In a vast land with pink-blue clouds, a child flew through the sky, leaving a blue-white streak in his path.
"Shit! Shit! Shit, I have to pick an entry point for my cultivation journey quickly before I become a helpless Ameri-Child. Yes, child, that's what I meant, I totally didn't try to reference USA totally."
Adrian said while soaring through the air like a certain superhero with the last name kent.
"Alright, what starting point do I pick? Do I begin with wealthy parents…? Nah. Hmm, how about—strong parents, but only strong enough for the early stages of the plot…? That could work."
Adrian put his hands on his baby chin as he contemplated the mysteries of life.
"My mother could be from some secret family and father will be some lowly cultivator who caught her heart! But– the family rejects their relationship because of his aptitude."
Adrian then came to a halt as more ideas flowed. "Then they run away together and live in a remote village and give birth to a beautiful, intelligent, and skilled child, me by the way."
Adrian's eyes flashed white in enlightenment before rejecting while saying,
"Old plot, you can see it in those lame Bollywood movies with a predictable plot and thousand flashes of different facial expressions on why Fernando cheated, always acting like that man wasn't hitting the maid from behind!"
Adrian soon felt his time waning as he slowly fell from the sky, his face morphing in pure fear.
"Please, I have not yet picked. This is not a gacha game. Don't make it random. I beg of you.
Adrian's pleas were for naught as his stats were completely reduced to 3D.
"No! We can't keep letting you get away with this!"
Adrian's complexion worsened as he reduced to 3D-high.
"This is racially motivated! You are doing this because I'm black, right? Please listen, my sclera is white,it counts, ok!"
Adrian said to the cruel world as he plummeted down, reducing to 3D-mid as he crossed the clouds at high speeds.
"I demand back my basic constitutional rights…"
Adrian stopped while thinking of something before signing and accepting his fate.
"Yeah, this is a xianxia world, rights don't matter. Alright I give up, carry on with this violation! I don't care anymore. It's like gay sex once you do it once, you actually start to like-"
[Bang!]
A rock smashed Adrian's face, making him clutch his nose.
"Why is there a rock on the ground…? Did I just ask why a rock is on the ground?" said Adrian in realization as he facepalmed with his tiny hands while releasing a sign.
"God, I am already losing brain cells. If this continues, I might become an average Genshin Impact player."
Adrian said as he struggled to stand up, only to fall face-first into the sand.
"Well, new task, walk! Simple and effe-bua baa bum ba," said Adrian before covering his mouth with his eyes widening.
"Buah-"
Adrian then covered his mouth again.
"I can't speak!" Adrian thought in his mind before.
"Buahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
He started crying as his hands flailed through the air.
"Stop embarrassing me, you delinquent of a body."
Adrian thought in his mind, but his body failed to heed his orders as the cries simply intensified.
"Rahhhhhhhhh!" He cried harder.
[Rawwwrr!]
A beastly noise reverberated through the forest as Adrian's body wet his pants.
"You have faced a demon king! Why are you scared of a random beast?!" Adrian complained to his baby form as he watched the monster that walked out of the forest.
The monster looked like an enlarged bear, with shining red eyes and gold lighting streaks that glimmered on its blue fur which flowed where the wind went.
Atop the creature's head existed antlers decorated with purple lines, and a cracked blue gem embedded in between its eyes.
"What a fancy creature! Must be British!" Adrian complained as turned back and tried to crawl away from the spot with all his power.
"Am as fast as fuck bo- is this even fair, like really?" Adrian said as the bear blocked him from his path, its face just mere inches away from him.
"How did this fat bastard get here before me!? Outrageous!!!" Adrian thought internally in shock while the bear-like creature picked him from the ground.
"Drop me you coward, and fight like a man! No more sneak attacks! Don't be a damn French!!" Adrian thought, waving his baby arms in the air as his feet dangled.
The bear then brought Adrian close to his chest and hugged him.
"Your fur is blocking my view from the sun, get your stinking body off me!!!" He thought to no avail as the bear continued with a bearly smile.
"Bau bai Abi put rah juu kaa," said Adrian frantically as he cursed in baby language–he wasn't very good at it.
