice his brother for the sake of the leaf, who wouldn't even stand up to defend its people.
In my case meaning they'd offer me up for a marriage proposal. Being the CRA. If I remember correctly, The Yamanaka, Inuzuka, Shimura, and Sarutobi are the major ones. But mostly smaller merchant civilian clans are waiting for the announcement. Not to mention some Nobles from the capital who are relatives of the Fire Daimyo were interested in me.
"GRRROWL" My stomach makes its presence known.
"Huh I guess that's enough thinking for now I need to get some food."