A group of adults and children gathered round a table.
"So, like civilized adults, we can all explain ourselves, right?" James said to the rest as they all nodded their heads.
"Alright, let me go first," said James, taking a deep breath and, "So it started like this!"
Flashback to after James left the palace…
"Well, since I obviously can't get a wife, why don't I make a wife?" thought James, flying across the realm. "I mean, if you think about it, Frankenstein definitely was trying to do that! The reason he was mad cause Frankenstein did not look like Demetricus! But it's all a theory…. A fan theory,"
James landed Infront of the border of the realm once again. "Hello giver of Ls, am here to create a wife in you!"
James then dove out of the universe. Upon arriving a few million kilometers from his universe. He gathered all the chaos mana into himself.
His skin cracked from the chaotic energy as it broke apart his being once more, but it rapidly healed, nullifying the damage continuously.
"Let there be…. Waifus"
James stretched his hands and emitted all the chaos mana into creating a humanoid female form.
But things do not always go as planned for our unlucky protagonist.
"Wait, why is it shrinking? Your primordial force and you telling me you gotta still follow the law of aging normally?" said James as he realized what it was doing. "This is a stupid trope, and I refused to take part in it!"
James then wanted to fly away, but tendrils of chaos mana blocked his flight and slowly covered him from all sides.
"What? No, this is rape, I do not consent! Hey stop touching there! Get your hands off my penis, this is democracy manifest!" Said James, panicking as tendrils of chaos mana slowly wrapped around him. "Stop sucking my mana, damn it, stop it! We need an adult!"
It was all for mute as this went on. Toll a young girl with golden air and brown skin appeared in the chaos.
The mana unwrapped James and returned to serenity. "Huh? Where are you going? I thought the bdsm play was still going on!"
James looked at the child Infront of him and said, "Damn, she got my looks!"
Ignoring the fact that they looked nothing alike as he was paler than a twilight vampire.
"So, what do I name you? Well, panda seems good. Let's call you that!" Said James as he grabbed her hands and flew back to the castle.
"Wait, does this mean her mother is my wife? It didn't go this way in the book! (•___•)! Well, fuck it!" said James before he landed on the castle.
Upon entering, what he saw made his eyes go red
"You sick fucks."
"You damn EDP clones!!! I leave for a few seconds and you started your twisted fetishes? I'll kill you dog things,"
Now….
"So that's my story," said James as he finished explaining
"That's bullshit!" Said Leonidas as he smashed the table.
"Old man, you keep screaming all fucking day, shut the fuck up, you are not an action movie-star— in a movie staring Johnny cage!" Said James, pointing to the man in anger.
Leonidas seethed with rage, but stopped talking.
"Alright, now kindly explain why you were touching the kids?" Said James, slowly and menacingly as a red chaos ball appeared in his hands.
Leonidas hit the table and said, "I will explain brat, so these two psychopaths that definitely are not children, started fighting!"
"Kids fight all the time! You old ass virgin," said James as he laugh on the floor while rolling.
"Brat, do they look like normal kids think about it?" said Leonidas in defence.
James paused and actually thought. "Since they came here, they haven't even cried. Wait, could it?"
James waved his hands, accelerating the time around the kids, causing them to age rapidly in seconds.
Soon they turned to the age they were before coming to this realm.
"Now, why are you trying to kill each other?" Said James, feeling deceived as he was about to take care of these bastards.
"This bastard collided with my family's enemy, to kill me at my wedding!" Said Derrick as he tried to rush to Fernando, but James stopped him with his mana.
"This is interesting, don't fight yet, I wanna hear both sides," said James as a popcorn appeared in his hands.
"Derrick, you should have died a long time ago! You broke our trust and took away my Alicia!" Said Fernando as tears flowed down his eyes.
"She's not a pro-" "Am not your property, Fernando!" Interrupted Alicia as she threw a shoe at him.
"Typical Mexicans and their drama," said Lin fang with a snort.
"What have you done?" Said James to the brave lad.
"What did you say, you yellow monkey?" said Fernando as he walked towards Lin fang.
"No, you're not supposed to do that too!" Said James to Fernando as he already felt the tension.
"I said you Mexicans and your drama! I.. mmi…. grant," said Lin fang, slowly and mockingly.
Fernando punched Lin fang, and Lin fang responded with a kick. The people in the room separated them as they cursed each other.
"Foreigner!"
"Japanese dog!"
"Taco eater!"
"Taiwan dick rider"
"Mafia scum"
"Dragon ball eater"
As the chaos was unfolding, Avarice bought
He wanted to scan the man who claimed to "have bdsm play all day with chaos"
Avarice looked at James and activated the skill. Only for…
SysTeM DeStroYed
Restarting…..resetting all stats.
Permanently deleting appraisal skill.
Sweat dripped down Avarice's face as he stared at the being that he tried to probe.
James slowly turned around to look at him. "A generic system user, huh? You must be the most interesting out of the 5? I need you to answer some questions for me? No, I need you to do something!"
Avarice shook in fear at what it would be.
"I need you to back your planet and find someone for me! This person is my….. Mother"