The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said,
"Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!"
"Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent.
"As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver."
"501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face.
The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—"
"501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady.
One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!"
The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him.
The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..."
The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don't look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!"
The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!"
*Satoshi*
You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died
**The Day He Fucking Died**
Satoshi was in his dark room, looking at his computer and envying people's exciting lives on social media. At that moment, he heard the sound of a glass breaking from the kitchen. He thought it was his cat, Mochi, breaking another glass. Petting the cat on his lap, he put it down and headed towards the kitchen.
"Hold the fuck up!" he said, his eyes widening with sudden realization. He realized his cat was just as lonely as he was.
'Who the hell is in the kitchen?' he thought.
He grabbed a stick and headed towards the kitchen. Just as he was about to pass through the kitchen door, his ass cheeks trembled with fear, and he decided to hide behind the door.
While there were sounds of a thief rummaging through things in the kitchen, there was also a noise coming from Satoshi's room. Mochi was knocking things over inside.
Satoshi grabbed the bat next to him and held it in front of him like a woman who had taken something in her hands for the first time, he was really nervous, probably because he had never fought before...
The thief, hearing the noise from inside, thought the owner of the house had woken up and decided to rush to the room he had climbed to with the ladder. He barged through the kitchen door, and behind the door, bat slipped into Satoshi's mouth, he took it like a prostitute who had spent the last thirty years on the streets…
*Ugh, gugh, glup, glguggugugug*
Unable to make sense of the sounds he was hearing, the thief looked around in a panic and saw Satoshi behind the door, staring at him blankly and said, "Hahaha... hehehehe... We hit the jackpot hehehe..."
Satoshi, unable to remove the bat he had taken in up to his throat. As Satoshi was out of air his pupils turned pitch black, and he lost consciousness…
**January 1, 1962, Location ???**
"Hey Anh!" a woman's voice brought Satoshi, who was looking at the wall blankly, back to his senses, and he thought,
'Yes, Anh, that's my name. What was that weird dream all about?'
"I'm coming, sweetie," he said and headed towards the door.
At the door, a soldier was peering inside, while the woman looked at him with worried eyes. Anh said,
"Is there a problem, sir?"
The soldier handed Anh a paper and said,
"The country needs you, comrade! You've been called for duty, get ready!"
Anh's face fell. He held his wife's hand and said to the soldier,
"Can you give me a moment to say goodbye?"
The soldier nodded and waited at the door.
After saying their goodbyes, Anh said, crying,
"I can't believe I won't see the birth of our baby..."
*Sob, sob.*
His wife hugged him, and they began to kiss passionately. Caught up in the moment, Anh slapped his wife's butt.
*SPANNNK!*
"What the hell do you think you're doing, you bastard!!?" Pushed back to bring back him to reality, Satoshi looked ahead and saw a Yakuza-looking man with sunglasses and a Scythe on his back yelling at him.
Satoshi said, ''No homo but buddy, you got THE dump truck, you know.''
"Yeah bro, I really appreciate it, I've been working on it for quite some time now"
The moment, Satoshi come back to reality he forgot what he was doing… He took a quick scan of his surroundings
The body lay behind the door with a bat shoved in its mouth. The thief was urinating on it…
Satoshi, in a fit of rage, swung a punch at the man, but his hand passed right through. The yakuza-looking man approached him, placing a hand on his shoulder, his face extremely serious, and said,
"You're dead, kid…"
"How?"
"As you can see, from deep thr--.'' He cleared his throat and continued, ''I've seen whores die that way, but I've never seen a straight man do it with a bat" He couldn't help but laugh.
Satoshi started to cry and clung to the man's legs, "No, no, I can't die like this!"
At that moment, Satoshi's cat, Mochi, saw his body and came over, licking him. Satoshi cried out, "AAA, my poor cat, who will feed you now?"
The cat paced around the body for a bit and looked at straight up to Satoshi's soul, then urinated on his body. Tears continued to stream down Satoshi's face, but a strange silence had fallen. After staring blankly at his cat for a while, the cat started to clean its private parts by licking.
Shouting angrily, "You ungrateful son of a bitch, you deserve to die of hunger!"
