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Chapter 8 - Chapter 8: An Aetherian Village

Satoshi and Rosie came down from their room at the tavern, and Rosie immediately noticed the other tavern customers giving them nasty looks. In other hand Satoshi was clueless as toddler, he didn't even notice what they were talking he was just thinking, 

'Wow that place way more fancy than our tavern'

Meanwhile some of the customers were whispering things like: 

"Look at those foreign peasants with their dark hair.'', ''yeah look at them, they are not even full blooded northern just mixed bastards…''

Some of the other tavern guests were openly pointing at them and making snide comments, saying things like:

"What are those filth doing here? Are they even human?"

The owners even talked amongst themselves like:

"Let's kick these filthy foreigners out of here." But other one was saying, ''No, merchant Cedric bring them here, we can't''

Rosie was uncomfortable with people's stares, she hid behind Satoshi and held his arm. Satoshi, unaware of the situation, turned his head to Rosie and said,

"Hey, I hope you're not really in love or something.''

Rosie nodded her head *no* and they left the tavern while she was holding Satoshi's arm.

After they got out, they wandered around the village and Rosie picked some new plants that she found around the village. Rosie was in a good mood because of the new plants she had found, she could invent a new poison and test it on Satoshi. When it got a little dark, they decided to go back to the tavern.

On their way back to the tavern they encountered some kids playing on the road. Satoshi looked at them and thought, 

'Ahh, if I hadn't annoyed Aurora, I could have been reborn and played in the street like those brats. Then I'd start building a harem at that age, like one of those stupid manga characters whose hormones start to kick in at the age of five. I mean, how is it even possible…

'

While Satoshi was thinking about these things, a red-eyed, blond-haired brat in some fancy suit, who was playing with other kids shouted at them, 

"Hey what are you looking at, you mixed freaks from the North?!''

Rosie nervously hid behind Satoshi, Satoshi looked around and pointed at himself and said,

"Are you talking to me little shit?''

The kid wasn't expecting such a response, said, 

"W-who are you calling a little shit, you infoir race?''

in a slightly irritated way,''What the hell is infoir ? Do you mean 'inferior', you piece of shit? You think you are French or something?'' While he was saying in a calmer voice, "Anyways, what the fuck makes you supe-" suddenly Rosie started pushing him from behind so he couldn't finish his word.

She wanted to Immediately get away from there. As they were walking away, the boy who had been talking to them picked up a stone and threw it at them, and the stone hit Rosie on the head. Satoshi turned in anger and was about to run towards them but Rosie said,

"I am fine just keep walking" and She pushed him harder to get away from there. 

The boy grabbed the hair of the servant beast-folk next to him and pulled him by the hair and said, "What is French, answer me now!''

The servant was trying to find an answer in a stressed state, the servant looked away and said, "H-he made fun of your dress, master.''

Satoshi looked back with a devious expression and Even though the kid was momentarily startled, he shouted, "How dare you insult my noble attire, you peasant!'' 

Afterwards Satoshi and Rosie arrived to tavern and went up to their room but this time on the downstairs Satoshi noticed people's hostile glances.

After they entered the room, Satoshi looked at her as if he was expecting an explanation, Rosie looked down and preferred not to talk about it.

Satoshi stomped hard on the floor to bring Rosie to her senses, Rosie flinched and looked at Satoshi. Satoshi crossed his hands on his waist and started pacing.

"What was the first rule rookie?"

With a trembling voice, Rosie said, "U-uhm If the opponent is stronger, run!"

Satoshi nodded. "What was the second rule, soldier!"

Rosie chimed in, "If you're stronger, bully them!"

Satoshi stopped pacing and stood in front of Rosie and gave her a hard smack on the top of the head.

"Agh!''

"Then why the fuck are you running away, with one spell you can make everyone downstairs met with a tattooed, muscular, juicy-assed big brother"

Rosie rubbed her head and said, "Wh-what brother?"

Satoshi paused and said, "I-I mean, you can send them to the afterlife, why are you running away?"

Rosie bowed her head and said in a sad voice,

"I know that too, but for some reason whenever I stand up against them I feel like I can't move, I can't even look them in the face..."

Satoshi sighed and in a calmer tone,

"I don't know what you've been through, but I'm not going to force you to face your fears, I'd be angry if someone would force me. If you want, you can wait in the room until the wagon departs tomorrow... BUT I have a score to settle with that brat, so don't get in my way!"

Rosie wondered what Satoshi was going to do, but she nodded and chose not to question him.

They both turned towards the bed to go to sleep since there was only one bed in the room,

Rosie said "Hey we're not going to sleep in the same bed", she threw a pillow from the bed at Satoshi and said "You can sleep on the floor".

Satoshi in a moment of anger said, "Huh why the fuck should I sleep on the floor! you can sleep on the floor if you're too uncomfortable."

Then he took his pillow and lay down on the side of the bed with his back against Rosie. Rosie raised her voice and said,

''For once be a man!! and treat me like a gentleman''

Satoshi didn't even bother to answer and Rosie didn't want to sleep on the floor either so she took her pillow and sat on the other edge of the bed, her face blushed a little,

"H-hey don't get it wrong, I just don't want to sleep on the floor"

*Snoring..*.

Rosie(⚆_⚆) quietly "Hey did you sleep already?"

*Snoring*

Rosie also turned her back in her side corner and tried to sleep, while thinking, 

'Does he really not see me as a woman? How could he fall asleep so fast?!?'

Eventually Rosie fell asleep, and when she woke up in the morning Satoshi was already up and had left the room.

Rosie looked out the window of the room, and saw Satoshi in the cattle barn. Rosie watched Satoshi collect the piles of animal shit into a transparent, wrinkled bag. As she watched him from her window on the second floor of the tavern, she couldn't help wondering what he was planning with this pile of shit.

