Chapter 8 - Help I became a father

James stared at a dripped out rock as he slowly browsed his system.

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Who is the father (find out now for 9.99)?

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Looking at who's the father James became extremely curious as he looked at the rock.

< You have clicked on who is the father, is your child a result of some for hidden affair? Did your wife bang another man in your bed?! Well, today let's find out.

[who's the father]
[close option]
[be a little bitch, and sue the show for slander, an wrong information]
[all]

James clicked all

[you are the father, until you get a divorce and lose custody of the child, and drink away your problems and lose your life in an abandoned alleyway]

[No]

[broke ass G, sit your ah down, bro think he is tony stark! Bro, think he, Jeff bezoz bro, thinks he the king of Wakanda.]

<*..*>

"I don't like the new mods I added," complained James in his mind as he stared at the screen.

"So UHM, son, wanna play catch with your old pops," said James to rocky as brought a ball from space

"Am sorry, Father. I can't partake in such a primitive game," the noble rocky politely declined.

"They grow up so fast," said James as he wiped a tear from his eyes

"Wait, am dead, so why do I have tear ducts?" Realized James as he patched the bug in his eyes.

"Well, alright that's not the reason I summoned you. Siri, I mean rocky, play meh by playboy carti," said James to rocky.

"Father, I can't play such a vulgar song. It's beyond my stature." Said rocky as he majestically looked at James.

"Run that back," said James as he looked at rocky with the sides of his eyes.

"Father, you can't peer pressure me into it," clapped back rocky

"Who's talking about pears? All I said was say sike right now," said James as he drew out a metal belt from space.

"No," said rocky bravely.

"Hell nah, I ain't raise no opps! Come, receive this whooping boy," James then walked towards the large rock. Rocky then stood up and ran, only to receive a belt on his back.

"Fight back, n***, fight back," said James, pursuing this rock through the room

Few mins later…

~~Niggas tryna disrespect me (Me)

b**ch, that's gon' come with a fee (What?)

I got a b**ch I f**k on for free (b**ch, yeah)

I got a b**ch I f**k on, she a freak (What?)

I got this Rick Owens, yeah, for free (b**ch, yeah)~~

"Yeah, that's my jam. You know, back in my days, we used to listen to this all the time rock." Said to rock as he vibed.

"Fuck you, pops," rocky flipped the bird

"Oh well fuck you too, you're adopted," James clapped back,

>….<

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Castle of Micrel

"Who made that beast? Why did they attack us? How did our scout not notify us of this? Who in this goddamn place will answer me?" Asked the king.

"Sir, it mysteriously appeared in front of our walls! It came too quick and too fast to organize an efficient defence." said the royal advisor as he defended himself and fellow officials.

"Alright, try to scavenge some parts of the creature and see if we can reverse engineer it." Said the king, still shocked at the power of the bull

"And where is Amin? How is the situation with the arch mage and the man they captured?" The king asked, remembering that he discussed with Amin on how to control the being, and use them as a war machine.

"We've not heard from him, but sir, I feel you shouldn't trust Amin as you do right now." Said the advisor in a warning manner.

"Why do you-" said the king, but interrupted by.

~~All my opps dead (What? What? What?)

But I'ma continue to be humble (Slatt, slatt, slatt)

Oh, yeah (Slatt)~~

"Oh, don't be so shocked, you're too weak to control me, but am not here for that." said James to the king.

"Charles right? Well, I need you to do something for me, no drake pun intended," said James with a pause

"Can you be a generic king and summon heroes from another world?" Said James with a devious smile