It was Christmas and Jerry called for a family meeting at the dining table which was turned into an impromptu board of directors meeting of the Smith family.
"I need this Christmas to be perfect, I called my parents over and I need everyone to be attentive. It is a human holiday and we need to put down our gadgets, as for you Richard you will spend time with your family instead of hiding out in that camp of yours." Jerry took the lead by saying this. I stood up next and said in a very polite manner.
"It was a nice speech, Jerry, very to the point. It seems my teaching has been working, so with that, my decision is motion rejected"
"Yeah, Dad. I have to check with my boyfriend, I can't participate in your lame holiday" Summer said with an air quotation on the part with lame, I chuckled at this and said
"You would rather spend time with your boyfriend who cheated on you than spend Anatomy Parktime with your family."
"Huh? He didn't cheat on me what are you talking about?" Summer said raising her voice in anger, I chuckled even more and said
"Sure, you would rather believe your best friend who is the one your boyfriend slept with over someone who has one of the world's biggest cooperations and is easily ranked in the top 10 in terms of intelligence in this universe." Summer looked taken back before rushing to check with her boyfriend, I then said "Me personally, I would let him continue to be paranoid about it" Summer looked at me confused as hell, and I sighed at this. Sometimes being too intelligent can be a curse. I explained further "I am saying to ghost him, this will drive him crazy"
Summer nodded with understanding and set her phone down, I discreetly signaled to Jerry to retake the motion which he did with pleasure. "So, I am guessing you are free now to spend time with family" Summer looked reluctant but seeing that he wouldn't budge he sighed. I smiled and rejoiced at my success, it was a lie that he cheated and yes I did manipulate my sister into believing this. Why? It has been too silent here for the past few months, ever since the dog invasion Rick has been working on a project which I believe is an amusement park of some kind. I didn't care but this family is way too mundane to not stir up chaos.
"Morty!" Rick bellowed, staggering into the living room, a strange device clutched in his hand. "We got a situation—a real science one. Grab your coat!" Morty groaned. He was getting used to Rick's bizarre interruptions, but this one felt especially poorly timed. Before he could protest, Rick pressed a button on the device, and Morty felt himself vanish. I stared at the scene with nothing but amusement, the family instantly went into flames of war. Chao and destruction reigned on this family as I sat there with the world's goofiest smile on my family. If someone were to see me, they would call me the devil.
I smiled before it fell as the door bell rang, it was grandma. I quickly ran towards the door and opened with excitement, there she was in all her beautiful glory. She looked amazing, creamy and delicious, I could spend my entire life with her and I will still not get enough of it. The creamy grandma's homemade cookies, they were inciting me with pleasure.
AN: I had you in the first half, didn't I?
I quickly took the box and closed the door behind, leaving grandma, grandpa and a boy on the front door steps.
Wait a minute, A boy who the hell is that? I quickly open the door again with a face that is stuffed with the chocolate cookies that grandma brought. "Grandma, Grandpa how are you?"
"We are well, dear." Grandma said as grandpa added
"How have you been champ?"
"You know, the usual chaos ensuing kid I am, Please come in." I said as I lead them in before asking grandma about the boy. "How is this kid, grandma? Is he any trouble, if so I could send him into a the pits of taturus or pell his skin and drop him off in the immortal planet?"
"Oh, NO. Please don't do that dear, This is Jacob! He's…well, he's very special to us." I looked at grandma with surprise and quit a little bit of disgust before it was wiped out by the cookies she bakes me, I swear she put some kind of drugs in this or I wouldn't be so addictive. I opened the box which was initial suppose to have 100 cookies just for me but now has 95 left, I picked another and eat it in one gulp and relished in the tast.
Jacob stepped forward, his voice warm and buttery. "Hi, everyone. I'm Jacob. It's an honor to spend Christmas with such a wonderful family." I paid no attention to what my family is doing and only focused on the cookies in my hands, also the chocolate cake grandpa baked. My grandma was a expect with cookies, then my grandpa is with cakes. Infact, the only bussiness I have that doen't use my intellect in my vast empire is quit literally the bakary/ sudo factory I run in china and all over the world. The factory is in china, because it has higher productivity then most places. Child labor really does bring good money, becuase almost all my factories are in there.
Don't judge me like that, I do pay them really well just 15 yen per hour that is like 60,000 per year. What company gives more wages to the children than me? In fact I have a good name in china as the best company to woker relationship, I got a couple million social credits for that. Anyway enough on that shit, let's focus on my family again.
The room fell silent. Beth stared at her in disbelief, Summer rolled her eyes, and I just looked confused. "What happened just now?" I whispered into summer ears
"Dad asked grandma who jacob is and then grandma said "'He's part of our lives now. He brings us so much joy."' with that weird undertone." Summer said, I got up and said
"Alright what is the big deal here? They are just exploring new avenues of connection for themselve" I said with a smile that went unnoticed, I love chaos just as much as cookies maybe that will be my new nick name Chaos bring cookie.