Every great second season finale starts somewhere. This one starts in Rin's house, in the middle of the night.
-"What the fuck are you guys doing here?!" Rin asked, as she was not very into the whole getting broken into thing.
Roufail, Tempest and Leo whistled inconspicuously while Koulis threw away the crowbar they totally didn't use to open her window.
-"I don't know what you're talking about." Leo said.
-"SHUT UP THIS IS LITERALLY MY HOUSE!" Rin yelled at them "Now explain before I kick you all out."
-"Alright fine I'll explain." Leo told her before he began explaining everything that had happened with Kewmed up until that point as well as their retrieval plan.
-"I guess that sucks, but what do I have to do with this?" Rin (who still didn't know why 4 of her friends broke into her house) asked.
-"Well, you're the only person we know with any kind of social standing. We need you to come up with some kind of plan for us to infiltrate the party, as you're the only one who actually goes to parties and stuff." Tempest answered.
Rin's eyes glittered and she quickly dragged them to her bedroom, opened her closet and revealed an entire hidden room filled with nothing but clothes.
-"Well, since you need to infiltrate a place where you're hated, you'll need to disguise yourselves! So, feel free to choose between anything here. Don't worry, I have just as many male clothes as I have female clothes, because I stole them from my ex whose father owned the popular clothing brand Pucci. Don't ask."
-"Wasn't planning to." Leo remarked before the three of them charged in the room to find disguises.
The boys disappeared in the endless mountain of clothes, and after 10 hours of no life signs, three figures appeared from the shadows.
One was wearing a comically oversized coat, a fedora, a pair of sunglasses, a facemask and was holding a newspaper with two holes poked out. That was Leo.
The second one was wearing an eyepatch on his right eye, a blue wig with long twintails, a scarlet red tie front with frills at the end of the sleeves, a black pair of ripped skinny jeans, a sword from popular anime "Chlorine", and a normal pair of shoes. That was Roufail.
The third one was an individual with a completely unrecognizable appearance, completely unlike any other human being in human history. I have no idea who this person is.
-"WOAH WOAH WHO IS THIS DUDE?!" Roufail and Leo both yelled at the same time while pointing at the illusive third individual.
-"Are you kidding me? This is clearly Tempest. I don't think he even tried to change his appearance; he looks the exact same!" The confuzzled Rin said.
-"Nuh uh. I moved two of my hair strands to the right, and changed my underwear. Other than that I'm the exact same. Clothes are boring so I just fell asleep after 2 minutes." The mysterious third person was revealed to be Tempest in a truly shocking twist.
-"What was the logic behind… This?" Rin said while referring to the outfit choices of the boys.
-"I need to be mysterious, so I dressed like a private detective." Leo answered.
-"I just wanted to put on this stuff because I can't afford it normally. Thanks Rin!" Roufail answered.
-"I already established I really didn't think about it for a single second." Tempest answered.
Rin facepalmed and sent them on their merry way home, as the Garlic Party wouldn't be happening for another week and she really didn't like the fact they broke in.
ONE WEEK LATER
The boys and Rin had met up in Paper St. and were waiting for their ride to take them to the Garlic Party.
-"Wait, won't you also need a disguise?" Leo asked Rin.
-"Please. The Jock Mafia members are all morons, they wouldn't recognize me if I waved a sign declaring what my full legal name is." Rin replied.
-"Uh, okay." Leo exclaimed.
-"GUYS! I realized there is a problem!" Roufail said "We need codenames!"
-"Oh shit, right. Mine will be Christian Tossio." Tempest announced.
-"Mine will be Ilias Verti." Leo announced.
-"Okay then mine will be Mr.Peculiar." Roufail announced.
Rin wanted to ask the reasoning behind those names, but she didn't want to lose more brain cells than necessary that day so she just held it in. And so, she asked a different question that the reply to which (hopefully) wouldn't raise her chances of having a brain aneurysm
-"How did you guys even get invited to the Garlic Party?"
-"He just throws around the invites all over the place, hoping someone will be interested in picking one up and attending the party. After all, he has no friends." Leo explained.
