"Yahhhhhh," a child cried as a group of people argued amongst themselves.
"Am not taking care of them. You expect me! An old man such as me to take care of 5 children?" Said Leonidas to the others. Some nodded in agreement, but not all of them.
"So? you more likely to go into the grave soon, might as well contribute to society before you get buried 6 feet under," said James in scorn to the mage. "Why you brat, I hope you stub your toes on a table and choke on Ronaldo's rod," said Leonidas in defense.
"Nah, you did not… second to archmage my ass. You a whole street thug, bro think he Pablo! Bro think he 50 cent! Miss me with that and take this L," said James, mocking the old man and his words. "Why you insufferable brat," Cursed Leonidas until the king interrupted.
"Sir, this operation was your idea! You gave us the skills and equipment?" Said the king in defense of his men.
"You're blaming me? I read your books! Summoning can be influenced by thoughts! So which of you, pedophiles were thinking of little kids? Don't lie to me. I can read minds, you sick fucks," said James, pointing at each of them in disgust as he leaned back.
"Know what? I'll take care of them. I can't leave them in the hands of you pedophiles. You might be NPCs, but you are authentic enough to make me worry for them," said James, opening his systems to browse through the store.
how to let them know there are only 2 genders how to teach them to respect other opinions how to train your kids to be ninjas 101 ways to describe (if she breathes she's a thot) 404 ways to describe (if she breathes she's a queen) How I met your mother vol 1> (•__•) James clicked :( With a sad expression, he selected "Am going to go water the cement. Don't let the kids go anywhere, and for God's sake don't do weird" things"!" Said James seriously as he left the palace. In the kids' eyes. "Where am I? Why am I small? Who are these people? Did I reincarnate into a fantasy world? Was that website legit? Wait, it said I would get a golden finger, so which one did I get?" said a Chinese man. His name was Lin fang, a smart teen with rich parents, but they did not satisfy him. Then one day a message popped on his screen asking him if he wants to enter a fantasy world with magic, swords, and…. Princesses. Thinking it was a scam, he tested it out and called his dad's company to trace the message. After he answered, it electrocuted him to death. He was then to a void for a long time and one day he appeared in this…. Place. Observing the huge place hall, he heard them saying words like pedophile, take care, and ….50cent? Then realization shocked him as he understood what they said despite never learning the language. Then a huge amount of information appeared in his head about a legendary mage. The mage could command oceans and topple mountains with a mere flick of his staff, hailed as the greatest genius the realm has ever seen. They say he was a reincarnated god that came down to the mortal world to experience life once more. And he had the memories of such a person! He was excited to grow up to experience the life the mage once had before he died on a mysterious island that landed from the sky. Some say it was his rival from the god realm. Lin fang swore to avenge the man, but he could not find any trace of the god realm in his memories, so that could only mean the man was not a reincarnated god! Then where would he start? On his left was an American male/child and in his mind… "Truck-Kun? yessss! am in a fantasy world? We got the king's check! We got mages! We got a priest! We got officials triple check! And where is the princess?" Said the man. Avarice was a young white teenager who finally got accepted by his crush. When he went to where they were to have dinner…. a bolt of lightning struck him. After that, he met a hot goddess that told him she mistakenly killed him, so they will reincarnate him in a fantasy world with a system and other compatriots. Excited, he didn't ask how a goddess could "mistakenly" kill someone and accepted the deal. Before he left, he didn't hear the goddess mutter. "I sent him to the realm with that insane being! How can an undead be so strong?" The goddess said as she watched more earth-like planets to reincarnate more people. "System!" Said Avarice excitedly. Name: Avarice Lv: 1 Hp: 10/10 Mp: 30/30 Race: Human Exp: 0/10 Strength: 10 Speed: 6 Vitality: 10 Endurance:8 Stat points: 5 Skills: none Armor: none Inventory: none World level: CaN't Be CaLcUlAtEd Skill-points: 5 Shop—> fireball (5sp), water bullets (6sp), lighting shield (7sp)... click to view 100 more. Settings [music: ON/off, system-color: Blue, map: on/OFF, Hui: on/OFF, notifications: ON/off, Relationship-level-bar: on/OFF] "Sheesh!" thought Avarice, watching his very detailed status, "Does that mean they all have systems?" Avarice looked at the kids next to him and thought, The girl in front of him was crawling around and in her mind, "Omg! They shot me! Where am I? where is Derrick?" the woman's name was Alicia and with blue eyes and bronze skin. She was having her wedding. Suddenly a black van passed by and a group of men took out Uzis and shot both of them. Derrick was part of the mafia, and a hostile mafia shot him down. They took the chance to kill Derrick at his wedding to send a message about their supremacy. But she looked at a kid next to her and thought, "Wait, isn't that how Derrick looked like when he was a child!" Derrick was fuming in his mind, "Fernando!!! That snake! I know he always loved Alicia! He collided with the rainstorm mafia and bribed my guards. I treated him like a brother. How could he do this to me? He was family," thought Derrick as tears started flowing down his eyes. But slowly he felt something wrong and stared right. What he saw made his eyes go red with rage. "Fernando! I will kill you!" Baby Derrick said as he jumped to Fernando" "Where am I? Why is this baby choking me!? How is this baby choking me? Where are those 2 traitors? Why does this baby look familiar, Derrick?" thought Fernando. "I'll kill! I'll kill you!" screamed Derrick, but it only came out as baby cries. The group in the castle saw this and ran to separate them, carrying them away only for….. "You damn EDP clones!!! I leave for a few seconds and you started your twisted fetishes? I'll kill you dog things," said James in a threatening tone. It scared the people in the chamber until they saw a short girl tugging at James' pants. James, seeing the weird eyes they gave him, realized and blurted, "Oh, this I can explain, so this is my daughter" . . . . "WHAT!!!" they all screamed.