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Chapter 2 - chapter 2(REWRITE)

"Parasyte – the – maxim"I said I ain't seen many or any fanfics about that anime

'probably cause its all gross and shit, can't blame em'i thought.

{I gotchu homie.}said r.o.b

'wtf why he turn gangsta ?????'i thought with a weird expression on my non existent face.

"Umm rigghtt okay. Sooo It shouldn't be much for a being like you to make me shinichis brother two months before canon"I said with excitement.

{Nah no probably for a almighty being like me a thanos snap is all it takes}said r.o.b with a grin.

"Godlyness rubbed in my face again I see sigh"I said with a long sigh.

{ soooo off you go don't wanna bore the readers now do we}said r.o.b

Then a gauntlet came outta know we're

And he snapped.

' huh wait... NIGGA THAT A GAUNTLET'i thought with a big WTF on non existent face.

"AHHHHHHHHHH FU–"I yelled.

And that's how me tymana. got thanos snapped to my journey.

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(Fukuyama hiroshima japan)

(3rd POV)

In a neighboring part of japan, in a to story house beaming under sun. You can see a boy who looks around 18 with a handsome face, white hair, sharp brow's slack jaw line, good build. No bulk just lean and perfect.

He seems to be sleeping with balling sweat around his entire being looking like he's suffering. Good cause it looks like it's about to end

As he snaps he's eyes open with breathing going 120ks a minute.

(Tymanas)POV

'WTF that shit almost made me shit myself ahahaha'i thought as I laughed in my mind well calming my breathing down

As I calmed myself I proceed to observe around me.

"This seems to be my room obviously."I said with awe. As I got up I wanted to see what I look like just in case my face ain't a dude so I went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and....

"DAMN im fuckn handsome "I said with a prideful grin as I touched my face and hair.

"White hair, red eyes really??? Vampire vibes I guess I don't mind though. Just cliche asf buuut now I know all the beauty's dropping em dresses hehehe"I said with a purple glint passing through my eyes and a lust filled grin pretty creepy ngl.

"Anyway when's the memory thingy gonna happen I ain't a fan with the headache and pain imma get"I said

And as if on Q it fucken happened..... like wt–.

'FUCKKKK DONT SCREAMMM DONNNT SCREAAAM DOOONT SCREEEAM LIKE BITCH DON'T YOU DEAR SCREAM FUCKERRRR 'i thought with a fuck tone of pain in my head as all types of memories came.

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After what felt like forever it stopped and I got my name witch is

Tymana izumi im 18 I have a mother and a father also a young brother who i already know is shinichi izumi as all these memories came about this body's life. He seems to be cold, a bit mischief at times kinda like the delinquent life style.

As the memories stopped and my head didn't feel pain nomore. just a headache but it'll go soon.

"Seshhh that's some memories I got. But that's all good, it's all about a change soon anyway."I said with a amused voice

'two months before it all starts hehe time a get a little OP yeaaa~'i thought.

"Yooo system you there"I said

[Ding! System activating.....1%]

After about a minute I got another blue screen.

[Ding! System activated]

[Helloo host it's very nice to meet you my name is limitless, system of undeniable power]Said the system with a girls voice beaming with uniqueness

'a girls voice??fuck yeah, didn't wanna have a dude or a robotic one shit will ruin my buzz'i thought with a smile

"Its a pleasure to meet you to, My name's tymana as you already know that and well before we get to the juice I wanna name you, calling you system or limitless would be shit and I don't want that. sooooo how about ava"I said with a smile

[Ava.....ava....ava hehehe I love it host thank yoouuu I shall be called ava from nowon]said ava as she showed a smile on the blue screens.

"Glad you love it ava. And call me Ty from now on k"I said happy she likes it

"Moving on ava show me my status window why don't ya"I said excitement radianting from my voice

[Suree thing master Ty here you go]said ava

'master ty??? aright then'i thought as my status window showed itself.

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{Status window}

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(Name:Tymana izumi)

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(Age: 18)

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(Race: Human)For now

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(Level 1) Again for now

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(0/100 exp)Get to grinding ma boy hehe

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(Str:30) Pretty strong little bit weak still

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(Stm: 25) Lasting about 8 minutes in yk what

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(Agi: 28) Pretty nicee

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(Def:18) Pretty good ig

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(Int:20)A smart ass huh

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(Cha: 21) Handsome indeed you gotta be

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(Luck:100)Protag halo on you now

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(Main Quest:none)

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(Shop: unlocked)

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(Skills: none)

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(Inventory: Bloomer's sword)

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(SP: unlimited)

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(World hopping: locked) Again again for now

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"Hmmm seems good, for now that is but who dissing me and why wtf ava are you dissing me"I said asking ava requesting an answer

[Noo master Ty im sorry, those are there for unknown reasons I don't know and I can't remove them]said ava

"Sigh nvm anyway ava open the shop I wanna see what I can get"I said

[Right away maste tyy]said ava

[Ding! Shop open]

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Instant mastery:1000000

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Combat pack:1000

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Harem tattoo:100000

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Gun crazy:1000

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All seeing eyes:1000000

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A:N there is more I just can't be fucked typing all of em. But when he buys the skills and shit ill explain them and what not.

"A looottt huh, that's nicee and all but I don't wanna be to OP but still OP ish aright ava get. Instant mastery. Harem tattoo. All seeing eye. Combat pack. Gun crazy. Gamers mind. And a skill to keep parasytes from taking over my body please avaa~"I said with an a smile feet itching to try all of em

[Alrightyyy master Ty give me a minute please]ava said

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[Ding! Skills acquired]

[Ding! Instant mastery acquired]

[Ding! Gun crazy acquired]

[Ding! Combat pack acquired]

[Ding! Gamers mind acquired]

[Ding! All seeing eyes acquired]

[Ding! Hardened body acquired]

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"Good, I'll get more later for now I wanna eat and meet my new family in this world"as I said that I went back to my room put a t shirt on and left my room to the kitchen to get some grub.

As I made my way down stairs I heard people in the kitchen, as I was entering I see 3 people who are my family

'my mother Nobuko hmm she looks the same in anime and.....my father Kazuyuki he also looks the same like in the anime then there's shinichi also the same as the anime'i thought as there attention was brought to me. As they was looking sweet smiles arose on there faces.

"Son came eat im almost done take a seat"said my mother with a beautiful smile.

"Thank you mother, what we having eggs and bacon I hope"I said with a smile witch almost made my mothers eye go wide so do my dad's and shin's

surprised them a lot. Can't blame em, old body was delinquent style all day cold and shit so I guess they never seen me smile other then when I was younger.

"Hmm what's with the surprised faces. is it cause I smiled hehehaha well thats gonna change now so don't worry and also don't worry I ain't got a disease or something im fine"I said with another smile

Surprised faces again I see hehe that's funny buta little bit after they came out of there surprise and smiled.

"Eggs and bacon your favorite son, and now I have just finished."said my mother

As my mother said that she started putting everything together, and as she was I sore a bug then I had a funny idea my brother is scared of them, and I always wanted to do this when I seen it in the anime hehe. So I grabbed it

"Yo little broo look what I got"I said with mischief in my voice

As he turned he's face from he's book and looked at me I put the bug kinda close to he's face.

"BOOO"I said scaring the soul out of him

"Ahhhhrgghhg son of a bitch the hell you doing big broo you know I don't like thos"said my little brother he had a face that said' kill all bugs'poor falla

"Watch your words shin and ty don't do that to your brother please" said my mother

" I was messing with him don't worry, Hmm let's eat now" I said

(End)

Time skip next chap peace