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Chapter 6 - chapter 6

{my writing style might be a bit different the other chapter's, hopefully not though.}

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"Sooo, being the straight forward dude I am. I wanted to ask you out for a date?". Tymana, the ever so dearing dude who wants everything, asked shamelessly.

"Ehhh". A look of shock creeped on her face. Before scarlett red covered it entirely.

his off guard confession almost made her hit the classic michael Jackson lean, mixed with something seemingly gripping her vocal cords, immobilizing her voice to answer.

However, ty didn't see anything wrong with that, so he gave her time to compose herself. Well also enjoying her display of emotion's.

About a minute or two of no reply, ty had to do the push but she pulls method. So with A-tire acting, he coped a sad and hurt expression. "i guess you don't want to huh".

This seemed to work wonder's, with murano slipping right out of her sea of bliss hearing his words.

Turning towards him and seeing the sad, and hurt look made her gut drop.

In a panic she hurriedly said,"w-w-wait ty no sorry i'm sorry, your confession caught me so off guard I didn't know what to say!".

Ty hearing her words, looked down and smirked. 'i really am a shit cunt'.

Shaking his head with a bitter smile, he replied," Noo your fine murano. Maybe I did say it out the blue and I'll understand if you say no".saying the last bit, ty coughed up another quick wity sad expression.

His sad face made something crack inside her. "NO I'D LOV–ugh I mean I'd love to ty we can go on saturday if your free?".

"Saturday it is then murano, I'll come get you at six?". He questioned, a tug forming on his lip.

She sighed in relief upon seeing his smile. "Okaayy~"she said with a smile as well.

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"Welp i guess I'll see you tomorrow at school. Have sweet dreams princess hehe~". He teased, with a grin.

"You have sweet dreams to dear knight, see you tomorrow bye~". Running inside as quick as she could to hide the unyielding embarrassment from what she said.

Ty shook his head, and chuckled before moving on his way home.

or was he??

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(Ty's POV)

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"I think I should go find that shitty parasyte". Heading the way we're I sensed the parasyte as I said that.

About 5 minute's or so, ty made it to the location.

"Ty I sense one of my kind around near by"megi said popping it's eye ball out of my hoodie, looking around tryna pin point where it felt *it*.

"I know I sense it to megi" . With a pause. His tone turned sarcastic before he continued."shall we go pay the lovely thing a visit".

Upon walking closer, and hearing something around the corner I made my way there, after all when there's strange nosies, you investigate.

Popping my handsome face around the corner, I spotted a dog eating another dog. A truly disgusting sight I can't lie.

"yooo you stupid mutt whatcha doing~". The mutt snapped it's dog head back and gazed at me, it's head looking *parasytey*. (like In the anime)

Before it went back to a NORMAL looking dog head.

Then it spoke.

"I see. You failed to.....".

"Hmm". Seeing it walking towards me, it again started speaking.

"your host.....is not optimal .....i nee-".

With a sigh, I had to interrupt that, cause as a human dogs should bark not talk.

So I intercepted, with a mocking voice.

"Blaaa blaaa blaa I don't give two fucks what you need, what you really need is to be barking like a good dog".

"Megi blade pleasee~". As a trusty side-kick, megi turned into a nice, sharp blade.

*shing!!*

"Nooww. after I torture you for your 3 sin's your gonna answer little megis question's cause I always keep to my word.". Using some and I mean 1% of my killing intent, I made it's hole being slam to the ground.

"AHRRG WHA–-!!!!". Upon meeting my eye's, I could practically smell the sweet fear it was releasing, making my face twist into big sly grin, with a purple glow tracing my small pupil.

Holding out one finger I began the lovely, torture.

"Sin 1:you talked to me, which my ears didn't take pleasure from". With a quick flick of my wrist, I chopped it's tail off before healing it, but I made sure it felt every single bit of pain.

Then I continued

"Sin 2:you killed an animal species that I really fucking like". With another clean slice, I chopped off it's left leg's, then healed them before continuing again

"Sin 3: you came to earth heh". Then I chopped it's right leg's off, healed them, then proceed to stomp on it's head before speaking again.

