Some time later, the two adults recovered and continued with the exam. Naruto still played his sexy jutsu prank, but used a female version of himself, which I found weird in the previous life and still find weird here. Apparently the brat enjoyed crossdressing. Anyway we were released and we were supposed to come back in a week to have our teams assigned. I already knew that I would be with Haku and Kimimaru, but I still didn't know our jounin sensei. If I was going to be honest about anything it was the fact that I wanted someone like Shikaku as my teacher. He was a genius and I don't say that because of his strategies and shogi skills. No. He was a genius in everything, even in ninjutsu, medical jutsu, herbs and many other difficult subjects.
Time flowed quickly and soon we were in the room waiting for the teams to form. Everyone was surprised that Naruto had passed the exam, but it wasn't a very interesting subject to discuss. Haku, Kimimaru and I just sat and waited silently. I had started to learn some fuinjutsu from Karin and realized that fuinjutsu and programming weren't all that different. I was a hacker after all and was pretty good at it.
When Karin explained to me about Fuinjutsu I could only think about programming. As in programming, fuinjutsu depended on a specific language with mathematical signs for stabilization and chakra to feed the desired information. For example, the exposed seal is supposed to be the front end of fuinjutsu and the formula used to arrive at that is the back end. With that in mind, it wasn't very difficult and I started to play with the idea of creating my own network. It would be difficult, but with Fuinjutsu it wasn't impossible. Anyway let's leave that aside for now.
"Well, guys, today ends your time at the gym and starts your life as a leaf shinobi. I hope they make our village proud of their name and spread their names like great shinobi in the future." Iruka made a little speech. "Well, let's get started...
"Team 1... cannon fodder x, y, z, jounin sensei, cannon fodder A."
"Team 2...
"Team 3...
"Team 4...
"Team 5...
"Team 6... Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru. Jounin-sensei: Sarutobi Asuma.
As soon as he finished speaking, the said whose A Sum appeared and took his team with him. Asuma wasn't much different from what she was in the anime. Finished hair slightly spiky, face not too ugly but far from the pretty category, cigarette in mouth and jounin jacket commonly worn by all jounin.
"Oh no, why do I have to be stuck with these two lazybones and not my Ryu-Sama?"
Hi? Ryu-Sama her? It looks like someone is living in a self-released genjutsu.
Kai.
Kai.
Kai.
I hope that's enough.
"Team 7, Haruno Sakura, Naruto Uzumaki, Uchiha Sasuke. Jounin-sensei: Hatake Kakashi."
"Yatta!" the blonde brat squealed in ecstasy just before realizing that he would be on the same team as the dick-in-the-ass Uchiha emo. However, their jounin-sensei has yet to appear. As if he was going to be on time.
"Team 8, Hyuuga Hinata, Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba. Jounin-sensei Yuhi Kurenai."
And she came in like a genjutsu fairy to pick up her students. She was so beautiful it made me want to kidnap her and spank her in the ass for falling in love with the monkey Asuma, I mean, he was too ugly for her. But I don't want to steal other people's wifus. It wasn't like Hinata who still hadn't fallen in love with Naruto. After all if she was still free it wasn't a problem.
"Team 9, Still in circulation.
"Team 10, Satoru Haku, Satoru Kimimaru, Akashi Ryu. Jounin-sensei: Yamato."
Oh, that surprised me. Yamato, or Tenzo was a friend, or rather fanboy of Kakashi who suffered from Orochimaru's experimentation to awaken the wood-releasing kekkei genkai, the famous Mokuton. He was the only one who managed to survive the process of integration with Hashirama's cells. And that just gave him a weakened version of the kekkei genkai. Anyway, it looks like we're going to have to wait along with team 7, the fanboy isn't just going to come before his Anbu senpai decides to come.
"Um... Anything Ryu-Sama?"
"We'll have to wait a while for our sensei and just have him tell us to meet him tomorrow for a new graduation test." I revealed it with displeasure.
"How do you know?" the girl with the giant forehead asked.
"I owe you no explanations." She retorted coldly. That bitch treated Naruto like a doormat and seems to have gotten used to having her wishes and requests fulfilled. Not fucking that I was going to be a beta for such a disgusting girl. "Remember this, Haruno-san, you are an annoying fly that floats around clan members, whether they are friends like Ino or romantic interests like the duck hair emo over there." I pointed to Sasuke who looked at me coldly. I smiled at him, remembering our taijutsu training sessions where I used Kotei No Me to make him kneel in submission.Before we even fight. "That said, you are useless. Your chakra reserves are minimal, your taijutsu goes unmentioned and your shurikenjutsu is even worse... someone like you will die in the first Class C mission you have and no one will miss you. So don't ever act big in front of me again. Iruka-sensei is no longer around to ensure your safety."
"Ryu...that's not..." Naruto tried to stop me from putting the bitch in her place.
"Shut up, Naruto. You let that fly treat you like a slave and I'm already considering what to do to torture you for being a stupid beta male. How can I be friends with a sim is beyond me." I spoke interrupting the blonde. "Now Haruno Sakura, don't address me again in the future or I'll beat you to unconsciousness, I'll take off your clothes just to tie you up and throw your body into a bandits lair to serve as their personal toy."
The threat was cruel and silenced everyone in the room. My shinkki just stared impassively as the two boys from Team 7 looked at me in abject fear. I loved the feeling of fear in their eyes and thought maybe being a god of calamity wasn't so bad. That said, I preferred fortune to calamity. This world has enough tragedies without me adding negative karma from a God to it.