"You go get him, girl" screamed James in a fur suit.
The rest of the group looked at him weird
"Sir, why are you wearing a fur suit?" said Leonidas slowly backing away
"Oh, this is what the rich people back home wear" replied James
"Seriously, you mean those berserkers are rich?" asked one of the mages.
"Uhm, probably, I remember how everyone called them fatherless, I think they're just jealous cause they're poor….2700$ per suit they rich and some other weird accessories like the "tails", Don't ask where they put the tails, for the your mental -- don't!" James said with his hands crossed.
"Sir, what are these words you speak?" said the same mage that talked last time.
"You're a side character why are you being so mouthy all of a sudden….is it because of the fur suit? Are you attracted to animals, sir?" said James as he slowly backed the fuck away from this man.
"What no am just asking-" "Stop, your confidence it's good, you deserve your name to be known, so what's your name?" James interrupted.
"Joe-" "Biden??" James interrupted
"No, Joe Epstein Binladen," said Joe, annoyed at the double interruptions.
James looked at the man and noticed that he wore a "seal suit" his eyes widened as he flew back even further.
"God, your two old men trapped in a child's body, cause the both of them like little…. Wait I can't say that, I'll be sued for defamation," said James as the law hammer almost just hit him. "And Bin laden!Good god! Please don't bomb this place! I have a child man! Wait, I probably shouldn't tell you that•___•"
Scene 3 (Alicia)
"Crap, what do I do? I don't love Fernando! Well I mean he his a noble now! Unlike the last time, he was a broke man!" Thought Alicia as she walked through the room. "No, I can't betray Derrick, and Fernando is…. Crazy!"
"Honey, open the door, are you mad I didn't buy you, the seras vittons?" said a man as he knocked on the door.
Then memories flashed through Alicia's mind, she then smiled deviously.
"Come in… father," said Alicia in a sobbing tone.
"What's wrong sweat heart?" said Alicia's father a pot belied man wearing a red cape.
"It is Fernando!" said Alicia, her tears getting louder.
"What did he do?" asked the father worriedly
"Father, Fernando raped me! He touched me without consent !" cried Alicia.
"He what! Those damn bastards! I will cut off their heads! I will-" said the emperor before he calmed down and found out he really couldn't do anything to Fernando. He was the son of the pope, and no one would believe a child, of such noble origins, would do such a thing.
"I may not be able to attack the church, but can cancel the marriage," said the emperor.
"Oh thank you father! Thank you very much!" said Alicia as she hugged the man, her smile getting wider as she doesn't have to marry that lunatic.
Infront of the screen,
"Is this even part of the plot!? Where's the triangle? Where's the romance and adventure? Where's the stable boy meets the princess and they both die!?" complained James as he flips through the script in his hands. "Everything is going all wrong, what's going on with our other actors?"
Scene 4
On the screen was Derrick…. Leaving the empire and running away. , with tears and sweat flowing down his body
In front of the screen…
"Bro leaving his wife to his enemy, bro on his Grindset! He said fuck the kids fr! He just like me!" said James with tears in his eyes.
"Sir, your plot is failing!" said Joe pedo, not sure why the man would be proud.
"Shut up and watch the Chad on the screen, you wish you could have 1% of his sigma mentality!" said James, hitting the man on the head.
"Dad, I thought they loved each other," asked panda with curious eyes.
"Yes, they do…wait, how are you talking? you were just born yesterday!" said James in shock.
"•U•"
"My daughters a prodigy!! She's the real main character!! My daughter is real!!" said James in excitement.
"Can we get so much higher," completed panda.
James them smiled and wiped a tear off his face.
Scene 5 ( FERNANDO)
"Haha, I will kill those 2 cheaters in this life," said Fernando with a typical Bollywood villain smile.
"Royal inquisitors!" screamed Fernando.
Soon, a bunch of men in armor and robes walked in.
"I need you to kill a man," said FERNANDO as he picked up a pencil and started drawing the most realistic image of Derrick in forever.
Infront of the screen…
They all looked with a deadpan face
"Nah that man is gay asl! How he know the exact number of pimples, he has??" screamed James at the screen in rage"
"Sir, they are just brothers," said Joe before
"Shut up you pedophile, they not even real brothers, bro just wants to hit the man from the back, go back to burning children at your secret meetings with rich people like Ronald regan, Beyoncé and Donald trump," said James in disgust at the Epstein.
Joe shut up and started wondering if he should shut up, and leave, but why did the man mention children, so many times after he said his name?
Screen 5
Fernando finished the drawing and gave it to the inquisitors, they gave him a weird look but abide to the instructions and left.
"Hahahhahahah!" laughed Fernando in glee.
Screen 1 (Avarice)
We see Avarice getting carried by…A hot elf lady
In front of the screen …
"Hahaha, that's my boy… I summoned him, I chose him myself hahaha," said James as he jumped around at this Win. While still in a furry suit.