Rosie, pulled up a chair by the window and began to watch Satoshi with full focus, she jumped out of her seat when Cedric knocked on the door to her room. Cedric invited her to first floor of the tavern to eat and chat, Rosie's belly rumbled with hunger, even though she didn't want to be around people who speak badly about her, she accepted Cedric's offer and went down with him.

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*Satoshi's Diary: I won the hearts of kids!*

When I woke up and when i looked around, I saw that Rosie had been seduced by my charm and had slept next to me, hehe… Jokes aside, I had a things to do before departure time.

I wore the useless bag Aurora gave me on my back and went out, I guess it might be useful this time.

While walking around the village, I was thinking about how to teach that noble brat a lesson. I thought if I should water dunk him in the river until he apologizes crying.… No, that would be too cliché. I'm more creative than that, I should do something that little bastard never forget for rest of his life... 

While I was thinking that kind of stuff i found myself in front of some barn and took a rest there. Only then, i felt the reek of that bison's shit coming through the barn, i mean its not exactly a bison but it gave me a great idea. 

It stinks like shit, i mean... no shit but frankly how do these fucking farmers tolerate that smell? Hmm... That gave me an idea hehe. 

I waited for the farmers done with feeding the animals. While waiting, I rummaged through my bag. What can I use to collect this shit? I found plastic bags with water bottles in them, took out the bottles and put the bags in my pocket.

After the farmers had left I went into the animal area. I had three bags with me and I was going to use one as a glove and carry the animal's shit to the other. 

When I poked the shit with my hand, the smell got stronger, what the hell did this animal eat to be able to shit like that? I'd even reconsider torturing the brat with this stuff, but then I remembered what the brat said to Rosie and threw a stone at her, so I smiled without meaning to and started putting the shit in the bag... after all, I am the only one who can bully her.

As I was about to finish one of the cattle looked at me with a bale of grass in its mouth. Its stares, as if it was pitying fucker, then it took a few steps forward, turned its back to me and started shitting. Like if you want more shit, you're welcome to it.

Ugh, it's at least a kilo of shit, I gotta get the hell out of here,

When I turned around, I've seen the farmer looking at me with no emotion, but after like a good five minutes, he smiled proudly with a tear running down his cheek. Thus, he slightly nodded with his thumbs up. Then, I cried myself and got past him and ran off at the corner

I loved that guy… but its time to find that brat. 

While it wasn't the brightest idea to wander around a village with a bag of shit but I think its justified…

Eventually I came to the area where the kids were playing last night, and they were playing again, but that noble brat was not among them. I decided to approach them and ask where that noble brat was.

When I get close enough to them, the brats saw me and looked me from head to toe with disapproving and judging gazes. I can understand the noble brat, but what the hell is going on with you, we all are poor peasants, why are they discriminating me for? Is it because of my luscious black hair? Don't be so jealous, you fucking peasants!

I started circling around the brats with a bag of shit in one hand, these brats aren't picking on me, I guess they're not as brave as the noble one, maybe they're really scared of Northerners.

I approached the chubby one among them and put my hand with shit bag on his shoulder and put my other hand on his chest. 

I could see on his face that he was stressed, I got a little closer to his face and I said, ''Why were you giving me that dirty look, Huhhh? You bastard?''

When the kid got more stressed, I patted him on the chest, I smiled to comfort him and i said, ''Aren't we all in the same boat?''

The boy turned his head and looked at me, and said, in a trembling voice, "W-what do you mean?''

''Look at your clothes, buddy, and look at mine, do you see any difference?''

"C-colors maybe?''

I thought to myself, 'You stupid fat fuck.' And then, with friendly smile, ''They are same ,both of them are peasant clothes, right little buddy?''

''Y-yes''

"And how about that noble brat from yesterday, don't you think his were different from ours?"

"I think you shouldn't talk about nobles like that!! you might get in trouble''

''Oh What a good boy you are, thinking of me even though I'm from the north. Could it be because that noble brat bullied you because of your weight?''

The kid couldn't hold back his tears and start crying I thought to myself, 'Bingo!' I put his head on my chest and patted him to calm him down,

"And you couldn't do anything because he was a noble, right, kiddo? Tck tck tck tck tck tck tck I think we're more similar to each other as two peasant from different regions than you are to those nobles. Don't you think so?''

I hadn't even realized that the kids who had been giving me mean stares just a few minutes ago were gathered around me, hugging me and crying.

I said ''Hey damn brats, be careful with the bag,'' and raised the bag up high. I smiled sweetly and I thought to myself at that moment, 'These dumb kids are easier to control than I thought.'

I comforted the kids for a while, after that i told them that I will teach a lesson to that noble brat so he won't bully you again, but you need to help me a little bit.

I told them that I need ten, fifteen minutes alone with him. The brats told me, he always came at noon, play with them until evening and then return to the tavern with his beast-folk maid. and every time they play hide and seek, that retarded brat hides in the same spot, but the kids find him in the end so he doesn't give them a headache.

I wanted them to show that brat's hiding spot and play hide and seek when he arrives, I will take care of the rest. 

His hiding spot was behind a tree at the entrance of the forest. behind that tree there was a pile of bushes. I went and lay down behind it and waited for the brat to show up.

I had fallen asleep during my three-hour waiting, but I woke up to the sound of the brat's footsteps. he finally came and hid behind that tree and was laughing quietly. I thought to myself, 'How innocent and sweet he is when he doesn't talk.'

I approached quietly and lifted him up by his collar, The kid got frightened and said, "Hey what's going on...''

He turned to me and while he was saying "Who do you think you are?'' he saw my sweet smile and said, ''Eek!!'' like… What was that reaction anyways? I was just going to give him a parental guidance that he hasn't receive from his family yet.

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