Listening to drill well im making this chap lol so abunch of cringe and hopefully evil in your guys eyes about to be in this one alsooo I know im shit at writing ofc I am im new so sorry if the chaps are shit...peace anywayy
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{With ty and megi}
(1st pov)
Okaayy that was some cringe worthy shit I just did the poor readers eyes... We're was I though ahhhh megi right well after my beaming redbull excitement are little megi tried to get in my head sadly 'mission failed we'll get em next time' would explain it's state it's in right now.
"Sooooo how the fuck am I gonna use you as I please little megi hmmmm should I get a skill to duplicate you so I can have both hands as blades... Well duh am i fuckn stupid or something " I said with sarcasm in my voice.
If your wondering were megi is well the ugly alien whatever is in a plastic cup witch it can't break cause I made it that way. Can't accidentlly kill it now.... Bruh who am I kidding I don't care if I do hehehe.
Anyway I looked in the shop to see if I can find the skill I need witch with a minute of hunting I found it. Duplication pretty simple don't need a run down list of what it can do so I got it.
"Donee now I just gotta do the dirt thennn boogie~"boogie right after my sleep that is.
I kicked the cup away off and from megi and the shitty whatever thing tried to complete the mission once more but sadly it didn't lol. Was to slow for me anyway so I used the skill....
"Duplicate " I said watching megi turning into 2 megis right before me.
'Now there's 2 shitty things. Faze 3 then' I thought looking at the 2 megis. Who apparently read minds now cause they jumped aiming for my head soo I made my move, stuck out both my hands and let them in my body.....no diddy. Witch I felt no pain when they did.
"Anndd there all done. I feel no different to witch Is good" I said with an amusing smile
When I finished saying that megi spoke.
"AhHh fAileD t0 eNteR hUmaNs brAin sAdl" said the wobblely looking megi(like in the anime).
"Hehehe you sure did noww be a good alien or whatever tf you are and sleep cause I really wanna fuckn sleep "i said and with that I went to sleep with a smile thinking about the fun im about to have.
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{Morning}
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(3rd pov)
With the sun beaming to no end ty was in bed sleeping like no tomorrow but the same can't be said for megi. Who was reading book, gaining knowledge about humans.
(Ty pov)
As my eyes slowly opened I rubbed them then looked outside to see sun. So I got up looked around only to see megi reading.
"Well look who's up bright and early this morning"I said with an amused voice
As I said that megi looked my way with it's big one eye
"I see your awake human good. I would like to ask questions if you don't mind"said megi waiting for my answer. To witch I just nodded
"Suree you can but first let me get ready for a boring day of school again and then you can ask away once im finished some buisnuss I have "I said with an annoyed voice. But still picked my ass up and got ready.
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After getting ready, I went downstairs to the kitchen everybody was already up. Mother making breakfast, dad reading, shin also reading. So I made my way to my seat giving them a good morning ofc then waited for breaky well talking to them about things
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After breakfast me and shin went on way to hell(school) but I said I need to go somewhere.
"Anndd where you going big bro"shin asked with a bit of suspension in his voice but I didn't care
"Hehe don't worry lil bro your brother has buisnuss with someone"I said with a reassuring smile he was about to ask who but i dipped before he could, where was I going you may be thinking well to where that ugly fucker who was watching the TV in the first episode is but why right. Cause I just didn't like it's face .
Anyway I proceed to where that scene happened.
(A/n:don't ask how he found it he has a system and he's OP so just think he found it cause of those reasons)
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As I arrived at the house cause I'm pretty OP I could smell the sent of blood..... Aloooot of it.
So with out a second breath I made my way inside the door was open slightly and what did I just say before, make my way inside so I did.
Once I made it halfway in what I seen was pretty disgusting but cause I had gamers mind I was calm when I seen it.
"Tsk stink tuna fish smells nicer then this shit"I said with disgusted and cause I said it out loud. Ugly came out of a room looking like a demogorgen and I grinned when I saw it
"Heh yooo wsup ugly your still hereee...gooood~"with those words leaving my mouth, my eyes glowed a beautiful purple
"Hey megi turn into a blade will ya"looking at my right hand as I seen an eye ball looking at me and as megi heard what I said it did what I said
With one hand as a blade and before ugly was about to charge I said with a innocent smile and wanting to crack a joke
"Ugly if you move your gay"I said and well with an ugly scream or whatever tf ugly did he charged full speed 'lol he's gay'i thought
"Hahahaha damn i ain't know you was gay when you had hole wife and shit fuckn dumbassss"with a cold beautiful purple in my eyes I sidestepped to the right when ugly jumped at me. Looking at it in slow motion and I did what any human would do instantly killed it.....sikeee~
With a beautiful slice to uglys left arm and another to it's left leg it ain't even have time to react cause with a *thud* ugly screamed or again whatever it did so I proceed to it's right leg with another beautiful slice cutting it clean off then another to it's right arm making it look even more ugly. And before killing it I gotta mock it and torture it more sooo I went down to where I was right by its ear and said....
" awww noo legsss noo armsss witch only means..... hehe noo lifeee~"with a clean movement I smiled like a psycho and sliced it's mouth clean off but it's pain don't end there with my left hand I used one of my skills to keep it alive but still feel pain aaanndd I maxed it's pain sensitive soooo now it probably wished it ain't ever came here hehe
"Hey ugly do you wish to die ~"I said in its ear and maybe cause of the pain it said
"PleAsE kIll mE hUmaN"with it's little IQ it has those words left it's mouth and me being the good person I am I said.....
"Nope you need to feel more pain ugly"so I did what I said and tortured it even moree .
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after like 20 or so minutes I got bored and I had hell to attend to so I killed it not before caving something on its back it said.
*To all uglys if you see this your boat to death has arrived hehe*
With a satisfied look I made my way to the door using a skill to clean myself before I got outside and with a step into fresh air I made my way to hell(school)
*ding*
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I can't be fucked typing all his skills sorry
And idk if megi can make itself a blade this early so my bad if it can't
Peace anyway