"Look here what we got, our professionally trained magicians are stuck in a swamp," Levi cracked out laughing.
"Take us out of here you good for nothing bastard," Mello shouted at the top of her voice.
'I'm sick of your behaviour. Huh? What the hell do you think of yourself? Do you think I will tolerate your rude behaviour and just watch you make fun of me?" Levi shouted.
"Levi, please take us out, we are drowning," Daisy said in a low voice.
"What happened to your shouting? Come on, shout at me, call me with those rude names."
Hina didn't speak a word.
"Levi, we don't have time," Mello said.
"But I have a lot, don't worry I will conduct your funerals with the goblins."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Mello shouted.
"Now we are talking business. Let's sign a new agreement."
"But I don't have papers now," Mello replied.
"I have," Levi said and took out one from his pocket. "Please sign this."
The three of them didn't hesitate to do it.
"Ok then, let me first take out Hina, she's the one who's been polite to me."
"Well, I don't talk to idiots," she replied.
Levi kept a straight face. These three girls are too much. Even if I'm the leader, my life is gonna be a lot more miserable than before.
With the help of a strong branch, Levi managed to rescue the three of them
"You bastard, I won't forget this day," Mello said, panting.
"I need to take shower," Daisy added.
"Shower your praises for this great man who rescued your lives," Levi said, satisfied with himself.
*
They all returned to the village, and after some time all gathered in one of the restaurants to discuss the future of the group.
"Let's formally introduce ourselves," Levi said.
"Ok, here I am first. My name is Mello, I'm 19 years old. Healing type magic is my speciality and I'm good at attacking too."
"My name is Daisy, I'm 19 years old, my speciality is Fire magic."
"Hina is my name, 18 and water magic-user."
"Levi is my name, currently 17 and I'm gonna earn a lot of money and becoming rich is my ultimate goal."
NARRATOR: This kid is lying, dating girls is his ultimate goal.
"So, what are we doing now?" Mello asked.
"We haven't collected our reward yet, let's go," Levi reminded.
*
BACK AT THE GUILD
After collecting the reward, they sat around a table.
"Ok, the reward is 40 gold coins but since we couldn't kill all the goblins, we received 20 coins," Daisy said.
"It's still better," Levi replied.
"Let's divide it equally," Hina said.
"Equally? This chatterbox didn't kill a single goblin," Mello shouted frustrated.
"Who the hell saved your life, huh? And as being a leader, I should get a bonus or something," Levi replied.
If this continues, then it would take years for me to get rich.
"It's decided, each of us will get five coins," Hina said, distributing the coins.
I have to sleep on the roads again.
"Guys, where are you all staying currently?" Levi asked.
"Huh? Why do you want to know?" Mello asked out of suspicion.
"Nah, I'm just asking."
Daisy and Hina looked at him in utter disgust.
"Not to mention, I have my own house in the city," Levi lied.
"Your own house?" the three of them said in unison.
Mello gave a friendly smile at Levi and said.
'Oh, dear Levi, why don't you let me stay with you, as you see currently, I'm away from home and residing in a stable a little help would be appreciated," Mello started massaging his shoulders.
The other two of them smiled at him. Daisy started massaging his legs while Hina poured another glass of water.
Wait, if they are treating me well it means… They are HOMELESS!
"Well guys I don't have a home, I was… joking," Levi said with a nervous laugh.
The next moment, Daisy pinched his legs, Mello started pulling his hair while Hina threw the water on his face.
These girls are crazy.
*
As they were low on money, they decided to share a stable to save some.
"This place is big," Levi said looking around.
"I can't believe we have to share this place too," Mello said frustrated.
Levi jumped on the piled-up grass. "This is much more comfortable than sleeping on roads, last night I couldn't even sleep as the wind kept on blowing on my face," Levi said.
"You bastard tricked us," Daisy said.
"I want to leave this group already, what do you say… Daisy… Hina?"
"My apologies, according to our new agreement which you guys signed on the verge of your death, this team will continue to exist for a whole year," Levi replied with an evil laugh.
The three of them sighed.
*
THE NEXT MORNING
As usual, Levi rose up early before anyone and decided to take a stroll. He came out of the stable and walked around the city, the sun was not up yet and people were still sleeping inside their homes.
Damn it, when will I earn enough to afford those houses?
After walking for a few minutes Levi spotted a boy of his age getting beaten. He rushed up to them.
"What the hell are you guys doing?" Levi shouted.
They looked at him and pushed him aside.
"What do you want?" one of them asked.
"Leave him alone," Levi replied with a serious tone while clenching his fist.
They laughed at him. "What will you do if I don't?" one of them said and came walking towards him.
He looks strong. Those who commit crimes and walk in the wrong path deserve punishment and I'm here to make sure it's served.
"Ok then, I'm leaving," Levi said with a smile.
NARRATOR: What happened to your high-and-mighty talk?
The next moment one of them grabbed his shirt and shook him violently. The following moment his hands got frozen and Mello kicked the rest of them while Daisy helped the boy to stand up.
Levi's eyes filled with tears of happiness. "After all, you guys are not completely useless."
"Watch your mouth, bastard!" Mello shouted.
NARRATOR: Our unusual team is doing quite well. Till then, bye.