Last time on Some Weird Sitcom:
" 'Fucking bald fucking idiot baldie.'Riox mercilessly insulted Lasios."
" 'Do not fear me, do not dread me. I am Man, and I have evolved beyond the need for a title, for I have assumed a new purpose in life… Or rather, I have had my eyes opened to my true purpose. I shall not restrain myself from dealing with meth, instead, I shall fight for my true purpose, for I am no longer a 'Man'... I am the Man.' Man declared'
" 'Go fish.' Leo said."
" 'It's Olivering time!' Oliver Olivered."
The boys immediately started conspiring ways to convert Kewmed back to the "good guys" (realistically speaking they were far from good even without Riox in the picture). Thus, began the Kewmed Retrieval Arc™️.
Within all that, the entire friend group practically raided Rin's room filled with clothes, thus they all have different outfits than previously.
-"Alright then, how are we gonna go about this?" Leo, wearing his typical 40 year old divorced chemistry teacher ass outfit said-he was the only one who didn't change.
-"Well, I say we meet up with him and try to convert him by talking to him about our issues!" Roufail suggested. He had long blue twintails, an eyepatch on his right eye, a scarlet red tie front with frills at the end of the sleeves, a black pair of ripped skinny jeans, a sword from popular anime "Chlorine", and a normal pair of shoes. Essentially the same outfit as when they infiltrated the Garlic Party, only now nobody catcalled him as they knew he was too stupid to not slice them.
-"That's gonna be hard. If we go out on a walk with him he'll give us very little breathing space to discuss serious shit, he'll probably fuck around for a few hours before squatting at my house again." Tempest said, wearing a blue hoodie, black pair of pants, having the same haircut as usual and holding a red shield he somehow acquired off-screen.
-"Yeah, our best bet is to see him in school. That's the perfect middle space between face to face communication but not fun enough for any distractions." Leo concluded.
And thus, the current plan was to see him in school and talk to him about their issues with his behavior. The logic they followed is that they'd known Kewmed for years and he should listen to what they have to say if they just do it at the right context, from there he should improve himself. They're friends, after all.
The plan was actually quite solid in theory, however, Kewmed just… Didn't come to school.
-"Where the shit is he?!" Roufail asked.
-"No clue, but I guess skipping class is part of the jock lifestyle so we shouldn't be too surprised." Tempest said.
-"Then our best bet is waiting for him to decide he should grace us with his presence. Until then our days will probably be the regular boring stuff we've gotten used to. Touché." Leo explained.
Then, out of nowhere, a gray school bus fell from the sky and landed on the school courtyard.
-"The fuck." Leo exclaimed, totally oblivious to the fact that he should probably not be surprised at all by such a sight at this point.
-"Alright kids, these are some exchange students, they'll be with us for the rest of the day. Treat them with care and respect or something for the remainder of their stay." Matt T. Eacher gave a bad explanation before going back to his office for "business".
The ten students exited the bus one by one, as each of them left a title card mysteriously appeared in front of them.
Up first was Joshie Amphibian Bazinger, a British kid with the ability to view 5000 hours worth of media within a day.
Next up were Brian Jar Pleebus, Shadow G. Saux, Silver M. Efapu, Izr E. Al, Grug, Sander with an S, Sir. Guillermo, and the boys stopped paying attention to them at around that point because Tempest had found a cool stick.
After an extremely entertaining three hours with the stick passed, the boys discussed the subject of the exchange students and how they could potentially use them in order to get to Kewmed sooner.
-"That's a good idea, but one thing seems wrong. If we have exchange students, that means we're part of an exchange program. But none of our students were exchanged for them!" Leo pointed out.
-"Oh right, this isn't an exchange program really. See, nobody would ever want you kids as students, not even for a day, so they just sent the kids they want to learn discipline here." Matt T. Eacher appeared right behind Leo.
-"What kind of discipline?" Roufail asked.
