"Rewrite because my dumbass put it as novel not fanfic. Sigh silly me I hope a beauty can come slap my face for this stupidity 😏..... No slap tsk nvm roll the story(thanos snap)

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(The void)

{???}POV

soo how too start this story, ahh i know how. AHEM, I have no fucking clue where I am, who I am and so on. But I do know about novels, anime, and fan fics so that's cool ig

But about who I am. Do I care about why I don't know fuck nooo, you can't fuss over tipped milk so what's the point in crying, and complaining when I should be observing, and analysing shit around me.

I mean come the fuck on. I gotta be stupid right now that even stupid feels insulted.

Sigh forget it. Anyway I seem to be in some dark place as far as the eyes can see.....wait, I have no eyes hehehe uhgg fuck how the fuck can I make jokes right now. AHHHHH STUPID DUMBASS

Sigh anyway, what I was say after my dumb unfunny self said, I see nothing insight and I mean jack shit nothing, just darkness all around, no light other then myself.....wait, am I in soul form or just a ball of bright ass light I can't see obviously

"Buutt to be very honest, this feels so fucking emo it's disgusting, this place would truly make you go insane if your in here long that is .....wait actually how long have I been in this fuckn place, have I court amnesia that my memories have been deleted, why the fuck ain't I going insane. Ooor maybe I was already insane before I got thrown in here. Yuck I probably was, but I don't fuckn know so I don't fuckn care"I said with an annoyed voice

Moving on, i guess this is the void like in thos, novels and shit wait does that mean, im gonna meet a r.o.b or something. Fucckk

Damnit if I had hands I would put my hole being into praying it's a beauty, not some old wise dude my eyes don't need that.

As I was, in my fantastic train of thoughts I suddenly feel something coming.....that's what she said hehehehe FUCK no think straight dumbass.

(A/N funny? No? Damn that's sad*sad face*)

Again as my unfunny self was being low tire comedy, a blinding light beamd the fuck out my eyes and my face turnd ugly, if I had one cause no shit ill go blind, like nigga beam the fuckn other way, not right in front of mee, whoever the fuck you are CHUMP!!.

As I was, getting blinded and thinking all this bombastic shit, the light started to go away after, 3 seconds I think I don't know I was getting holy beamed right know.

But it stopped so I proceed to opened my eyes. If I had any....pfft nope keep going dickhead we're was I right the holy beam and what announced itself and all I seen was, the cliche shit ever r.o.b appeared you know how they look so I ain't gonna tell ya BLEE. But I think I'ma have a spaz moment

Ahem...

'NOOOOOOOO ITS A DUDE A WISEE DUDE TOOOO FUCKKKK WHERE'S THE DROP DEAD NAKED BABE YOU UPSTAIRS FUCKEN NIGG–'beeep we'll be right back

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with that shit show done and tears still rolling down my non existent face after calming my shattered heart I proceed to look at wise man

As he felt my gaze upon him no diddy he spoke in an old but calm voice.

{Supp little mortal, you probably already know me since I went through your memories in 0.00000000000000000000000000001 seconds and knew all about you

'tsk way to rub your godlyness in my face'i thought as he went on still

{you've read heap's about me in those novels and shit but I'll still introduce myself, my name is r.o.b and I am god of this void, as I haven't meet a soul here before, not ever soo being the r.o.b I am ill be generous and grant you 4 wishes, ofc there is only one limit you can not ask for omnipotence stuff cool, great other stuff are fine though ofc.}he said

As I was listening I wasn't surprised at all after all, I was just super disappointed waiting for someone like this to come, I mean I'm fucken greatfull that a r.o.b came.

But it's a he not a she I felt deep sadness, and regret buuuutt I gotta suck it up, like butter cup and march forward. Anyway good ol r.o.b the homie of all MC's the upgraded geni,

'wanting to grant me 4 wishes how generous you are indeed'i though my sadness still there but I'm happy none the less()

"Damn I truly wanted you to be a beauty humble r.o.b, but I got godsmacked by reality witch sucks, but meh i would gladly accept those wishes tho. But before all that what do want me to do, as i know and you know this don't come for free your not that stupid now are you"I said with a in my mind facepalm

'ofc he ain't dickhead he's a fuckn r.o.b'i thought looking back a rob

As almighty r.o.b listened, he smiled as ofc he wasn't stupid. and he knew what the mortal was impling, so he said in a calm voice.

{Nothing actually, I want you to do nothing but live your life to the fullest, have fun cause when I reincarnate you that's all you gotta do

oh and yes your getting reincarnated ofc, you probably figured but yk I gotta tell ya hahaha}He said with a laugh at the end

And as I heard he's words, I was surprised he doesn't want anything, other then a issei like me wanting to live life,

'man I might just fucken cry what a humble falla' I thought thinking heap's about he's words. Then he spoke again in a old wise calm voice.

{ Hmmm yup that's all actually, if your gonna wonder why it's because you've lived a rough life that even I pity you, so all I ask of you is live the life you wish for}he said pity in his voice

I had it rough?????tf do you mean I don't even fuckn remember. you know what sigh fuck it nvm I'll just listen to him,

Anyway wishes huh what kinda wishes do I want, hmmm I know he said anything is all good but ain't hurt to ask.

"Aright sure as hell fine with me, ilI gladly live a life I want and to do that I wanna ask you something first"I asked

{And what's that mortal?}he asked.

"Am I allowed any absurd skills and shit like instant mastery, all of those type of skills and such?"I asked a hint of wonder in my voice

{Hmmm yeah sure you can I don't see why not. It'll be interesting at least}he said with a smile

'keke cracked it bitchess~'i thought

"Aright then. For my first wish is to have a system can't go without em make it a limitless one at that, with all the nessasery things a system has added. And the shop limitless to just with out omnipotence stuff in it plus with world hopping added to"I asked

'sorry r.o.b but I gotta reach that omnipotence status' I thought hoping he ain't read my thoughts

{Granted}he said with a smile

"Thanks, for my second wish I want a sword that can cut throw fuckn anything, time, heaven, a almighty azura dragon even. and make it so my enemies that get in my way and I kill, let it grow from all the insects it eats"I said

{granted}he said

"Nice as for my third wish, I want limitless SP "I asked

{Hmm granted}he said

"As for my fourth wish, I wanna save it till I can think of something cause I got nothing. well I do but I don't know if I want those yet so I'll save it"I said

{That's fine, ill put something in your system so you can send me it when your ready to ask}he said with a smile

"Sounds good, so which world am I gonna get thrown into. or do I gotta choose the world"I asked I wouldn't mind anyone of thos options

{You can choose the world you wanna go to and don't worry that wont count as a wish}he said

" hmmm the world I wanna go to is...

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(I changed some shit hope it's better)

Future author here I gotta change this chap to make it easier to read and understand and chapter 2 and 3 😅