Thankfully for Rin, that did in fact not kill any of her few remaining brain cells. It was, however, depressing as shit. She now had one last question to ask.
-"Who will drive us there?"
Her answer arrived in the form of the Some-Weird-Mobile™️ crashing through the buildings behind them and stopping right before it ran them over.
-"Woah. Who is this new third dude?!" Riox asked while pointing at Tempest.
Rin then had a brain aneurysm, but after thugging it off she got inside the car.
MEANWHILE AT THE GARLIC PARTY
-"Man! There really ain't no party like a Garlic Party!" The Marmeladides Brothers remarked.
-"For some reason it feels really wrong to say that." Lasios exclaimed.
All conversation ended when the Some-Weird-Mobile™️ crashed through the roof and landed on the living room floor. Obviously, nobody died, after all, it all happened in the living room. That didn't stop Garlic from yelling at Riox once he exited the car along with Rin and the others.
-"Lasios, who are those four?" Nikoloff asked Lasios while pointing at Rin and the cleverly disguised trio.
-"No idea. This Riox dude, however, should prove to be of some use…" Lasios answered.
In the meantime Garlic was accusing Riox of a trillion different crimes for breaking through his roof.
-"How did you know?" Riox asked.
-"Know what?!" Garlic replied.
-"How did you know that I did all that?" Riox finished.
Garlic momentarily gave up on Riox and moved on to the four others.
-"You guys better have an invite!" he told them.
Tempest, Leo and Rin looked around and realized they had forgotten where they'd left it, which was when Roufail pulled the invite out of the right side of the window on his red tie.
Garlic immediately fainted from the shock.
-"What the hell is wrong with him? The fuck?" Rin asked.
-"Hah, it's simple. His brain couldn't handle the fact that he was about to receive an invite that was touching my chest!" Roufail explained.
-"Yeah actually now that you bring it up. How the fuck did you get uh… These?" Leo awkwardly pointed at Roufail's chest.
-"In a life where you are limited by physicalities, possibilities, monetary investments and biology, one can feel like a prisoner in one's own body!" Roufail said.
The other 3 didn't understand a word but they knew better than to ask for further explanations.
Garlic's house was surprisingly large, to the point that it resembled more of a mansion than anything, so the three boys decided to split up and look for clues regarding Kewmed's conversion separately.
-"What will you do?" Tempest turned to face Rin who had caught a conversation with about fifty other people.
-"Oh my god! I remember I met you at the supermarket when I was 4 and we made eye contact!" Was one of the sentences that Tempest heard Rin say, so he just left her alone and carried on with the mission.
Usually Garlic's parties were emptier than his DMs, but thanks to his new affiliations with the jock mafia the party was filled to the brim with jocks, and as expected, they were behaving like complete baboons. Not that the boys cared, if anything thinking about the whooping Garlic was about to receive once his parents returned greatly improved Roufail's mood, who was currently getting cat called by all the jocks.
-"I'M TELLING YOU I LITERALLY HAVE A DICK AND YOU ASSTWATS ARE NOT MY TYPE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Roufail would yell at them while swinging his sword.
Initially the cat calling boosted his ego, but it very quickly became extremely annoying.
The situation continued until he ran into the man, the myth, the legend, Craig.
-"YOOOOOO CRAIG WHAT'S UP?!" Roufail greeted him.
-"Yeah." Craig agreed.
-"Oh shit right, I'm here undercover so we should act like we don't know each other. Great call, Craig!"
-"Yeah." Craig agreed.
-"Anyway, from now on refer to me as Mr.Peculiar. Leo is also here, refer to him as Ilias Verti. You probably won't recognize Tempest, but if you do, refer to him as Christopher Tuna or something."
-"Yeah." Craig agreed.
-"Man, dealing with these jocks sure ain't easy. It's like they literally have never seen a woman before. I almost regret choosing this outfit."
-"Yeah." Craig agreed.
-"You're right, Craig! I shouldn't let them stop me from expressing myself and looking the way I wanna! I will not conform to the expectations of the transphobic and sexist society we live in!"
