Yo, what the heck?! Anybody here? Anybody?! I'm tryna cop some takoyaki! Looks like nobody's around, but the shop's open... Did they just open after renovations or something? It's already afternoon if they just opened. I'm starving.
Wait, who's this? Looks like an Italian dude with a mustache, curly hair—kinda like Super Mario—but he's wearing an apron and hairnet. Seems like he's the one minding the shop, but he's asleep... How's that even possible?!
I tried waking him up, saying, "Hey, bro! Anybody here?! Can I order some takoyaki? You guys open?!" But he's still knocked out, even snoring peacefully with his shop wide open...
Tried again, saying, "Hey, bro! Your shop's open; you might get robbed if you keep sleeping like that."
Still nothing! Is he even alive? I can hear him snoring! I'm getting kinda annoyed here; I feel like I wanna...
Wait! I got it! There's a saying, "It's better to violate the table in front of a dude."...
Hey! Idiot! Pervert! Crazy! I know what you're thinking! That I'm gonna rub my privates on the table... Oh, you fool! No! You're thinking wrong, but honestly, what I'm about to do seems crazy but not perverted like you. I would never do that in front of someone! Watch this!
Proceeded to rub my privates on the table. AH! Feels good! AAH! Just kidding! You perverts! Idiot! Hahaha! I should really wake this fool up!
I suddenly banged on the table.
Bam!
Hahahaha! Finally, he's awake! Though, it's an expected reaction, but I think I went too far hehe! He's about to fall off his chair from shock; I tried to catch him, but he ended up falling and even did a backward somersault hahahaha! But seriously...
I looked down and asked the takoyaki shopkeeper if he's okay; he said he's fine but almost had a heart attack hahaha Oh my lord hahahaha like he just got scared from watching horror hahahaha I'm laughing so hard!
But he's okay now, so he got up, but unexpectedly, as I bent down to check on him, my clothes slipped off my shoulder down to my chest area, almost revealing my nipple, but just the white part, though pale pink nipple—cute, right?! SHIT! Seriously, I need to fix this, and now I look like a slut, damn it hays! Gosh, I hope I can buy some takoyaki, but I laughed because when he saw my nipple, mustache guy said, "Sorry! I have a wife and kids," He's loyal to his family! But seriously, I didn't intend this; it was an accident, so I apologized and asked if I could buy some takoyaki. Will he take my order?