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(Time skip 2 months one day before canon)
(Tys POV)
"Haa it's your boiii ahh big peniss ahahaha"
"Immm fuckn with yaaa hehe. Anyway its been two months since I got snapped to this world, and I gotta bore yous real quick. it's been smooth up in it'll now no depressing disaster, life's been peaceful I'm still waiting for canon to start and it does today. Not right now though still sun shine and no rainbows, it starts to night when yk what cames"I said in a narrating pose and voice.
'and alsooo, If your wondering what iv done in these 2 months well I ain't been sitting back and not doing shit but I'll get to it soon don't worry anyway, since I awakened iv been chilling, going a school, having fun with my family making lovely memories hanging with my 3 girls * as *friends and my brother who as a big bro I gotta look out for.
Also since I got here I been wondering if I should save my mother, I mean I can I gots the powers to and well soo BOOOOOM or whatever that one falla says I already decided I'ma save my mother. Don't want her dead now that I'm here but that can wait till then for now its little bros time.
As I was on the train of thought my sweet ava called me.
[MASTERRR TYYY HIIIII HEHEHE] yelled ava fuck tone of energy and fondness in her voice
'oh yea I almost forgot ava has developed feelings toward me mcqueen fast I know it's cause im the only one who can talk to her so in these two months she slowly gained them with a bit of charming from good ol me'i thought with a childish smile.
Causeeeeee hehehe there's 2 beauty's down more gorgeous women to come.
"Avvva what's up why you calling hm"I said
[Master tyy you haven't checked your status window in a while soooo I was reminding you since you always tell me too hehe]said my lovely ava
"Aww your sooo sweet for remembering ava thank you. Aright open it"I said with a smile.
{Status window}
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(Name:Tymana izumi)
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(Age: 18)
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(Race: superhuman)For nowww/I don't think he's human??
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(Level: 38) Grinding hard I see
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(2.987/10•000exp)Keep grinding ma boii
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(Str:390) That mountain pfft godsmack the bitch
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(Stm: 330) Can go for a year 'wink'
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(Agi: 340)Fucken hell with zoom and flash together tsk light weight(I think"_")
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(Def:300) Not bad maybe trunk-kun will fail for once????
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(Int:200) Maybe light yagami is a bug in front of you who knowsss~
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(Cha: 30) Yanderes beware son^_^
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(Luck:1000)Sigh needs the NERF bottom
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(Main Quest: empty)
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(Shop: unlocked)
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(Skills: Instant mastery
Combat pack Harem tattoo Gun crazy All seeing eyes gamers mind hardened body invulnerability Reality Manipulation Telepathy instant regeneration Telekinesis blossom sword techniques mixed martial arts mastery soul manipulation)
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(Inventory: bloomers sword x dungeon keys x stat pills >1 x Combat Pistol The Jackal)
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(SP: unlimited)
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(World hopping: locked) Unlock soon
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"Hmmm I want more but for now I'm way more stronger then gotou"I said satisfied with what I see..... not really actually I want more but I gotta hold off cause I might get bored and do something dumb if I get greedy and go stupid we'll see though I might just say fuck it.
Oh right I bet your Wondering *how* did I get this strong, well I got me some dungeon keys no monsters yet soooo I got those, went on a grind, and boosted my stats then I found *stat pills* witch gives stats to all 6 stats:50 to each.
Charm is low cause these mortals will lose blood from there nose and die, but I gotta say shit was bliss and painful, as FUCK having your bones reform suck ass I swear to r.o.b it was worth it in the end though, gotta take risk for success so moving on i forgot one important thing when I first awoken I didn't check my holy rob so before I move on for real
"Flashback chan to that day please"I said
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*flash back chan*
'MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKN ROD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! ALL BEAUTY'S SHELLL KNEEL AND SUCK MY FEE– *COUGH*fuck I MEAN MY HOLY DIC–'
*undo flash back chan*
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*Ahem* anyway seriously moving on to what I'm doing witch is getting ready for school, as I put my school clothes on and all necessary shit I went to the bathroom, checked myself, did a little bit of narcissist shit, looked at my little brother did a almight smile, then dipped down stairs to where. the women's room aka the kitchen.