-"Yeah." Craig agreed.
-"Thanks Craig! Now I know what to do! I'll cut down everyone who bothers me!" Roufail announced before doing just that, resulting in a complete bloodbath.
Meanwhile, Leo was trying to sneak around the house to get closer to the Jock Mafia leaders and potentially overhear some useful information regarding Kewmed, which led him into the basement while he was following Nikoloff, which is when the door closed, got locked, and before he knew it, Leo was getting interrogated.
-"I've never seen you around town before, who are you?!" Nikoloff asked.
-"I'm uh, Ilias Verti." Leo lied.
-"Wait, popular musician Ilias Verti?! No way dude, sing a song for us!" Nikoloff was in fact a dumbass.
-"Wait, what??" Leo had accidentally picked the same name as a popular Greek musician (btw all similarities with real world individuals and media is pure coincidence, we here at Some Weird Productions™️ assure you (editor tempert here, i agree)), but Leo quickly came up with a plan to get out of the situation.
-"You guys got duct tape?" he asked them.
Soon after, he came out with a microphone and his phone taped to his face.
-"What the hell is he doing?" a random jock asked.
-"Shut up, he's gonna sing!" Nikoloff threw the jock out the door, breaking it in the process.
"Perfect, now I just need to 'sing' for long enough to make them lose interest in interrogating me and I can run out the door!" Leo thought to himself, having come up with the perfect plan as the reason he had taped his phone to his face was because he had called Rousilleas, briefed him on the situation and convinced him to sing over the phone so the jocks would think he's the one singing.
The plan worked perfectly, Rousilleas used the vocals that made him a global sensation prior to his retirement to mesmerize the jocks.
Unfortunately, Leo got carried away in the moment and started singing as well, completely ruining the atmosphere with his chipmunk ass voice and blowing his cover, enraging the jocks.
-"Fuck." Leo exclaimed before frantically running the hell out of there.
-"GEEEEEET HIIIIIIIMMMM!" Nikoloff tried to order the jocks.
-"Why?" the jocks asked him.
-"What do you mean 'why'? You're jocks! You work for us!"
-"No we're not. Yeah we're jocks, but we're not members of your mafia. We've heard the tales of what happens to Jock Mafia lackeys, we want no part of that. Go get him yourself if you want."
The bickering of the jocks and Nikoloff bought Leo enough time to make it back to the main floor of the house, which is where he ran into Roufail who was still committing mass murder with his sword.
-"HEY HEY HEY LOOK OUT-" Leo tried to warn Roufail who took a swing at him, but thankfully he only hit the phone that was still taped to his face.
-"Oh, hey Leo, I mean, Ilias Verti. Why did you have a phone taped to your face? That's wack! And look out, I think there's somebody here slashing everyone!" Roufail told Leo.
-"YOU'RE THE ONE CUTTING EVERYONE DOWN YOU IDIOT!" Leo yelled at him.
-"Oh yeah, right. Hey, most of them deserve it!" Roufail exclaimed.
-"JUST SHUT UP AND RUN!"
Nikoloff had decided to give up on the jocks and started chasing Leo alone, so he and Roufail started running away from him (even though the latter had no idea what they were running away from).
"I wonder what Tempest is doing right now." Roufail pondered.
Tempest was on the verge of blowing up the whole place after suffering through what felt like hours of shitty trap music, other than that, his disguise was so flawless that he ran into absolutely no problems. Too bad the trap was so bad he couldn't even think of collecting information about Kewmed.
In the meantime, Riox was still inside Garlic's house even though he couldn't care any less about the party. He was there for the sole reason of participating in underage drinking, and he was certainly doing a lot of that, creating the perfect opportunity for Lasios to steal one of the matches from the packet he had in his pocket (the same matches that were used to burn down the former Jock Mafia Headquarters). Rin was still reconnecting and talking about the endless memories she's made with people she made eye contact with 15 years ago, while Craig was being Craig.
Roufail and Leo continued running until they reached the living room, which is where Rin, Riox, Tempest, Garlic's unconscious body and Craig were. That is when Leo remembered the person he was running alongside was literally armed with an illegal weapon.
