Alice- hello.
Damian- I'm Damian.
Alice- So you're a school captain now.
Damian- yeah.. haha.
Alice- you must have amazing scores.
Damian- i do actually... from my previous school.
Alice- I'll tell you the basics. So captainship is 90% managing the crowds during school hours, assembly hall and dispersal time, 10% managing school programs, fairs, carnivals, name collecting, blah blah and 5% carrying the school flag on drill day.
Damian- that's more than 100%.
Alice- No one cares.
Damian- ok.
Alice- that's all. Oh and i forgot about the anchoring. We have to host every program.
Damian- Is that necessary?
Alice- it's compulsory. I never have a choice.
Damian- do you like doing it?
Alice- never. It's always been boring as fuck. But i like looking pretty on stage.
Damian- Ooo haha.
Alice- What?
Damian- You said the f word. Isn't that like, punishable and stuff?
Alice- Not if you snitch on me.
Damian- damn. Hahaha I was just kidding.
Alice- Do you always smile like this?
Damian- what do you mean?
Alice- never mind.
Teacher- Damian! Come here.
[Damian runs to the basketball court]
Teacher- You've played Basketball before right?
Damian- Yes.
Girls- he's so hot right? Yeah... i wish i was the school captain. Me too.
Alice- wanna replace me that fast?
Girl- We want to but i mean we don't know how suck mrs. G's magic cock like you do Alice.
Girls- hahahaha... oooo burrrrn! oh my god Christie that was savage.
Alice- Maybe you should learn to suck something other than Mr. Dan's little dick, Karen. I'm not the only one who's favorite you see.
Karen- Still better than you loser.
Alice- Says the girl who lost her boyfriend to homo Alex.
Karen-....
Girls - Karen I think you should stop. Yeah.
Alice- Listen to your friends Karen.... What is it? Wanna call the manager Karen? Aww you angry now? Wanna cry a lot it? Uwahhh... hahahhshshsgagsgagghja. Fucking asshole.
The other girls that were not laughing before- burrrrn hahshshsgshesgd. 911 karen. Hahahaha. Karma bitch! We should call the ambulance cause that was a serious burrrrn. Hagahsgaysydhjoyfftsdhgk.
Teacher- Girls! Don't laugh. Alice, come over.
Karen- Mr. K can we go to the toilet?
Teacher- Not now. Sit down Karen.
Alice- Pfffts. Later loser.
[Alice enters the basketball court]
Teacher- Damian. I hope you know Alice. She's really good at basketball. Alice tell him all the rules of the court.
Alice- So...[says all the rules]
Teacher- Very good Alice. See boys.... this is the least I expect from you guys besides playing the game. Ok Alice you can go back now.
Alice- Bye guys.
Boys- Bye. Dude she's hot huh? Yeah
Damian- Shut up guys..
Boys- Oooh homeboys jelly. Hahahdjfyouihhfu.
Teacher- Shut it boy. Now play as you've been told. Teams spread out.
[Game starts on a whistle.]
Alice- ....
Random girl- Hey. You alright?
Alice- Yeah. I'm fine.
Random girl- I'm Penny by the way.
Alice- what do you want Penny?
Penny- nothing. It's just... you were so cool back there. I just absolutely hate Karen and her friends you know.
Alice- are you done?
Penny- ....
Alice- ....
Penny- Ugh I see why they talk to you that way. Arrogant bitch..
Alice- .....
Penny- Mr. K may I go to the toilet.
Teacher- yeah yeah...
Alice- You're welcome penny.
Teacher- Girls come here.
Girls-....
Teacher- .....
Alice- what is it sir?
Teacher- boys come back.
Boys- what happened?..
Teacher- boys. I want you to see how these 4 girls will the play the game. it will be a simple 10 minutes match, half court, 2v2. Girls you too, watch these 4 carefully. You can finally learn something nice. Alice, Mary team 1. Jenny, Carla team 2. Get to the court.
[Game starts on a whistle.]
Team 2 makes a goal. 2 points.
Girls- wohoooooo. Go Carla! Wooooooo! Go Jenny!
Boys- team 1 team 1 team 1.
Team 2 makes 2 more goals. 7 points total.
Girls- Alice is such a loser...hahahghtystsd.
Team 1 makes 1 goal. 3 points.
Alice hits the ground. Team 1 penalty. Team 1 makes 1 goal. 4 points total.
Boys- Yeahhhhhigfstsgjjphkfhd! Alice! Alice!Alice!
Team 1 makes 2 goals. 10 points total. Team 1 wins.
Teacher- see boys. That's how you play the game.
[Alice and the girls exit the court]
Teacher- Incredible Alice, Mary. Jenny, you need to be faster.
Jenny- Ok sir.
Girls- ugh the game is so biased. Alice is such a pick me.
Teacher- you get it now Damian.
Damian- yes sir.
Teacher- good.