Amy- do you think this looks good on me? Too cute? Too much pink or just perfect?
Girl- I have no fucking clue.
Amy- Come on Ashley. We been trying dresses for 2 hours now. Don't be ass about this. You know I got no one else to trust.
Ashley- what do you mean no one else? You got a fuck ton of friends unlike me. Right?
Amy- just shut up and help.
Ashley- god i hate weddings. I can't see how you like them being a teen. I never liked these show off festivals.
Amy- look, i can't help. Mom hates it when we don't attend any family function. You hate mom and don't do your job properly. So all the pressure falls on me automatically.
Ashley- well then you should grow some balls and start rebelling. It's high time. Your teenage will last 2 years. That's it. After that you're a fucking adult. Anything you say after that will considered "complaining like a child".
Amy- easier for you to say. You've always had things your way.
Ashley- That's cause I fight for what's mine. You need to break a few eggs to make a good omelete. Isn't that right Amy?
Amy- ....
Ashley- if I really had things easy, I wouldn't choke on sleeping pills and end up in hospital. Life isn't always funky and sparkly like you think it is.
Amy- oh enough with your complaints, just help me get a dress.
[Ashley stands up, chooses the best dress and shoes immediately and also explains why they are good. She then takes Amy to the cash counter. It all happens in a matter of minutes.]
Amy- God. HOW i wished you were this active an hour ago. This shopping haul would be so much faster.
Ashley- It was over at the first dress. You just love to go through the entire mall, that's all.
Amy- ....
Ashley- Take some fucking responsibility. I'm not mom. I tolerate everything but I don't tolerate your ignorance. Plus I'll be paying right?
Amy- ...yeah?
Ashley- so be a little respectful or I'll leave you right here. I know mom gives you lot of love and money and freedom. Sure you can shop and get home by yourself.
Amy- Ashley why you gotta be so angry all the time? Just chill out dude.
Ashley- I'm not your dude.
Cashier- $ 1590.50. Would you like to pay in card or cash?
Amy- ....
Ashley- oh she's the one paying.
Amy- what?
Ashley- come on pay up.
Amy- ash you told me, you will pay!
Ashley- well mom did give you cash right?
Amy- please don't do this now...
Ashley- I'm not your mom. And i doubt i wanna be your sister any longer. I don't have any money.
Amy- good god, you're so embarrassing Ashley. I can't even save up for anything personal.
Ashley- wait isn't this dress personal?
[Amy pays the bill]
Ashley- You know you have it too easy. You always have. It's time you learn to step in the fucking reality.
Amy- oh you mean your reality where you act like a toddler and then call me a brat. No thanks I don't wanna be an immature "25 year old" brat.
Ashley- If you don't change your dumb bitch attitude, you'll regret life sooner or later.
Amy- just shut up with your yapping ok? You're not teaching me anything.
Ashley- ....
Amy- ....
Ashley- I feel bad for Alice.
Amy- what?
Ashley- that's your bestfriends name right?
Amy- no it's not. She's not even my friend.
Ashley- she visited our house last week only. What happened?
Amy- why the fuck do you care? Can't you simply drive the car?
Ashley- ....
Amy- ....
Ashley- what? Did you fuck her boyfriend or something?
Amy- oh my god stooopppp! Just stop. You're so annoying.
Ashley- what? You're crying now? Aww Amy.
Amy- ....
Ashley- ...hahaha....
Amy- ....
Ashley- wait no way. You did fuck with her boyfriend. Yeah i know him. He's Melvin, right? You brought him home a few times. Alice showed me his photos. Mom didn't say a word. God i really feel bad for Alice. Oh Amy you are such a dumb whore.
Amy- ... just stop please. I wanna get down from car.
[Amy tries to unlock the door but Ashley shouts back]
Ashley- god just shut up with that crying and tell me if you fucked her boyfriend or not. Just help me understand Amy. Don't be annoying.
Amy- you're so sick. You are doing this just cause i took you to the mall to choose a dress for me?
Ashley- ...no
Amy- then why?
Ashley- cause a) you thought i was complaining. And b) I wasn't in the mall with you for 2 hours Amy, it's been 7 hours 18 minutes to be precise.
Amy- then you could just straight up say that to my fucking face. Why make such a drama?
Ashley- i did ask. You just ignored. I kept talking and you called it bullshit. You never really listened to me. You don't respect me amy.
Amy- that's cause you were rambling about some stupid shit about your stupid life. How would I know?
Ashley- does it hurt to be a good listener for once. It's not like I visit you guys everyday.
Amy- ....
Ashley- you should look around you Amy. We entered the mall at 12 and now it is 6pm. And its all my fault? I got lots of calls from mom about you. But you didn't even care to tell her where you are. It's still my fault. It's not like you don't have a phone. You just wanna be some drama queen about your life. Why did you stop talking to mom? Cause she doesn't want you to spend all the pocket money at once. Hahahahgfjjjk. So sad Amy so sad.
Amy- ....can you drive or will you let me go?
Ashley- oh yeah I'll drive. I can't let a bitch like you escape.
Amy- .....
Ashley- .....
Amy- .....
Ashley- You know what, start little. Stop being dumb for starters. Then stop being a bitch. You can do it. Take your time. Afterwards take responsibility. Listen to people. Save money. Maybe someday apologize to Alice for your evil stupid crimes.
Amy- ....you're just doing this cause Nick cheated on you right?
Ashley- No.
Amy- ....
Ashley- he and my best friend both cheated. My best friend Debbie slept with nick in my apartment on my bed on my birthday and i didn't even know. 12 years of friendship all for nothing. It doesn't feel nice. Trust me.
Amy- ....
Ashley- ....
Amy- i can't be her friend again.
Ashley- of course not.
Amy- then what's the point.
Ashley- there's a thing called honesty. That goes a long way.
Amy- she's gonna kill me if i tell her.
Ashley- let her.
Amy- what?
Ashley- you deserve it anyway.
Amy- no i don't.
Ashley- Well i hope she does take revenge.
Amy- you're not my sister.
Ashley- i never was. Remember last Christmas you said the same thing.
Amy- .....
Ashley- Alice is a good girl. I hope she finds a way.
Amy- ....i hope she fucking kills herself.
Ashley- oh no you don't want that.
Amy- why not?
Ashley- I'll testify on her behalf and tell the police that you were the main reason why she committed self harm. Then you can rot in juvenile. Haha i bet you will like it there more cause there's tons of girls like you over there. Or maybe you will learn a lesson.