-"JUST CUT NIKOLOFF DOWN YOU DUMBASS!" Leo yelled at Roufail.
-"Wait, we're running away from Nikoloff? Why didn't you say it all this time!" Roufail said before turning around, attempting to slice Nikoloff, and terribly missed, accidentally striking a random girl's bag instead. The girl's name is Fratzikariola, and she is not relevant for now.
-"DAMN IT, HOW CAN YOU MISS HIM?!" Leo yelled some more.
Nikoloff managed to catch up with the two of them, captured them and made them sit down in the living room as he interrogated them.
-"Alright then, I-" he tried saying before getting interrupted by Roufail
-"I'M NOT SNITCHING TO MY COMRADE CRYSTAL TYRANT NO MATTER HOW BRUTAL YOUR TORTURE IS!"
-"My alias is Christian Tossio, you dumbass… Aw fuck." Tempest corrected him before realizing the mistake he had made. By then it was too late, as Nikoloff captured him as well.
-"Alright then, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. I, however, have the privilege of choosing. So we're doing it the easy way… For me. It's gonna be so, so, so hard for you!" Nikoloff told them.
-"YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY INFORMATION FROM ME, ROUFAIL R ROUFAILIUS THE THIRD! NOR FROM MY COMRADES, LEO AND TE-" Roufail started yelling prior to getting interrupted by Leo's headbutt.
-"Hah, too late! I'm not gonna lie, I actually fell for your disguises, but now I know you're just the same nerds as always. Wait, who is this third guy?" Nikoloff asked as he pointed at Tempest, having been completely fooled by his phenomenal disguise.
-"Alright, I give up, I'm Tempest. We're here because we want to learn what you did to our friend, Kewmed."
Nikoloff was so taken aback by the revelation that he jumped back, so far back that he broke through the walls of the house and went flying through Garlic's garden.
-"God fucking damn it." Tempest exclaimed.
-"Yeah." Craig agreed.
-"Oh shit I didn't see you there Craig!"
-"Yeah." Craig said.
The atmosphere in the room could be characterized by confusion. Well, and fear, since a crossdresser was running around killing people left and right with a sword up until not even 10 minutes ago, but also confusion. The atmosphere was broken by Garlic (as per usual) when he woke up and saw the state his house was in.
-"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU RUINED MY PARTY! I HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID WITH NIKOLOFF BEFORE I GOT UP, IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FUCKASS FRIENDGROUP THAT HAS TO COME ALONG AND DESTROY MY VIBE!"
-"Hey, for the record, most of this destruction is the work of the jocks." Leo pointed out.
Garlic was absolutely boiling from his rage, but Tempest was too sick of the trap music to care about that, so he just asked him straight forward.
-"What have you and the jock mafia done to Kewmed?! And don't you dare lie!"
The climate shifted once again as Garlic looked at them with a hesitant look, lowering his demeanor and calming down before replying
-"We did nothing."
Tempest, Leo and Roufail's hearts skipped a beat upon hearing those words.
Roufail then drew out his sword and pointed it towards Garlic
-"DON'T LIE AGAIN! THERE'S NO WAY KEWMED WOULD BECOME A JOCK JUST LIKE THAT! HE'D NEVER DO THAT!"
Garlic may have been a smartass, but he could see the hesitation in Roufail. Nevertheless, he elaborated.
-"It's as I said. We did nothing. As a matter of fact, we planned on converting him as you guys probably suspected. But by the time we approached him, we realized he was already the worst type of jock; an asshole who still tries to hangout with friends that he clearly does not belong with anymore. I swear on my beautiful face, that is the truth!"
The only lie in that sentence was the part about Garlic's face being beautiful. Other than that, everything he said was true, and deep inside, the boys knew it. Tempest began suspecting it from when Kewmed did the sleepover at his place, Leo began when he realized Kewmed was nowhere to be found at the Garlic Party, while Roufail was the only one who hadn't suspected a thing. Which led to him endlessly denying what Garlic said, threatening to slice him, but Tempest and Leo held him back, telling him
-"He's saying the truth."
