Amy- what's that?
Alice- oh this? Invisible pen.
Amy- annual craft fair?
Alice- yeah.
Amy- it's been such a long time since we went together huh?
Alice- yeah.
Amy- can I write something?
Alice- sure.
Amy- ....
Alice- what did you write?
Amy- See? bffs forever. Alice and Amy...
Alice- .....looks like doctors handwriting.
Amy- haha. Very funny. So....you and Melvin broke up for real?
Alice- yeah. You didn't know?
Amy- No.
Alice- But i texted you.
Amy- you did?
Alice- We broke up last month.
Amy- why?
Alice- ....
Amy- I thought you guys were together. You didn't really talk much about it. Not even to me.
Alice- well i did tell you that we broke up. Melvins a jerk anyway.
Amy- really?
Alice- he didn't take our relationship seriously. He's never been serious. He just wants to lose his virginity.
Amy- I knew it. He's a certified asshole. I'm gonna beat his ass when I meet him.
Alice- how?
Amy- what do you mean how?
Alice- you're gonna beat him up?
Amy- of course I'm strong as fuck bitch. You don't know me.
Alice- hahaha....I really don't. Do i?
Amy- hahaha. You're my bestest friend Alice. Anything for you.
Alice- Yeah i know.
Amy- ok I'm gonna go now. French class. Bye bestie.
Alice- bye. Mwah.
[Period ends and Amy leaves with her books to the 2nd language class.]
Amy- oh.
Melvin- oh. Hi..
Amy- you broke up with her?
Melvin- no she did.
Amy- she's really becoming a lesbian I swear to God.
Melvin- .....
Amy- she just stares at me sometimes for a long time. God it's creepy.
Melvin- that's cause she knows.
Amy- she knows what?
Melvin- yeah she saw the text. She didn't tell you did she?
Amy- no fucking way.
Melvin- too bad you're stupid.
Amy- Excuse me!!?
Melvin- what? It's true. You are stupid Amy. Stupidly hot mean. Hahaha.
Amy- How am I stupid if she found out from your phone?
Melvin- you're stupid cause you couldn't catch her energy.... she's been fucking angry with you this whole time.
Amy- seriously?
Melvin- Yep. You're done. Skrrt.
Amy- Why didn't she tell me?
Melvin- Cause you guys are friends since kindergarten.
Amy- ...ha
Melvin- Feeling guilty now?
Amy- I thought we were supposed to be sharing everything. I didn't know she was fucking pretending. What the hell!
Melvin- Well she isn't. She just doesn't wanna make this about her i guess. I mean you can be pretty immature too you know, don't mean to offend you but you are immature Amy. She doesn't want your drama. She wants quietly quit.
Amy- My drama? Wow.... I can't believe you said that.
Melvin- ....
Amy- ...
Melvin- ....we can forget her and start fresh you know. I don't like her anymore... neither do you. She even said she likes Damian... you know the new guy student.
Amy- what the fuck? She said he isn't her type.
Melvin- well she told me that she likes him better than she likes me so....
Amy- Oh my god. She literally lied to me so that she could keep him all to herself. That bitch!
Melvin- Forget that guy...
Amy- No. I like Damian. I liked him since day one. I wanna be with him. Even Alice isn't getting in my way.
Melvin- Well you did ask him out and he rejected you.....
Amy- but that's cause she told me all that nonsense about his 6th grade girlfriend and all. She literally controls my mind Melvin. Uggh. I hate her sometimes.
Melvin- Well. It's true. He did date a 6th grader.
Amy- what?
Melvin- What do you mean what? It is fucking true. Didn't you hear from Shanty?
Amy- no way! For real?
Melvin- yeah. He dated not just one but 7 8th graders.
Amy- wait you mean 6th graders?
Melvin- yeah yeah that...
Amy- Oh my god.
Melvin- Yep...
Amy- that's awful.
Melvin- yeah...
Amy- ....
Melvin- So... what do you think?
Amy- About what?
Melvin- Bitch are you kidding me?
Amy- What the fuck do you mean?
Melvin- You wanna be my girlfriend or what?
Amy- No.
Melvin- What?
Amy- Hell no. You are fucking annoying.
Melvin- what do you mean by fucking annoying?
Amy- You have no fucking respect for me. Thank God Alice left you.
Melvin- Bitch what?
Amy- Yeah she deserves better.
Melvin- ....
Amy- She's better off with anyone else. Even Cody.
Melvin- Cody? That gay motherfucker?
Amy- yeah.
Melvin- ....shhhh wow. God this is why I hate bitches like you. Yall look good in the face but the moment you open your mouth.... shhhhhweet mother of Shrek, you start talking garbage. Just pure garbage. Break my heart too...
Amy- Shut the fuck up Melvin. I like Damian so stop hitting on me. We are officially over.
Melvin- Me hitting on you? Hahaha... it was you hitting on me bitch!
Amy- No it was you.
Melvin- Aw hell nah. You texted me last year on Christmas, on Thanksgiving, Halloween, you say it.... What you playing for huh? You think I'm stupid? I know you're jealous of Alice. You always been jealous. Always want what's hers.
Amy- shut up or I'm gonna beat your ass.
Melvin- hahahaha.... ow ow ow Oww AHHH!
SIR SIR TEACHER! Guys. Oww. That's my hair! You bitch!...
Other kids- Hahahaha...
One guy- RIP homie.
Other guy- Amen.
Girl- Yeah! Woooooo. Beat his ass! Hahagiguudststfhjv...