You might ask why does Ned the necromancer like to get humiliated ? Well it all started 4 years ago when Ned Earp got the Azeroth system. The Azeroth system was basically Joshua Parker. And Joshua Parker with the help of Miriam of the madness the ancient god found many creative ways to humiliate Ned Earp. Originally Ned Earp was very reluctant to being humiliated by the Azeroth system aka Joshua Parker but with Miriam's suggestion and teachings soon Ned Earp had become a shameless man. Originally 2 years ago to get the physique of the undead king, Ned Earp had to tell 1,000 females that he like their tits ! You can imagine the reaction of the females to Ned Earp telling them he likes their tits. Ned Earp was slapped by over 1,000 females ! Why over 1,000 females slapped Ned Earp ? Because the friends of the female Ned uttered the word, "I like your tits.", also slapped Ned Earp.
When Ned Earp uttered to the final 1,000 females that he liked their tits and he finally got the last slap on his face, Ned Earp got the physique of the undead king. Ned Earp's face was swollen and red from all the slaps from the females. And the reward of the physique of the undead king made Ned Earp stronger than the Hulk. It also made Ned Earp invulnerable. It was there and then that Ned Earp rebelled against the Azeroth system saying that he no longer will follow the Azeroth system and the system's challenges ! Of course Joshua Parker with the suggestion of Miriam found a way to punish Ned Earp. Joshua Parker aka the Azeroth system said that from now on no challenges will be issued by the system, only books and knowledge from Azeroth will be provided.
Originally Ned Earp was happy. It was only a moment of happiness, then followed by endless sadness and torture. The books and knowledge provided by the Azeroth system was incomprehensible to Ned Earp. The first problem it was in another language, the language of the demons, the language of the elves, the language of the mages. Unfortunately for Ned Earp he did not know a single one of the languages of Azeroth. And the books only appear in Ned Earp's mind, he can't ask someone to translate the language for him. Added to that the knowledge provided by the Azeroth system was too good. It was so good that it was knowledge for world ending spells. For a rookie like Ned Earp, these knowledge and spells were useless. It was easier for Ned Earp to learn magic from Samantha the undead fire demon. And for the last two years, Ned Earp did learn fire magic and other magic from Samantha.
Ned Earp had to swallow his pride and beg the Azeroth system for one year before the Azeroth system provided for Ned a once a year a challenge aka a mission for Ned Earp. And that one year was always on Ned Earp's birthday. The system basically said I pity you Ned Earp so much I will only humiliate you on your birthday, the rest of the time I will just torture you. Mua ! Ha ! Ha !
And today was such a day, it was Ned Earp's annual birthday humiliation.
"Azeroth system, what do I have to do, do I have to masturbate or have gay sex with a handsome man in front of the camera ? I will do it and I will do it with a smile on my face oh mighty Azeroth system.", Ned the necromancer said happily.
"Do you know why I ask you to set up the camera to do a live recording on all these sites ? You should even ask your two undead summons to come and watch you perform.", the Azeroth system aka Joshua Parker said in a childish voice.
"Samantha ! Kara ! Come here and watch me perform on my birthday !", Ned the necromancer shouted out.
"We are here ... you don't have to shout.", Samantha the undead fire demon said as he dragged Kara the undead knight with her to see a Ned perform. She wasn't going to suffer alone. After all misery loves company.
"Okay. They are all here mighty Azeroth system. What do I have to do ?", Ned the necromancer asked in a subservient tone.
"Well you know this time the rewards are really good... maybe I shouldn't tell you about it.", the Azeroth system aka Joshua Parker said in a childish voice.
"The rewards are really good. What is it mighty Azeroth system, please tell me, your humble servant ?", Ned the necromancer asked sweetly.
"Ah ! Alright ! I remember you always wanted a harem of handsome men. But to do that you would need to control them and summon them...", the Azeroth system said with a childish voice.
"You mean I can finally summon the undead without doing these humiliating tasks ! Uh ! I mean I love doing the meaningful and amazing tasks set by the mighty Azeroth system.", Ned the necromancer said sweetly.
"Yes the power is to be able to summon the undead, the choice is of course up to you whether you want this group of undead to be Male or female. In fact the more people who sees you performing, the more undead you will be able to summon. Imagine a city of undead which you can summon to fight for you.", the Azeroth system said in a childish voice.
Drool started to spill from Ned the necromancer's mouth as he imagined having sex with a group of handsome undead Males which he summoned.
"Oh yeah ! I would definitely summon a city of undead Males, but not for the purpose of fighting for me but more for them to take care of me and help me ease my frustrations.", Ned the necromancer said happily.
"Well it would be up to you once you perform the task and get the power.", the Azeroth system said in a childish voice.
"Then, please tell me what do I have to do to get the power to summon the undead ?", Ned the necromancer pleaded.