Something that Roufail was smart enough to understand, but foolish enough to hope not to be true.
No time to think about that though, as a fire suddenly broke out, engulfing Garlic's entire house/mansion in a matter of minutes and making all the non-dead people to run outside while screaming.
-"NOOOOOO! WHO COULD'VE DONE THAT?!" Garlic cried out.
-"Here! It's this CRIMINAL!" Lasios yelled while pointing at Riox's pocket where the packet of matches was.
In reality, Lasios is the one who put the fire to spite Garlic for embarrassing him in the last Big Bad Convention, and by framing Riox for it he also got revenge for the burning of the former Jock Mafia Headquarters. Garlic, of course, fell for it.
-"HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE IT?! HAVE YOU NO LIMIT TO YOUR WICKEDNESS?!" Garlic yelled at Riox.
-"Hey hey! If I committed I'd remember it… I think. Oh well it ain't a big deal, just be a squatter at some random dude's house like me! I've got some good options for ya!" The drunk Riox mumbled.
Needless to say, he wasn't proving his innocence any time soon. A few moments later, police and fire brigade sirens began being heard. In a matter of seconds Riox sobbered up, evaluated his current situation, contemplated his options and made his final decision.
-"Alright, yup. No getting out of this one. My new name is LGamer, I am illegally migrating to another country to escape from the cops. Bye everyone!" Riox announced before hijacking Garlic's Mom's car and leaving.
-"HOW DARE HE?!" Garlic yelled out. He fell to his knees and started having an emotional breakdown, complete with sobbing, sniffling and ugly crying.
-"Yeah." Craig agreed.
Lasios started laughing as he walked away from the burning house, while Rin approached the three boys to see if they got any answers.
Instead, she was met by the sight of three utterly confused, and frankly, defeated individuals.
-"Urm, I guess we should get going. Right?" Leo suggested.
-"Yeah… I guess. Roufail, are you coming? " Tempest said as he turned to face Roufail, who was in a state no one had ever seen him in before.
Roufail was silently staring at the fire, lost in thought. The ashes of the burning Garlic estate started dirtying the faces of the individuals present, nevertheless that didn't stop them from continuing to sit there. Eventually, Roufail lowered his wig, removed his eyepatch and whispered
-"What… Just… Happened?"
Tempest and Leo looked at each other hesitantly, knowing that neither of them had a clear answer. Either way, the latter still attempted to give one
-"Kewmed is just… A jock. That's the reality, I guess."
Roufail turned to face the two of them, revealing that tears were running down his melancholic ash-ridden face. Still, confusion was the main emotion present in his look as he began speaking
-"What is this? This has never happened to us before. Every time we decide to do something, we end up doing some dangerous stuff, we even get near death at times if we're being honest, but it all ends up working out… It will work out just fine again, right?"
Leo and Tempest flinched, having never seen this side of the usually unserious Roufail before. But also, they once again had no answer and this time neither of them even attempted to give one.
-"IT WILL WORK OUT FINE AGAIN, RIGHT?!" Roufail yelled out in desperation.
Rin couldn't bear the sight, so she quietly walked away.
Tempest had a complete mental block, having no idea how to handle the situation at hand.
Leo, however, stiffened up, put on a smile that he wished wasn't fake and said
-"Of course it will! We just have to take Kewmed back! I say if he changed once, we can get him to change again! For the better this time!"
That was indeed what Roufail needed to hear, as his mood quickly got better and he returned to his regular self while he began walking away, leading the way for the three of them.
-"Are you sure we can do that?" Tempest asked Leo.
-"Well… We have to! If he still decides to be a jock, then I owe him a knuckle sandwich!" Leo answered.
-"Make that two." Tempest jokingly remarked as the three of them walked into the sunset, uncertain of what tomorrow might bring, as this is the first time that everything didn't instantly go back to normal.
Either way, one thing that was for certain is that the days coming would be more difficult than what came before, but through it all they'd have each other. Because that's what friends are for.
SOME WEIRD SITCOM SEASON 2: END