"OMG! Bruh, why'd you punch me? That hurt like hell! What did I even do to you?! Like, seriously, what the heck is going on?
So, this old dude just straight-up decked me in the face because he thought we were talking about him. For real? He's terrible at gossip, but it didn't matter 'cause his punch landed right on my face and knocked me to the ground. I'm like, dude, relax! But no, he wasn't about to chill.
Seriously, what the heck?! It's like one thing after another around here—total drama fest, non-stop. Just when you think things can't get any crazier, boom, someone else jumps in. Marco, the guy who runs the takoyaki shop, tried to step in and calm the old man down, but nope, the old guy wasn't having it. He even accused me of stealing his money. What the hell! Just 'cause I'm dressed like this, I suddenly look like a thief? And everyone around us just bought it! Like, come on, people! And then, BAM! Another punch coming my way. My face was already bruised from the first one, and now this guy's adding more damage. It's like he's got a personal vendetta against my face or something!
And then, out of nowhere, I see this flash of something shiny, and a blade nearly slices my face. Whoa, that was close! I barely dodged it, and now I'm thinking, what next? First punches, now swords? What is this, an action movie?
I turn around to see who just saved me, and wow, it's this super hot guy who shows up, looking like he walked straight out of a fantasy novel. He says he's the prince of Graaswell. Like, for real? A prince, here? He's all serious, saying he was just out for a walk, but his mood got wrecked seeing this chaos. He starts calling out the old man for attacking a woman, saying it's assault. He even suggests the guy might be drunk or on drugs, like a straight-up drug lord. It's wild! But forget that for a second, because now the prince is here, and things are getting even more intense.
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that I've been accused of theft. I mean, this money is actually mine! But how am I supposed to prove that in this mess? It's like the universe decided to throw all the chaos it had at me today. I've got to figure out a way out of this, fast.