It didn't matter to Kyle, of course, he barely cared about anyone that did not deserve his care.
He was a selfish, bitchy, asshole.
And he knew the people around him loved it.
But hell, if there was anything he could do more than being absolutely awesome, it was annoying the hell out of anyone.
"Let's go over this again" The police officer had stated yesterday "Where did you take him to last night?"
Kyle made a sigh as he crossed his feet "Do I not get a lawyer?"
"You get fucking nothing you gay piece of shit!" Sasha snapped as another officer held her away, a female officer anyway.
Kyle snorted.
Women were so irritable.
"You can get one" The officer calmly replied "But right now, whatever you say won't complicate anything. It's just... He's been missing for the past four hours"
"I thought people only get worried when its past twenty four hors or something?" Kyle asked "Or is it because he's some rich ass bloke? I bet gay males like me don't get that sort of immediate treatment"
The officer sighed, frustrated for the millionth time "No, we believe in equality....."
Kyle scoffed as he began to stare at his males now, wondering if silver coated nails would be marvelous with his porcelain skin "You can't compare some thrift shop shit with my Saint Laurel bag" Then he looked up "Just the bag is worth the whole shop. Tell me officer, what's your taste in bags?"
"That's not what we...."
Kyle shook his head and looked back at his nail "You have no fashion taste. Go on a date with me so I can help your pitiful life"
"I'm not gay...."
"You wouldn't know unless I'm kissing you darling" Kyle said, a glint in his eyes "I am remarkable at changing people's minds or causing a little confusion here and there"
The officer sighed "I noticed"
They realised he wouldn't talk past the fact that he abandoned Axel at the woods with some random female and then assured them it was safe sex because he knew Axel didn't like children much.
Sasha of course, thought he was as crazy as Axel, maybe even worse.
Kyle had just snickered and said the only reason she was overreacting was because he didn't choose to fuck her but some lady who didn't have to feel bad about her body and pump her breasts like melons, disgusting melons by the way
Sasha had lost her cool and nearly ripped off his head there but praise be the lord, Kyle was saved by a miraculous male officer that still stubbornly refused his date.
Didn't stop Kyle from slapping his ass when they were leaving and still his business card.
Yet, after they had all gone and Kyle was pretty sure that he was all alone and no hotel little tattletale was walking around his room, he checked his phone from a response from Axel and seeing nothing made him panic.
Of course, he was confused, and not just confused, mortified.
He had abandoned his only friend to a weird female that looked like a red indian going for battle.
She was something Kyle would never look twice at.
But he never ever looked at women if they weren't Rihanna or Beyonce or something in between, yes, he was a horrible narcissist, and he barely ever cared about them.
But she was the opposite of Sasha, and anything that would make Sasha sad, and absolutely jealous, he didn't mind.
That was why the next day, at 11am in the morning, he was drinking his coffee, his morning already going bad as he stared at the newspaper.
Not that he cared about the country, but there was something at the front cover that struck him and seeing who was calling made his pout become more pronounced as he picked it "The milk in my coffee is too much, fire the damn cool of the stupid hotel Axel, or come back and teach her how to do it perfectly. I can't stand anything not perfect"
He heard Axel laugh slightly on the face "Nice to hear you too Kyle"
Kyle sighed "And talking about perfect, have you seen the newspaper?"
"No, darling, what is it?"
"They didn't get my good highlights. I look like a dog panting in heat as I pushed you down with that wheelchair out of the hotel" Kyle snapped "My hair looks black and.... Hey, hey, you're not interrupting me, and you called me darling. What's going on? Are you okay? Oe did Jane of the Wild Apes fuck you too good?"
It was popular information that Kyle wanted to get Axel above him, hard and all but no one was aware he was in love with his best friend.
And Kyle had not cared a bit, because he knew he didn't need Axel to love him, staring at his face every morning, touching him, smelling him was enough...
But yesterday night had caused a mental strain that left him crying till this morning though no one knew.
And no one would.
Kyle loved being the sunshine in Axel's life, and he wasn't planning to be a storm now.
"I don't....."
"Darling don't push me, my morning already sucks" Kyle said with a snap "Come suck me"
"No"
Kyle giggled "Such raw dominant, see why I get turned on by you"
He heard Axel chuckle on the phone and say "You always make me laugh, such a marvelous creature you are"
And it has felt like Axel had been right there, giving him a small kiss on the temple.
Would never happen of course, but Kyle loved to imagine.
"What's wrong?" Kyle asked, now staring his coffee "Fucking put too much milk. It's so disgusting"
"She's her sister"
"Who's whose sister?"
"Ravenna"
"I didn't keep up with your sexual life till last night. An odd pick of scenery anyway"
"..... You have questions don't you?"
"Damn right I do, but we can let it slip till you're back home to me"
There was a small silence and Kyle immediately stopped stirring his tea as he spoke softly into the phone, his heart beating rather slowly now "You're... You're not coming back?"
"I will.... Not just now"
"Can I see you then? Cause... Cause I deserve an explanation at least and don't give me that fucking we'd talk on the phone. I wanna see your face. God knows I might be able to land a punch on you or something"
Axel laughed again "You wouldn't punch me"
Kyle grumbled "There's always a first time for everything"
It hurt.... Fuck it hurt....
But no one was to know that "So Ravenna? Wild girl last night?"
"She's Misha's sister"
"..... Well, I didn't think their family pussy was that good"
"Its not a joke"
"I'm not joking baby. That's the thing. I don't even like talking about pussies, really, always hated cats. Dreadful creatures. And women too. Loud, obnoxious, fashion crazed, ever talking....."
"You're describing you"
"Gender shaming me now? Rude"
"Kyle"
"Okay okay. I'm not good at emotional talk, all I can do is fuck and make you happy, that's it. Which you would be if you come back to me"
"Its not that easy"
"Is it the police stuff? I can work with that, I can...."
"Kyle"
Kyle swallowed the lump in his throat as a tear threatened to fall.
He was going to be alone again.
Why did it hurt so much?
"I.... Are you okay?"
"Most definitely. I have no ex girlfriend or present fuck buddy that are relatives ruining my life" And I'd possibly get so drunk and get fucked today and tonight and the other days I wouldn't see you but who cares?
"I'd explain everything as soon as...."
"Would you look at that? My masseuse is here and he's hot as fuck Axel, you don't stand a chance" Kyle cut in, his voice already cracking as he dropped the mug on the coffee table, the lie feeling like heavy weights in his chest.
Don't CRY!
He head his best friend, no ONLY, friend laugh and say "Safe sex?"
"Always" Kyle said, blowing him a kiss "I love you. Come back safe to me"
"I will"
And then he hung up.
Kyle found himself in the showers screaming an hour later.