As Ned the necromancer and Samantha the undead fire demon saw Phil Coulson and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow leaving the shop they sighed in relief. Both of them had waved goodbye to the two secret agents leaving their shop.
When they were outside, Natasha Romanov the Black Widow asked Phil Coulson a question.
"Do you think it was a good idea to let them go ?", Natasha Romanov asked.
"Well both of them have no criminal records. In fact for Ms. Samantha we have no records of any kind.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
"You mean Samantha is an illegal alien that came from another country ?", Natasha Romanov asked curiously.
"No, I mean literally every where around the world Ms. Samantha does not exist. There is not a single record of her existence, no photos, no video recordings, no nothing until 2 years ago she mysteriously appeared in New York in Ned's shop.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
"What ?!", Natasha Romanov shouted out in shock.
"Then why did you let her go ? We should have captured both of them, the two of them are dangerous individuals.", Natasha Romanov added.
"Well, we would have but Nick Fury the director of Shield wanted to jump start his Avengers program and the two of them are possible recruits.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
"You are joking right. I would be surprised if Ned did not make all the females sleep with him because of his mind control abilities and Samantha does not kill anyone by burning them to death.", Natasha Romanov said in an unhappy tone.
"Well Ned Earp has been a law abiding citizens with the exception of buying things cheaply. And Samantha did in fact kill the thugs as a form of self defence. Those thugs wanted to burn her and Ned Earp to death. And for your information Ned Earp is gay, if he were to mind control anybody to satisfy his sexual lust it would be a handsome man.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
"Is that why the two of us came instead of agent Grant Ward and yourself. You are worried he would mind control Grant Ward ?", Natasha Romanov asked in a questioning tone.
"Yes, it would have been a bad idea to bring Grant Ward. And after meeting Ned Earp, I am glad I did not bring Grant Ward to meet Mr. Ned Earp. Ned Earp is an utterly shameless man.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
Soon a few days passed. Shield had put all sort of bugs in monitoring devices in Ned's three storey shop house. Ned the necromancer though knew where all the bugs and monitoring device were though. And so this morning after breakfast, Ned was standing semi naked to where the hidden camera was and flexing his muscles.
"See that ! If any of you guys at Shield are gay and tempted, you can come to my house and we can have an orgy ! Limited time offer !", Ned the necromancer shouted out as he continued to flex his semi naked body in front of the hidden Shield camera.
Meanwhile back at Shield headquarters monitoring department, a Male Shield agent was contacting Phil Coulson.
"Sir. Can we stop monitoring Ned Earp, he is doing that disgusting thing again ?", the young male Shield agent asked politely.
"No. Keep on monitoring Ned Earp and the Samantha girl.", Phil Coulson said seriously.
"But sir, he keeps on trying to seduce the male agents of Shield by flexing his muscles in the morning and he does weird forms of strip tease at night in front of the camera. It's starting to make us flustered sir.", the male agent of Shield said politely.
"Sigh... keep on monitoring a few more days before removing all cameras and surveillance devices.", Phil Coulson said in an exasperated tone.
"Thank you sir.", the male agent of Shield said respectfully.
As to why Ned Earp the necromancer is so shameless, this was all thanks to Joshua Parker, the person that made him. You see Ned Earp was not always this shameless but after years of humiliation by Joshua Parker for necromancer's powers and Azeroth's blessings, Ned Earp has totally become shameless.
A few days later Samantha the undead fire demon was talking to Kara the undead knight.
"Sigh... it's that time of the year again.", Samantha the undead fire demon said in a sad tone.
"You mean it's Master Ned's birthday ?", Kara the undead knight said in a surprised tone.
"Yes, once a year when Ned our master does something so humiliating that I want to cry. I experienced it before. You on the other hand is luckier. You have not experienced it yet.", Samantha the undead fire demon said with a sad tone.
"What do you mean ?", Kara the undead knight asked in a surprised tone.
"Well before you arrived here through master Ned's summon, you knew that he streaked across New York park naked while shouting Azeroth is great, Azeroth is mighty and I am not worthy of Azeroth's blessings.", Samantha the undead fire demon said sadly.
"I heard about it. But what has that got to do with anything ?", Kara the undead knight asked curiously.
"Well after Ned was captured by the police for streaking across the park naked he gained the power to read and control a person's mind. It was called Azeroth's blessings of the mind.", Samantha the undead fire demon said unhappily.
"I thought master Ned learned that technique from his magic books from Azeroth ?", Kara the undead knight asked in surprised tone.
"Sigh... you already know that master Ned is not a scholar or have an inch of magical knowledge in him. All he does every time to gain power from Azeroth is to humiliate himself in front of Azeroth then Azeroth will give him some powers.", Samantha the undead fire said with a sad tone.
"What ?! Master Ned is not a scholar but a lazy cheater that takes short cuts to get powers from Azeroth !", Kara the undead knight shouted out in surprise.
"You will see...", Samantha the undead fire demon said sadly.
Soon we see Ned the necromancer set up a live camera feed to YouTube, Pornhub and various online live streaming sites. Ned was almost naked wearing only a red under wear.
"Yes ! It's birthday time ! Time to get some powers baby !", Ned the necromancer shouted out happily.
Soon a childish voice sounded in Ned Earp's head.
"Hello ! It's me the Azeroth system here ! Ready to get some new cool powers ?! Have you prepared what I asked you to do ?!", the childish voice sounded out. That childish voice was Joshua Parker.
Meanwhile in a mansion in the Hamptons New York, Joshua Parker was playing with Lego bricks while talking to a Male Lego brick figure in a red underwear. While next to this 12 year old child was a beautiful house maid by the name of Miriam of madness.
As Joshua Parker was playing with the Lego brick figure in the Lego three storey shop house, his mother a Jasmine Parker came by.
"Joshua what are doing ?", Jasmine Parker asked happily.
"I am playing the necromancer and his two girlfriends mom.", Joshua Parker said happily.
"Joshua ! Young man I hope there is nothing perverted that you are playing !", Jasmine Parker shouted out.
"Its okay mom, the necromancer is gay and is not interested in the two females. And besides the two females are undead evil beings.", Joshua Parker replied.
"Oh. In that case carry on.", Jasmine Parker said as she left Joshua Parker's room.
Meanwhile back at Ned the necromancer's room.
"Who are you talking to you ?", Ned the necromancer asked.
"Oh. It's just my supervisor.", Joshua Parker replied in his childish voice to Ned. Ned the necromancer still does not know that Joshua Parker is the Azeroth system in his head.
"You have a supervisor ?!", Ned the necromancer asked in a surprised tone.
"Yes even we system's have a supervisor. And are you ready for a really humiliating experience ?!", Joshua Parker asked happily.
"Yes ! Yes ! Please Azeroth system ! Humiliate me in the worst way possible !", Ned the necromancer shouted out happily.