"Hey Titus, what's that?" asked Rose
Oh right, my new crown. It's the only thing I've been wearing. I took it off and examined it and the fairies took the opportunity to start washing my hair. It is a really cool crown, but I'm having a hard time appreciating it.
It's so absurd that conquering the elves and the amazons was also easier than getting dressed. I almost let out a sigh of frustration at the thought. At least now I should be able to get some clothes from the elves or the amazons.
I guess it hasn't been so bad, I have gotten fairly comfortable being naked all the time. At this point, almost everyone in the forest has seen me, so modesty doesn't seem that important anymore.
"This is my crown." I said "It shows that I am the king of the elves."
"Oh wow! So you already conquered the elves?" asked Rose
"He conquered the amazons too!" said Lily, excitedly.
The other fairies expressed excitement as well. They all seem pretty impressed, saying things like 'wow' and 'that's so cool'.
Getting in the bath, I decided to take my time and relax. I'm in no hurry to get back to our game. I stretched out, leaning against the side of the bath, trying to get comfortable, and the fairies started crowding around me.
I wasn't able to relax last time, thinking that the fairies were planning something sinister. This time, I am noticing a lot more sexual tension. Two of the fairies are leaning against me on either side, Lilac and Tulip if I remember correctly. It would be easier to remember fairy names if I was familiar with flowers.
Lilac and Tulip are resting their heads on my shoulders and their hands are wandering around my chest and stomach. It's a little too stimulating.
"What do we get if we win the game?" asked Rose as she took a position straddling my lap.
"Uh. . . You can have this crown, if you want." I said "Then maybe you can be the king of the elves."
It's a bit rude to the elves to put this crown up as a prize, but this could be a high stakes game for the fairies too. In reality, I am relying on the good will of the fairies here. If this was a real attempt at conquest, I would have a lot more to lose than this crown.
"Is it fun to be the king of the elves?" asked Rose.
"I don't know yet, I only just became the elf king. I guess how much fun you would have probably depends on how much you like elves."
I think she probably had something else in mind, but if I really want to win this pretend conflict, I should make the prize for losing more appealing than the prize for winning. Ultimately, in a game of pretend like this, one side has to choose to lose.
Wait, do I really want to win? Eh, I may as well give it my best shot. I don't want these fairies thinking I'm soft.