Melvin- Sup babe.
Amy- omg Melvin it's 3 in the morning. Why you texting me?
Melvin- I'm lonely. Plus why you answering?
Amy- Shut up.
Melvin- i have been thinking about us and I've come to a conclusion. it's true. My heart aches for you.
Amy- since when?
Melvin- right now.
Amy- Ugh.
Melvin- what?
Amy- you're cringe.
Melvin- am i?
Amy- yes.
Melvin- if I'm cringe then you are in love with me.
Amy- shut up.
Melvin- ....
Amy- ....
Melvin- ....
Amy- you still there?
Melvin- of course.
Amy- does Alice really love Damian?
Melvin- bitch ain't no way.
Amy- but she told you she does.
Melvin- she is lying. I know Alice. I've been with her for a year. I know her likes and dislikes. This is not like her.
Amy- dude shut up, you met her this summer literally.
Melvin- ....
Amy- ....
Melvin- she is lying.
Amy- i don't think so. Cause she looks happier and they talk a lot cause they are both captains.
Melvin- that bitchass mrs. G . God why did she replace me? I even got the good grades.
Amy- exactly. Alice scored less. She should have been the one to leave.
Melvin- Mrs g prefers Alice over everyone. This is crazy Hitler type shit.
Amy- true.
Melvin- ....
Amy- i think she complained to her about you.
Melvin- ....
Amy- ....
Melvin- i can't believe she is dating that freak.
Amy- he might be a freak but he's damn hot.
Melvin- You know what? I'm gonna take revenge.
Amy- How?
Melvin- .....
Amy- tell me how?
Melvin- lemme think bitch.
Amy- you don't have the brain.
Melvin- Bitch shut up.
Amy- why you keep calling me bitch? Do you know how disrespectful that is?
Melvin- bitch.
Amy- asshole.
Melvin- you know i wouldn't be talking to you if not for Alice. You a lonely ass jealous ass hoe.
Amy- .....
Melvin- ....
Amy- .....
Melvin- Amy?
Amy- ....
Melvin- Bruh I'm sorry.
Amy- you're pathetic.
Melvin- I'm gonna be honest though. You wouldn't be this frank with that Damian guy. Bros nuts. He would kill you. I'm so much better than him.
Amy- why? You in love with Damian too?
Melvin- bruh wtf. When did i say that?
Amy- you sound like a jealous guy.
Melvin- no i don't. I mean i do. I don't want you to be with that prick cause i love you.
Amy- you can never compare to him. He's better than you. And you are not in love with me Melvin. I know you. I know your tastes. You like girls like Alice, girls who act tough to get.
Melvin- i used to be that way. I've changed.
Amy- hahaha... you're just pathetic. How many times have you said that now?
Melvin- i swear Amy. I really have changed. I don't need Alice. I need you.
Amy- Such a corny pickup line.
Melvin- i mean it.
Amy- .....
Melvin- .....
Amy- if you could cheat on Alice with me then you can cheat on me with anyone else.
Melvin- but there's no one else except you.
Amy- that's what every cheater says Melvin.
Melvin- I cheat on Alice. She only discovered our texts.
Amy- oh really? 6th grade, Julie carter's birthday party, you and I shared our first kiss. Did you tell that to her?
Melvin- No. Why would I? It had nothing to do with us.
Amy- you are not the brightest student but still you share your French class notes with me.
Melvin- that's not cheating ok? Everyone does that.
Amy- remember last year at the school function? I lost my school bag and you looked for it of all the people and you brought it for me.
Melvin- ....
Amy- you kissed me that day I went to your house.
Melvin- if you already knew then why didn't you just tell me.
Amy- Wtf Melvin. You were dating Alice Jones! How the fuck could i ask you out?
Melvin- we already crossed the line now I'm single again. You won't give me even 1 chance?
Amy- ....
Melvin- ....
Amy- ....
Melvin- you still there.
Amy- i can't trust you. I want a fresh start. I want good guy. A different guy.
Melvin- but why Damian? He's not good.
Amy- how do you know for sure? Have you seen him do the things everyone thinks he did?
Melvin- Amy you don't get it.
Amy- Well I'm a dumb bitch so fuck it. I'll go out with him.
Melvin- you're crazy.
Amy- if this one doesn't work maybe I'll give you a chance.
Melvin- ....
Amy- you ok with the plan?
Melvin- Ok.
Amy- alright.
Melvin- I'm sorry Amy.
Amy- see this is why i don't like you anymore. You should be saying sorry to Alice instead of me.
Melvin- i thought you guys broke up.
Amy- so what douchebag? She still got hurt because of you.
Melvin- just me?
Amy- At least she will listen to you. She doesn't even look at me anymore.
Melvin- hahaha. At least give advice that you yourself follow.
Amy- I will tell her. Soon enough. You should too.
Melvin- saying sorry isn't that hard.
Amy- Keep your words.
Melvin- I will.
Amy- Goodnight Melvin.
Melvin- it's literally 4.20 am.
Amy- ....
Melvin- alright goodnight Amy.