The thief petted the cat's head a little, picked it up, and left the house. Satoshi began to cry even harder, He reached his hand after his cat and said, ''No I was kidding, come back Mochi!'' wiping her nose on his trousers,
"Hey, calm down. Yes, it's really a bad way to die, but pull yourself together; this isn't the end of everything."
"I don't care how I died, I can't die as a virgin! And my only friend just peed on my corpse!"
"Don't worry about it so much, you're not the only one to die a virgin at such a young age," he said, pulling out a gun and pointing it at Satoshi's forehead.
Satoshi was crying so hard he didn't even see the gun and said, "B-but I was so close'' he mumbled, ''Reiko sensei…''
Satoshi briefly lost consciousness with the sound of a gunshot and a ringing in his ears.
When he opened his eyes, he was in a dark place, as if he was sitting in that dark void. In front of him, sitting on a throne, was a red-haired, red-eyed woman with large breasts, crossing her legs and piercing Satoshi with her gaze.
Satoshi didn't even notice the woman's gaze; he was focused on something else. The woman smiled, shook her breasts, and said, "Do you like it?"
Satoshi smiled and nodded, and the woman said, "Do you want to touch them?"
Satoshi continued to nod eagerly, and the woman said, "Come closer then."
Satoshi approached her and reached out to touch her, but just as his hand was about to make contact, it struck an invisible barrier and couldn't get any closer…
Something was also off about the barrier, it was, actually had somewhat of a cylindrical shape. Not the kind you'd like the touch.
The woman squeezed her breasts with her hands and said, "Mmmh come on, don't you want to touch them?"
Satoshi tried with all his might to push his hand forward, his hands beginning to tremble, but it was futile... The woman started to laugh mockingly, "Hahaha, you're truly a hopeless case."
Satoshi didn't even listen to her; his eyes looked like they were about to pop out as he strained and continued to push his hand forward. Even the woman was disturbed by the situation and said, "Ugh," before pushing him back with a simple wave of her hand.
Satoshi hit the ground in frustration and said, "Is this the afterlife?''
"Hoo, you're smarter than you look.''
''Then please! let me return to life. I was so close to lose my virginity!''
''You had many opportunities to lose it, but you didn't take any of them. You pretended to be a good boy all this time and you had a lot of girls interested in you, but you didn't want any of them.
Satoshi let out a ''Tsch'' and said, ''Who wants to be with an seventeen year old girl?''
''I mean, I can think of a few people, but what do you mean, you're 17 too''
Satoshi sighed and started to look at her breasts, ''The reason I acted like a good boy was... Reiko sensei, aah my angel, I wanted to be her good boy!''
''Did you reject all those girls because you wanted your teacher?''
''Of course I did, no girl under thirty isn't ready to be eaten yet!''
"Maybe you deserved to die a virgin, huh?''
''I'd say fuck you! I even broke my foot on purpose during our volleyball game to get close to her... so she could carry me to the clinic and we could spend some time in private...''
"You really are a problem kid! Who would want to get injured for that?''
"What do you mean, it was just a small sacrifice that had to be made! We were getting close to each other''
"She was just being nice to you''
"Ahh shut up, I don't want to hear it. Send me back!!!''
"If you kneel before me and beg, maybe I can send you to a fantasy world!"
"Why the hell would I want that? I want my milf sensei back! Send me back!"
"Hey, I can't do that."
"Why can't you, you useless angel? You can send me to a completely different world, but you can't send me back to the one I was in? Isn't there anyone in charge around here?"
"What did you just call me?"
"Useless?"
"And after that?"
"Angel?"
The woman stood up, irritated, and said, "You really have no filter, do you? I am Aurora, the goddess of rebirth and dawn and you dare to insult me? You insolent human!"
Satoshi mocked her, saying, "Oh yes, and I'm the god of all the milfs in the world!"
"Tsch! You're an impertinent, shameless brat who doesn't deserve rebirth! I'm not granting you anything!"
"Oh, please grant me!.."
Satoshi sat down on his butt and wrapped his arms around his legs, continuing to give Aurora an annoying stare.
"I'd rather just sit here and do nothing."
"Oh, I can't allow that; I will send you to a world!"
Satoshi sighed and said, "You really are useless, aren't you? You just said I wouldn't be reborn, so you must be taking orders from someone higher up, right? You can't be a goddess; you're just a useless angel or maybe lower than that."
Aurora's anger was growing, "Don't worry, you won't be reborn!"