-"I dunno, I don't care. Bye." Matt T. Eacher said before frantically running back to his "business".
The boys then paid a bit more attention to what the exchange students were up to.
Bazinger and Brian were pirating shows on a mass global scale, Shadow was doxxing and sending death threats to everyone around him, Silver was recording a podcast episode with Izr E. Al, Grug was throwing large boulders at passing cars, Sander with an S was talking to his girlfriend about unspeakable things and Sir. Guillermo had summoned a Ghost (and a very annoying ghost at that).
It was clear these kids were all nuisances that got dumped at the boys' school so their teachers wouldn't have to deal with them.
-"Aw great, more idiots. Well, at least they're not bothering us." Leo said.
-"Hi." two of the exchange students approached them.
-"Oh god fucking damn it." Leo cursed his bad luck.
The two students came out of the bus while the boys weren't paying attention. Their names were Dripflix and Thunderkitty, the former was a well built, well groomed, well dressed and well mannered man with a good haircut, while the latter was a goth girl.
-"Yes hi hello what I do can for you?" Roufail said very clearly referring to Thunderkitty.
-"THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK US FOR ANYTHING! HOW CAN YOU FOLD THIS BADLY?!" Tempest exclaimed.
-"To be fair they seem like the most normal pair out of everyone who came here today. Wait, actually, shouldn't there be ten of them? Where is the tenth one?" Leo said as he started looking around for the elusive tenth exchange student, until he eventually found him sitting in a corner with his laptop by himself.
"This dude is definitely doing some real criminal stuff with that laptop." Leo thought before turning his look back to Dripflix and Thunderkitty.
-"Thank you guys for accepting us! It's really hard for somebody like me to find friends, after I did some very bad things to a previous friend :(." Thunderkitty told the boys.
-"No problem. My- I mean our pleasure." Roufail responded near instantaneously.
"HE'S COMPLETELY HOPELESS!" Leo and Tempest thought to themselves at the same time.
-"Yeah guys, thank you! In celebration of our newfound friendship, do you wanna come on my family's trip with me? Thunderkitty will come too!" Dripflix invited them.
Roufail immediately agreed upon hearing that last part, but the other two were a lot more skeptical
-"That sounds good, but we can't just accept going anywhere with some total strangers."
-"I agree, months need to pass before I trust someone enough to travel with them, it's just too big of a commitment."
Leo and Tempest said in that order.
-"It's a cruise and you don't have to pay for anything." Dripflix revealed.
-"We're in." All skepticism was thrown out the window.
The five of them were walking away from the school when Thunderkitty pointed out
-"Hey, why is that guy following us?" she said while pointing at a mysterious person approaching them.
-"Oh god damn it, it's that guy!" Leo cursed.
-"What's up, buddies?! I overheard what you were saying, and I assumed it wouldn't hurt to come along! After all, we're best friends!" It was, in fact, the transfer student that was sitting in the corner with his laptop previously.
He was skinny, relatively tall, all around a pretty average guy except for the fact that he was wearing a bracelet styled after the Romanian flag on his wrist and had a wide grin on his face.
-"You guys know this dude?" Tempest whispered to Dripflix and Thunderkitty.
-"Of course they know me! The name's Morris, and I'm their greatest buddy!" Morris interrupted them as he somehow heard what Temepsy whispered.
"This dude is cracked out of his mind" the three boys figured out.
Most people would abandon Morris, but they didn't exactly have the highest standards for who they befriend, so they just brought him along as they climbed over the school's (non-functional) electric fence.
-"Why do you guys even have an electric fence when it doesn't work?" Dripflix pointed out.
-"It's standard in Greek schools to make purchases and then never do anything to maintain them." Leo explained.
-"And won't the principal be mad at us for walking out of the school just like that?" Thunderkitty asked.
-"Don't worry about it, he's too 'busy' to notice." Tempest answered.
Dripflix and Thunderkitty assumed a confused expression but instead of asking for any details they started discussing their hyperfixations.
