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Chapter 7 - Fuck it we balling

In the chambers, 2 men and one woman wore a maid dress as they cleaned the walls while our protagonist was playing games on his system.

"Yes, get fucked, you damn bureaucrats," roared James as his giant mech character blasted at the fortifications of the enemy NPCs.

Meanwhile, in another kingdom

"Hold your positions"

"Kill the monster"

"Fire the mortars"

"Fuck, who stepped on me?"

The soldiers screamed as they fought with a giant mechanical bull with machine guns mounted on its shoulders. Bullet mowing down the guards of the fortifications.

In the prison

"Alright, mortars, that's how it is," said a pissed off James as he clicked a button that shot a missile at the enemies"

Back to the kingdom

The Mechanical bull's back opened, revealing surface-to-air missiles that launched at the defenders.

"what's that?"

"Fall back"

"Run"

"Don't push me"

Screamed the soldiers as the missiles blasted the walls, runes appearing on their surface to spread out the damage.

"Construction mages fix the walls, sealing mages limit its movement, and all ranged troops fire upon the best," commanded the chief guard.

Mana chains soared toward the mechanical bull trapping it. Digging into its metallic skin like a parasite.

From the sky came flames that ignited the atmosphere on its path.It landed, melting the skin of the creature, and revealing its metallic parts as they emitted sparks. lighting ionized the air as it arrived towards the damaged technological abomination.

That was a very disastrous mistake.

The beast absorbed the charge from the lightning as it gleed in light blue waves.

Opening its mouth, the electromagnetic energy condensed, charging up as its size grew to enormous proportions.

A wave surged towards the beast, but it was too late as it released its destructive light of death and destruction that melted everything in its path.

Upon contact with the light, the wave split into twos as the light pass through, piercing the mama barrier like butter. It cut through the city, laying waste on its path.

In the prison chamber

As James was controlling the mechanical bull, he jumped in shock as a blue light passed next to his temporal residence.

"Umm, well, playtime is over. I've gotten my revenge," said James as he waved his hands towards his creation.

Telekinesis

Suddenly, the bull shattered to dust with its particles spreading around the field, and a loud sound echoed across the air.

"<*….*>"

"<*….*>"

"<*O*>"

Silence

"Did we win?" A guard asked.

More silence

"We won!" the guard dryly screamed.

Back to the chamber. |For the fucking 4th time|

James dropped his shaking hands and put it in his pockets, as his face turned paler than usual.

"I still haven't recovered from it yet," said James while he looked at his hardworking maids, whom he illegally forced to work for free.

"This must be how rich people feel like." James then shattered the ceiling and flew out of the prison.

"I can feel my Kryptonian genes activating already." said James while looking at the scar that tainted the land.

"So, I guess I've paid back the capturing, sealing, and worsening of my situation. Like I don't know…making me feel like a character with more bug than a Roblox game made by a 15-year-old emo. Who probably listens to a dead band, that no one really cares about." Said James.

Suddenly, inspiration flashed in James' eyes as he thought of a certain song suitable for this occasion.

"Wait, where's Rocky, Ralph, Ropey, Tansole?" Exclaimed James as he forgot about his 4 favorite children.

"No, I can get them back. I can sense Rocky, his like 100000KM from me, no biggie, I just gotta add some duct-tape," said James as he let out the breath that he held after knowing he can still get them back.

He then concentrated on his skill transferring the stability of his telekinesis to movement transcendence.

Skills

Fragmented (9), telekinesis

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Skills

Fragmented (9), movement transcendence

"Alright," James then punched a crack in space. The spacial fragment embedding into in his hands, cracking his very being.

James then used his other hand to increase the gap. Massive holes materialized in his body in the shape of cracks and cuts,

Meanwhile, on the other side of the broken space was a 1.5 feet rock draped in royal robes and a scarf.

The rock slowly turned around, showcasing its drippy eyeglasses and blank facial expressions.

<*…*>

<*…*>

"I crave sustenance, Father," said Rocky with a stale expression.

"Can I go buy milk in a fantasy world, asking for a friend?"

Scene change: outside story

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"Sir, we need to explain it"

No, we don't

"I'll tell your wife that you went to the lakers"

Here, take my mic

Many of you might be a somewhat lost in my system.

So here we go

Lv: this is how high a character is at that moment. Exp does not increase one's lvl but loosens it. It's one owns effort to evolve that increases lv. exp is just a training wheel.

Name: this is what your caretakers have named you. There are cases where it gets changed after a majority of the population. Associate another name for your existence and you yourself agree with it.

Str: This is actually the concept of power and not just a stat. It's the enhancement of the user's body's capabilities without effecting the rate the body's power flows.

Speed: rate in which power moves in the user's body, which affects in certain cases.

Endurance: This is how much the user can resist the influence of another's and .

Intelligence: this is consciousness. This is how much mental rate and power the user has (the both together is what inhabitants of this world call mana)

Skills: the skilled use of , , and

The stats are not linear

Strength: 1 and strength: 10 do not have a 10* gap.

Strength:1 is equivalent to an ant in terms of strength

Strength:10 is average human levels of strength.

Each increase itself is a jump in

What else is there to say? Oh, the system is also customizable so you can see new stats and fonts, it cannot be deleted nor transferred, only changed from one form to another.

Bye, have a good time>

Give me that!

Also, remember to give a review, put it in your library, tell your friends, and vote with power stones.

God, that was tiring. Get me my inhaler.

"Yes, sir"

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*honey, have you seen my purse? Did he leave his computer on again?

-piew-