She took a deep breath and asked with a slight smile, "Do you remember how you died?"
"By deep t-," Satoshi averted his gaze and continued, "Ehm! I suffocated."
Aurora's calm smile turned into a creepy grin as she said, "Exactly!"
When Satoshi looked at Aurora, he felt like he was looking at a demon rather than a goddess or an angel and asked nervously, "Hey, are you okay?"
Aurora stopped laughing, looked down at Satoshi, and said, "Oh, I'm great!"
With a snap of Aurora's fingers, a circle appeared around Satoshi. Red beams of light rose from the ground upward. Aurora took a deep breath and said,
"Isn't it nice to breathe? You should do it while you still can."
Just as Satoshi was about to ask what she meant, Aurora snapped her fingers, and Satoshi disappeared…
When Satoshi opened his eyes, he found himself underwater, in the depths of the ocean...
Satoshi began to thrash around in fear, each struggle making him need more oxygen, and the fear of death enveloped him...
Ugh, gugh, glup, glguggugugug
Satoshi's eyes were turning red as he slowly began to lose consciousness...
**March 8, 1965, Location ???**
"Hey soldier! Pull yourself together!"
Regaining consciousness, Anh looked at the commander in front of him for a brief moment and responded,
"Yes, sir!"
The commander placed a hand on Anh's shoulder and said, "I know, despite all the determination you've shown in battles, you're scared too, aren't you?"
Anh clenched a fist to hide his fear and said,
"No, sir, I have complete faith that we will make it through!"
The commander laughed and, after sitting down on his chair, looked at Anh with a bittersweet smile and said, "Maybe you actually can survive, son..."
**Kabooom!!!!**
The sound of a bomb falling was followed by a deafening noise.
When Satoshi opened his eyes, he was once again meters underwater, where the man who looked like a yakuza had already pressed a gun to his forehead. As soon as his eyes opened, he was shot.
Crack!
Gasping for breath, Satoshi found himself once more in Aurora's presence. He was nauseous and dizzy.
Aurora seemed quite pleased with the situation, looking down at him from her throne, she said, "So, are you ready to kneel and beg for rebirth?"
Satoshi looked up angrily and, still coughing and struggling to breathe, said, "Fuck you!"
Aurora remained calm and said, "It's all the same to me!" She snapped her fingers, and this time Satoshi found himself being tortured, with a sack over his head and water being poured into his mouth.
Ugh, gugh, glup, glguggugugug
The man, whose face was not clearly visible in the dark, removed the sack from Satoshi's head and asked in a harsh voice, "Where did you hide the princess?"
As Satoshi tried to breathe, the man took a deep breath, put the sack back over Satoshi's head, and continued pouring water.
**20 Minutes Later**
Satoshi was back in Aurora's presence. Aurora gave him another chance to beg, and Satoshi responded defiantly again. Like this, he reincarnated and died ten more times. Each time before dying, he had a strange dream that he couldn't remember and, upon waking, found himself killed again by the yakuza-looking man's gun, only to find himself in Aurora's presence once more.
This time, as Satoshi lay on the ground gasping for breath, he raised his hand to signal Aurora to stop and tried to speak, but his voice was very weak.
"I-I won't beg for rebirth, but at least I can say this much..."
After taking a deep breath, Satoshi said, "I'll be respectful towards you, so stop this PLEASE!"
Aurora looked down at him and, after thinking for a moment, said, "Hmm... I suppose that'll be enough."
Satoshi leaned back in relief and looked up. Even though all he saw was a dark surface, he was relieved. "Since I'm not staying here, will I be reborn with a great jawline?"
"Huh? Don't get me wrong, I don't like you one bit. I'm just tired of seeing you over and over again. Of course, I won't grant you rebirth. You'll be reincarnated in your weak body again, but make sure you don't die!"
"Hey, at least give me a jawline, please! I know I'm cute, but without a cool jawline, I can't attract milfs. They want charisma, not just cuteness!"
"I'll give you something else instead," said Aurora, and before giving Satoshi a chance to respond, she snapped her fingers, reincarnating him into another world.
Satoshi was mentally exhausted from all that had happened, and as you might expect, when he opened his eyes, he was underwater again... After thrashing around a bit, he looked up, and this time the surface wasn't too far away. He could make it to the surface and survive this time! Probably...