-"So there is this show called Go Pilots, and this character named Fox is my cartoon crush." Thunderkitty said.
-"Nah, Fozie from Five Nights At Fazboob's is the best crush you could have!" Dripflix objected (despite there not even being an argument).
-"Wait, isn't it called Five Nights At Fr-" Tempest tried to correct him.
-"I know what I said." Dripflix cut him off.
Tempest then approached Leo as they slowed their walking in order to further their distance between the others, until they were far enough and started whispering to each other
-"Hey I don't know about you but I'm not sure I want to hang around these two gooners that much." Tempest said alluding to Dripflix and Thunderkitty who were still discussing their "crushes".
-"Yeah I'm not gonna lie this is not a conversation I wanted to hear today, but at least Roufail isn't simping for the girl anymore." Leo said while pointing at Roufail who was laughing alongside Morris as they were having a conversation regarding which Balkan stereotype was funnier.
-"I'm gonna steal your liver." Morris told Roufail.
-"Too bad, I already sold it to repay my debt." Roufail rebuttled.
-"Yeah I'm glad they're getting along, it seemed like the whole Kewmed situation affected him pretty badly." Tempest said.
A few seconds of silence between the two of them followed, before Tempest let out a
-"Do you think we'll have to cut Kewmed off?"
Leo pondered for a bit before answering
-"Well, we've never had to cut off any of our friends before no matter what had happened. I'm sure this is just a phase."
-"I hope that's the case." Tempest sighed.
The walk to the port where the cruise ship would be was pretty uneventful as nobody really wanted to interact with the carton crush discussion, not even Roufail. We'll, except for Morris who eventually joined in after about an hour of Balkanposting with Roufail.
-"Well, my good, great, amazing friends, I for one believe that the best cartoon crush is R.ash."
-"Rash?" Roufail asked.
-"No, R.ash. The Brave, Courageous, Loyal, Adventurous, Athletic, Speedy, Determined, Confident, Bold, Energetic, Daring, Competitive, Tenacious, Passionate, Dedicated, Strong, Quick, Agile, Skillful, Heroic, Inspiring, Enthusiastic, Fun-loving, Spirited, Ambitious, Motivated, Charismatic, Resilient, Vibrant, Audacious, Fearless, Innovative, Supportive, Protective, Dynamic, Focused, Hardworking, Playful, Optimistic…" Morris continued using positive adjectives for so long that he forgot what he was saying, coincidentally, they had just boarded the cruise ship.
-"Holy shit he finally stopped." Tempest said.
-"Yeah, I thought you were gonna keep talking for all eternity." Leo remarked.
-"Wait, we've already boarded the cruise ship??" Morris asked, confused as he was.
-"Uh, yeah. Did you actually space out that hard?" Leo answered.
-"Ah shit, gotta go, I'll be back in time don't worry." Morris said as frantically ran away.
-"What the hell was the meaning of that?" Leo said.
-"No clue. Either way this is a ship so he doesn't have anywhere to go, so we'll probably bump into him later. Now, where the hell has Roufail gone?" Tempest said.
EPIC TRANSITION TO ROUFAIL
Roufail was on the deck of the ship with Thunderkitty and Dripflix.
-"So wait, where is your family? Isn't this a family vacation?" he asked Dripflix.
-"Yeah dude, my family totally sucks. They're not even here!"
-"Oh, I'm sorry they're not here with you on this vacation. I know how it is to have a bad family." Roufail stood by him.
-"What? No I'm not talking about them not being here, I'm talking about my PLUSHIES not being here! My stupid parents only spend 6 grand a month on my allowance, what am I even supposed to do with so little money?!"
Roufail stood there in silence, knowing that in any given moment he'd rarely have more than 10 euros on his name.
-"Oh man, I totally get you. My parents never accepted me for who I am, although I told them last night about my crush and they totally approved of it. I hate them so much. I love them so much." Thunderkitty said.
