Null made friends with all the guards, because of their conversations. "So this boy, Liam, your friend, do you like him?"
"Yes, he's my friend," Null replied innocently.
"Aah... Sometimes I wonder if you do it intentionally," one of the guards said sighing.
"Do what intentionally?" Null asked in confusion.
"Nothing," the guard said.
"I owe Liam a kiss, but I don't know what it is, can you tell me?"
*Cough* The sounds of the guards choking because of his question puzzled him. "Is something wrong with the question I just asked?"
"No, no," one of the soldiers said settling down. "What was the question again?"
"What is a kiss?"
"Right, right... A kiss? How do I explain this---"
"It's like doing mouth to mouth, but more intimate," a female guard interrupted her partner.
"Don't forget you do it to someone you love, someone special," a different guard said.
