So, I was out looking for something to eat, just walking around, when I started thinking, "Ugh, those times I spent in the Dungeon for 40 days and 40 nights, man, those were wild! It was fun, but I got kinda sus when my inventory went on maintenance mode. Like, bro, all my essentials were in there—First Aid, food, other stuff I needed. But hey, I'm still alive, so that's something."
I had a buddy who got stranded with me, but she got here first 'cause she had some OP stats. Maybe she's the main character here? But then why's the story focused on me? Is it 'cause, y'know, my big melons? Lol, just kidding! I'm the one writing this diary anyway. Haha!
Anyway, back to the story. I got mad at my inventory, felt like punching it, like those vending machines that need a good kick to work (yep, I literally did that to my inventory). But my punches just went through, and from other people's POV, I probably looked like I was punching and kicking the air. So embarrassing, man! Everyone was staring! So, I pretended I was doing some cool performance, tried a vertical jump, but my stomach was acting up mid-air, and I ended up kissing the ground. Lol, what a scene!
It was so cringe, almost looked like some XXX stuff with the floor as my partner. Hahaha! Okay, back to the story, let's not go off track! I stood up, and wait, what's this? I saw something—like, why is there a takoyaki shop here in the Isekai? That's sus. Let me check it out; maybe I'll eat here.
(Stay tuned for the next chapter!)