-"You just said two completely different things-" Roufail tried to object but got interrupted
-"Man, I really can't take it anymore! My life sucks so much, I think I'm gonna have to end it all!" Dripflix announced.
-"WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!" Roufail yelled out.
-"Wait, Dripflix…. We're here." Thunderkitty said.
All of a sudden, the atmosphere got gloomy and cloudy as mist appeared out of nowhere.
-"What the hell is going on?" Roufail asked.
-"We're here."
-"The land of lost shows."
Dripflix and Thunderkitty revealed in that order.
As the seas began to get wilder and wilder, Leo and Tempest finally found them.
-"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" They both yelled at the same time.
-"THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING!" Roufail yelled back.
Then, transparent trances of characters from axed cartoons started manifesting.
-"This is the land of lost shows. Join us by jumping over the ship into these waters. Join. Us." Thunderkitty and Dripflix said at the same time in eerily perfect coordination.
-"Yeah how about no."
-"Didn't really have any plans of doing that lately to be honest."
Leo and Tempest replied to them in that order.
Roufail, however, was conflicted.
-"Guys, more specifically, Thunderkitty, I like your company but, I dunno. This doesn't seem like something I'd want to do, please stop this."
Tempest and Leo were surprised by his unnaturally mature response, but they had no time to think about that as Thunderkitty and Dripflix immediately started spasming.
-"AH! REJECTION! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
-"NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! IT'S MY FAULT ISN'T IT?! I'M SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON, BUT TRUST ME GUYS I TOTALLY FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT I DID, SO PLEASE BEFRIEND ME AGAIN! I MIGHT EVEN BE WILLING TO APOLOGIZE!"
Dripflix and Thunderkitty began yelling, leaving the boys in complete confusion, especially Roufail, who started falling for their guilt tripping.
That is, until, a mysterious rider flew down from the sky on a winged stallion, which kicked Dripflix and Thunderkitty into the Land Of Lost Shows.
It was… MORRIS!
-"Alright guys, job done." He said as the atmosphere and climate went back to normal.
…
-"WHAT THE FUCK EVEN JUST HAPPENED?!" Roufail, Leo and Tempest all yelled out at the same time.
-"Oh right, sorry for everything guys, basically, remember all the exchange students? Everyone other than Dripflix and Thunderkitty was in on this entire operation dedicated to taking them down. The former is a spoiled brat with a short temper and a victim complex, while the latter is a pick-me-girl who exclusively watches shows meant for literal toddlers. A detail she left out about Fox earlier is that he's a five year old that looks like a bean. They're insane." Morris explained.
-"Yeah, I had a hunch." Leo remarked sarcastically.
-"Why the hell did you have such an elaborate plan? Joining an exchange program just for this seems like complete overkill, surely you'd have opportunities to get rid of them back home." Tempest told Morris.
-"Indeed, but this way it's more fun."
-"I don't get it, what exactly did you even do?" Leo asked.
Before Morris could answer, Thunderkitty and Dripflix climbed up the ship, revealing their new appearances.
Thunderkitty had become an extremely skinny, pale skinned woman with long messy dirty hair, while Dripflix became fat with an ugly mug of a face and a haircut that looked way too phallic.
-"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO US!" Dripflix screamed at them.
-"I AM SO UGLY! AUGH! NOW EVERYONE WILL HATE ME!" Thunderkitty mourned.
-"So that's what happens when you go to the land of lost shows with them. Really dodged a bullet there." a distant voice was heard.
Everyone turned around to the origin of the voice; Joshie Amphibian Bazinger, and next to him were all the other exchange students.
-"Congratulations!"
-"Congratulations!"
-"Congratulations!"
-"Congratulations!"
-"Congratulations!"
-"Congratulations!"
-"Congratulations!"
-"Congratulations!"
The exchange students (including Morris) clapped.
-"Alright then, we'll leave you to it. We've had our fun." Joshie told Morris as the seven of them walked away.
