Alice- Get in line! You there! Stand in a line!
Kids- ahahahfIftdesadgjku!!aaaaaaaaa!
Alice- God i hate kids...
Boy- get back in line!
Kids-guhhiifdycuaaaa...
Alice- Stop screaming!
Teacher- If mrs. Dean sees you kids shouting once again you all are going to principals office. You hear that?! Now stop shouting and get in line. Alice, you should go back to your class line. Tell the others too.
Alice- Ok ma'am. HEY SCHOOL LEADERS! GET BACK TO YOUR RESPECTIVE LINES!
Boy- let's go.
Boy 2- hey Melvin! You forgot your homie?
Melvin- Shut up!
Alice- lucas Melvins not dating me and you know that.
Lucas- really? You can lie to the whole school Alice but boy you can't lie to me. I know my boy Melvin. He can't live one day without you.
Melvin- shut up lucas.
Alice- You shouldn't fuck around with school captains Lucas. We can end you.
Melvin- yeah we can totally mess you up.
Lucas- ooooooh scary. I'm so fucking scared.. Hahaha. Alice why you always so pissed girl? Why can't you chill?
Alice- i don't like rumors Lucas. You know we broke up.
Melvin- ...what's wrong with us dating again? I mean come on dude I miss you Alice.
Alice- oh shut up. You didn't think twice when you cheated on me.
Lucas- What? Cheating? Oh my god!
Melvin- Shut up dude. Listen. It was a mistake ok? I didn't mean to talk to Amy that way. I mean she's freaking hot dude.. hehehe... but listen....
Alice- You're pathetic.
Class teacher- Alice, Melvin, stand back there. Lucas get back in line. Annie, Marie, Carl you three as well, go back to your lines. We don't want any chaos.
[School principal arrives. School anthem, national anthem and prayer ends. Assembly hall choir begins.]
Alice- You are so annoying.
Melvin- What?
Alice- You think you can come creeping back to me after all you did?
Melvin- Bitch I didn't... it was all Lucas's fault! He always does this. He loves to push me around, make joke of everything. He's the fucking culprit. Why you always blaming me?
Alice- Cause I'm so done with you.
Melvin- Fine!
Alice- The new guy's better than you.
Melvin- what? Damian? That fucking creep? Oh my god. Alice you're not that kind of girl ok? That son of a.... did he talk to you? Do you know what he did?
Alice- I don't care.
Melvin- Well he dated kids. Multiple fucking kids! He's Michel Jackson reborn!
Alice- It was just one girl from sixth grade Melvin. Stop exaggerating.
Melvin- Well it could be more!
Alice- why do you care?
Melvin- Alice i thought you don't like these kinds of guys. Ha.. Damian is a criminal!
Alice- people change Melvin. I'm not your puppet.
Melvin- .....
Alice- .....
Melvin- You know I liked you better before.
Alice- I'm glad.
Melvin- You were never like this before. You were different.
Alice- ....
Melvin- You've really stopped being the good girl that I fell in love with.
Amy- what's going on guys?
Alice- nothing.
Melvin- ....
Amy- I heard you guys were fighting back here.
Alice- We were just talking.
Amy- It didn't look like talking.
Melvin- Amy can you please shut up and leave?
Alice- yeah you should. Mrs. dean will see us.
Amy- Well fuck her to moon and back. Hehehehe.
Melvin- hahaha...
Alice- ....
Melvin- Ahem... amy you should go.
Amy- ...Alright.
Alice-....
Melvin- Were you jealous?
Alice- Not anymore.
Melvin-....
Alice- .....
Melvin- I still love you.
Alice- haha... we are so done.
[School choir ends singing]
Class teacher- Alice, Melvin, get to work...
Alice- Yes ma'am.
Melvin- yes ma'am.
Alice- ....
Melvin- did you two fight?
Alice- Why you care?
Melvin- .....
Alice- she's been my best friend since kindergarten. I can't leave her just cause you guys....
Melvin- We what? You overexaggerate everything Alice.
Alice- You know it's probably for the best that we broke up. You should stop bothering me...
Melvin- wow school captain Alice crying? What a crazy day.
Alice- ....
Melvin- ....boys this way!.... STAIR 5 EVERYONE!
Alice- Girls stay in line. ANNA! GUIDE THEM TO STAIRCASE 3! EVERYONE STAY IN LINE!