'no offense to the beauty's themselves'i thought
There I saw my family, mother cooking, dad reading, shin reading also. So I make my way to my seat, greeted them and sat as I did my father talked about weird things happening. About the ugly things of course....
"Seesshh there was another murder just last night another mince meat one" said my father with disgusted expression on his face
"Really damn that sucks, like fuck that shits just emo and disgusting whoever did it I pray for its death"I said then I put my hands together then prayed for the ugly fucks to meet Morningstar himself..... hopefully
"Watch your mouth at the table ty and honey don't talk about stuff like that at the table to please~"said my mother a scary ass bone chilling smile a mother could get
'shit my humor slipped'i thought sweat going down my back
"Sorry mother I'll cuss em harder next ti– ahem not next time"I said ' I'll say it to there faces 'i thought grin hanging on my facc
"Sorry honey it's just that it's disturbing stuff yk"said my father with sweat on his forehead and nervous smile
'poor falla mother is indeed a demon hahaha'i thought with a laugh
"Good boys. Now I'm done with are meal so eat up. You to shin"said my mother as she turned her head to shin aka my brother
"Thanks for the meal"we all said
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After eating breakfast. me and shin went on are way to school, and I gotta say that SHIT is fucken boring as fuck I feels I'ma die of boredom overload it sucks.
As I was thinking(suffering)about boring school I felt someone coming up behind me i know who so I ain't move, murano aka the heroin of this anime. As she was about to hit our heads I stepped left and she missed. My brother though hehe hard life little bro he got smacked on the head lol.
"Oof murano why'd you hit me"shin said rubbing his head top
"Aww does the baby gotta booboo hahahaha~"I said looking at the almost crying shin
"Awww you suck why don't you let me hit you at least once ty "she said with a pout
'pouty queen as always huh haha'i thought
"Do I look like someone who likes pain ms pouty queen, try all you want you'll never hit me, no arrogance either just fax "I said with a almost panty wetting smile, that made her blush silly girl gotta a crush on who.... me duh.
But after I seen that though I mentally sighed 'sigh sorry little bro even though I love you (pause) I gotta take her, she's just to beautiful but there's many fish in the sea you'll surly find one' i thought shamelessly I felt bad when I found out but over time, I just thought ' you'll find anew' so I just rolled with the flow.
So we continued walking and started talking about stuff, not long after we made it to school so we went are ways and went to class then the boring day began.
(A/n ima skip the boring shit ill do a full school chap maybe later for now canon starts.)
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Years on years later, another boring ass day at school me and shin went back home and chilled with are parents small convos here and there, about are day and after more chilling, we had dinner, then went to are rooms to have totally fantastic sleep.....
Sarcasm OFC I stayed up till megi came I don't know when megi cames but it should be soon. So I waited till I heard shin's screams.....
After about an hour or so later something come in my window. An ugly bug looking thing
'da fuck why's it in my room and not shin's room??????' In my confused state I knew who it was ofc it was megi.
'I don't know what the fuck I'ma do with you, should I let it merg or something' as I sat there thinking tryna think if I should just grab it and put it in to shins roo–
'oh fuck why now' I thought knowing what's about to kick in.....
.....when the thought train stopped IT kicked in. What did my adrenaline junkie self did, still me just pumping with adrenaline and a load of cringe ready to embarrass me
With my eyes beaming purple, and my grinn moving into a grin like on thoughs mask. Sinister and cold, my lips parting ways adrenaline evident in my voice and a fuck tone of redbull excitement to welcome
"Hehe I guess it's time for you uglys to hop on the boat heading to the red demons doors~"I said...
(end)
Gay cliffhanger i know
Also don't want him to use blossom waaayyy to deadly so just gonna use yk whom and alucards gun he may whip it outsoon who knows🤫