-"I desperately need an explanation." Leo exclaimed.
-"Alright so, basically, we all pretended to be friends with these two idiots in order to betray them and get our revenge for all the time we had to spend being annoyed by them. We've known them for years, they never stopped being as annoying as they were today, also weird as shit." Morris explained.
-"HOW DARE YOU GASLIGHT US!" The duo yelled out.
-"Don't worry guys I was joking. I'm your friend. Now let's go to the nearest cliff." Morris told them.
The two of them instantly believed him, so they got on his stallion, a blue hyper realistic horse with colorful hair, wings and the most deadpan expression ever.
-"Can we come too?" Tempest asked, knowing very well what Morris was probably about to do.
-"Sure. You can get on the amazing, fabulous…" Morris started describing his flying horse again and by the time he was finished they had already arrived at the cliff, which is when his train of thought was broken so he once again didn't even get to its name.
"Alright, so what will we do here? I'm never outside for this much time, I need to get home quickly to watch my totally great shows-"
-"I just want to get home and sleep with my FNAF plushies. Wanna see a picture of my favorites-"
Thunderkitty and Dripflix tried to say at the same time, before they got kicked down the cliff, at the same time.
-"I have literally no idea why they thought anything else would happen. Oh well, this was fun while it lasted, goodbye guys!" Morris said as he got on top R.ash, with the intention to fly back to the other exchange students as the day was nearing its end.
-"WAIT!" Roufail yelled out "Why did you even do all this? If you wanted to, you could've convinced them to go to a cliff with you very easily, so what's the point of going through a process this contrived?!"
Morris looked down at him as R.ash took off and started speaking
-"WHY DO WE LIVE?! IS IT NOT TO DIE?? IS IT TO ACHIEVE THE GOALS WE ARBITRARILY SET OUT EARLY IN OUR AGE?! MAYBE THAT IS THE REASON FOR SOME, BUT FOR ME, LIVING IS ABOUT HAVING FUN. AS MUCH FUN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE, SO NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS, I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GENERATE A MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS!"
Morris flew into the distance, completely forgetting the fact the boys had no way to get back without his convenient flying horse.
-"Oh great, guess we'll have to walk back home now that Riox decided to fuck off to God knows where." Leo exclaimed.
-"Let's get going. Roufail, you coming?" Tempest turned to face Roufail, who was still staring into the distance from where Morris had departed. He had starry eyes and a wide smile on his face.
-"What? Oh right, I'm coming!" Roufail snapped out of it.
THE NEXT DAY
It was a boring school day just like any other, once again, Kewmed hadn't attended.
-"Alright kids, we have a new student, so don't make him suicidal too quickly, okay?" Matt T. Eacher announced.
The boys looked at the door to get a glance at the new student; IT WAS MORRIS!
-"YOOOOOOO!" Roufail exclaimed.
-"Why do we only befriend the most crazy people?" Leo asked himself.
-"So what brings you here?" Tempest asked Morris.
-"I told a trusted friend of mine about you guys yesterday. Apparently, he knew you, and he told me you do fun stuff all the time, so I decided to transfer. Nice to meet y'all!" Morris answered.
-"Wait, who did you ask?" Leo said, hoping Morris' answer would be "Kewmed". He was very surprised when Morris replied with
-"It was Riox. Apparently he fucked up and now he lives somewhere in France in the mountains, but it was easy to find him with my trusted R.ash!"
-"Huh, I wasn't aware you knew Riox. Then again, the dude had practically done the circle of the world with the Some-Weird-Mobile™️ committing vehicular crimes so it's not that insane. That Rash is a real useful horse - also kinda creepy though." Tempest told Morris.
-"No dude, her name isn't 'Rash'. 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Masterly, Accomplished, Experienced, Seasoned, Veteran…"
Morris yapped so much that the episode ended before he could finish.
SOME WEIRD SITCOM EPISODE 27: END
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