"Rawr!" The bear roared in happiness at Adrian's terms of 'endearment'
"Ohh, I hate you!" Adrian dropped his hands in defeat.
The bear proceeded to lick the side of Adrian's as he frowned.
"Licking me won't unfat you!" He thought before having an idea.
"Kowalski analysis!"
[Race: True Crescent Bear
Realm Rank: Qi refining-early stage
Martial Rank: Mortal late-stage ]
"This bear is barely enough to keep me safe. I guess I will stick around," thought Adrian, touching the center of his forehead.
"Comrade, can you drop me down, now!!?" Adrian said, getting dizzy from the height but it came out as "Omar uou drp pi fo ni, Kao."
The bear noticed and placed him down. Adrian scrambled about, as his lack of motor skills heavily affected him.
"Awfully nice for a bear, does it want to train me to be a circus clown? I might as well be a Gen z." Thought Adrian while walking into the forest decorated with large trees, and some imbued with multiple elemental mana/qi.
Adrian now picked up a branch and said, "Follow me, minion, today we shall spread freedom!" baby Adrian said with determination in his eyes and a no-nonsense expression as he walked forward bravely.
A few moments later…
"Alright, change of plans, we will not head to the center where the scary humongous mountain-eating abominations are, no," Adrian thought with a tattered expression, and the bear behind him now embellished multiple wounds.
"I hate this nerf!! Is this what India felt like?" Adrian thought, looking at his small hands and feet.
He then walked to a branch and picked it up as he looked at a nearby tree that dwarfed the largest skyscrapers.
Striding to it while barely holding the heavy branch, clenching it with both hands and taking a deep breath as he slowly brought it above him.
"1"
Adrian whacked at the tree, but fell front and scratched his hand on the red bushes, causing his blood to flow, but the wound soon healed after a couple of minutes.
"Hmm, It hurts a bit."
"2"
He almost fell again but managed to gain balance halfway by moving his legs to a halt.
"3"
This time Adrian didn't fall forward but stood firm with determination in his eyes and a hint of crazy as he took a deep breath.
"12!"
He stopped as his hands trembled from the continuous attacks, trying to brace himself before his eyes went firm again.
𝕎𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕜!
𝕎𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕜𝕜!
"300!"
Adrian dropped the branch as his baby skin tore from the attacks.
The damage soon healed. However, he didn't choose to pick the branch, but closed his fist and put it in front of him, and sidestepped to the tree.
Adrian's baby fist struck, making some leaves drop while leaving a bloody fist print.
Adrian paid no heed, using his other hand to deliver a hook punch to the tree.
Adrian kept punching the tree while constantly weaving left and right. Soon, he twisted his body and used that rotation to deal an uppercut.
His hand and arm shattered with his skin scraping across the bark, leaving a baby fist-sized hole in the tree. "Buaaaaaaa!"
Adrian held his broken hand with his other one and said,
"A broken bone won't stop me."
Adrian gritted his empty gums hard and looked back at the wooden structure and said, "Only death can stop me."
"Ran buy ha puff."
He delivered another punch but slipped because of tiredness and his weak physique. However, he grabbed the tree and gained balance.
"I am Bruce Lee, I am Bruce Lee," Adrian thought as motivation.
He grabbed the tree with his hands and constantly pummeled it with his knee.
Adrian felt a crack in his knee area and fell to the ground.
"Ok, I give up, that's enough training for today, my legs, arghhh!"
Adrian said on the ground as he held his knees, and rolled on the floor with tears.
Soon, the pain stopped while Adrian looked at the skies with a smile and contemplated, but he soon noticed something up there, and he thought.
"Is that a bird? Why does it seem like it's heading to me…? Oh shit, It is." Adrian then stood up and ran but fell and landed facefirst.
"Bus bah re vau Mia!!!"
The winged figure slowly revealed itself from the smoke behind.
An enormous black bird with a wingspan of 10 meters and a plump physique, stood behind him with menacing intent in its eyes.
"We are the same race! You can't do this to me, mane!"
Adrian internally cries as he watches the imposing figure.