"Now after megis question's, you can go bye-bye or if I'm satisfied with your answers you may leave, so try and answer them well your in pitiful pain K" . A smirk of mockery tugged on my lip's.

"Megi your up!". Heding my call, lttle megi popped out through the neck part of my hoodie, gazing at the mutt under my foot, a flash of it's eye's widening.

"Did you really need to do that?". With a confused look i responded," why of course nothing wrong with it Soo". With a shrug, I lost interest.

Seeing my lack of interest, megi turned back to the mutt under my foot. "what is are purpose for coming here?". Megi asked, waiting for an answer, patiently.

Through the agony, and fear it replied. "We do-don't kno-w!".

'hmm well they are unknown even in the anime.'. Stroking my chin for a bit, I sighed and shook his head.

Before I heard megi speak.

"You don't know huh. Well that sucks. Next question then, is are purpose to take over human population?'.

"Ye-yes. Argh!!". Putting a bit more weight on my leg, I was trying my hardest not to squash the fucking thing.

Before megi could reply, I did instead.

"Taking over human population huh. Mann....that sounds pretty funn~~".

I thought, 'should I became a edge lord? A flexor like cid? Nah that to corny'. However to me that edge lord bit gave a little temptation.

Megi looked at me weirdly, probably thinking "what's wrong with this human"or something.

Nether the less, he looked back at the mutt and replied to it's answer, paying me no mind. "I see. That's all I needed.".

"Hu–human I di–did what yo–you aske–!!!"

With a swift movement I cut it's head off, ending it's sad misery.

"Splaat!"

"Yeaa, and I appreciate it".

[20 exp gained from killing a intelligence parasyte!].

"Hmm". Seeing the low exp, I sighed in disappointment, before I began walking home.

Megi went back to normal uncaring about what I did.

Walking on home, I had to ask a question to sweet ava. 'my lovely ava I have a question'.

A voice entered my mind.

"Maasstter~!! Your trusty ava is here to answer all questions master has!".

The energetic voice of ava declared proudly.

'of course you can.'. with a little laugh, I continued. "Anyway my question is, when can I unlock the world hopping function?'

"That's easy and simple master, there are three ways to you can do it. 1: you kill the antagonist. 2: you can kill all parasytes on earth or 3: destroy the world!!".

"Wait, wha??". Tilting my head in confusion, at that absurd last option like what?, also I swear I heard a pin drop how does that happen?.

Shaking my head vigorously, I responded. 'The first one please sweet ava. I can't be fucked killing all of em to be honest, and the third one is just...no'. Terrorizing it maybe but straight up destroying it. I leave that flashy way to goku and them thanks.

[Ding~ New mission!!: kill the main antagonist: completion reward's–: world hopping function–: new function: Time limit– 3 months].

I nodded in deligh, at the new mission. 'Looks good, can't wait to see the new function. Thanks ava'.

Pride and bliss filled her voice."Anytime master call and I'm there hehe!'. Mannnn her voice is so soothing.

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{At home– 3rd POV}

Upon entering inside and taking his kicks off, ty yelled," mom, dad i'm home!". Then he heard a welcome home from the two.

Walking in the kitchen, he saw his mom cooking dinner and his dad having a cup of tea reading a newspaper, but shin wasn't there.'i guess he's in his room'.

"Hi mom. You okay?"

With a bright smile, she replied. "Awwh i'm fine son, thanks for asking. Dinner should be ready soon, so get changed and get your brother please~"

With a nod, ty made his way to his room, not before greeting his old man."sup dad". Hearing his dad respond, though he was already out the door he still heard him.

Stepping in his room, he sat on the bed and started to think deeply about something.

What was he thinking?, well it was about doing something crazy, it was good and it was bad.

Good for the world and him, bad for the world but not him.... It was....."exposing the ant's to the hole japan early heh heh". A ominous cold glint flickering through his pupil's

'it's time to feel like a king~'. He thought boldly.

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My writing style might of changed, cause that other way just looked mad cringe bro hahaha.