Days later, Nick Fury called up Phil Coulson to go with him to see Ned Earp. From his conversation with Phil Coulson, Nick Fury could feel that Phil Coulson was terrified of seeing Ned Earp.
Somewhere in Afghanistan in a secret location, Tony Stark was secretly building his Iron Man Armor. Smashing together the steel, Tony Stark striving to survive had created a small arc reactor. Although the energy source is not as good as Joshua Parker's energy marble, Tony Stark still smiled at the thought of creating something new from scratch.
We cut back to New York in the home of one Ned Earp, the necromancer of the Marvel Universe. Ned has been studying magic from Marge the undead mage because the spells he got from the Azeroth system were too complex and destructive. The simplest easy spell is to destroy a country. That magic was called Azeroth's fart. Ned Earp however did not intend to destroy any country, if he killed too many people trying to experiment with his spells, he will hunted down by the world governments. So Ned Earp could only learn magic from his special undead summons.
As Ned Earp slumped slovenly onto his chair, Samantha walked by and spoke to him.
"The sales of our curios are not improving, you have to do some advertising. We now have three mouths to feed with the addition of Marge.", Samantha the undead fire demon said rudely to Ned the necromancer.
"But all three of you are undead, you don't eat anything.", Ned the necromancer said while scratching his head.
"But we have lives, we have needs, we have wants.", Samantha the undead fire demon said in a protesting tone.
Before Ned Earp had the chance to answer back there was a knock on the door. Samantha the undead fire demon was about to open the door when Ned said, "Don't open the door, it's Shield let's pretend we are not here.".
"I know you are in there Mr. Ned ! Its me Phil Coulson, I brought my boss to see you !", Phil Coulson shouted out politely.
"Shit ! Open the door Samantha.", Ned the necromancer said in an exasperated tone.
Once the door was open, Phil Coulson and Nick Fury walked into Ned's curio shop.
"Mr. Ned, we need your help.", Phil Coulson said in a polite tone.
"What ?", Ned the necromancer said in a surprised tone.
"Yes we need your help and Samantha's help in tracking down Tony Stark in Afghanistan.", Phil Coulson said politely.
"Yay ! Afghanistan holiday !", Samantha the undead fire demon shouted out in a happy tone.
"What ?! I am not paying for it ! How much are you willing to pay me for us to help you ?!", Ned the necromancer asked.
Nick Fury's mouth was twitching, he had begun to see why his agents had some problems with these two individuals. They were utterly shameless.
"Ahem.", Phil Coulson said as he looked at Nick Fury. Ned the necromancer seeing that understood what Phil Coulson was trying to say to him.
"Boss ! Have a seat ! Would you like some tea ?!", Ned the necromancer asked as he led Nick Fury to a chair. Nick Fury's eyebrows were now twitching, he has now begun to understand the reason why Agent Maria Hill warned him to stay away from Ned Earp.
"Boss ! Here is your tea.", Samantha the undead fire demon said respectfully as she handed a cup of tea to Nick Fury.
"Ahem. I think we could compensate both of you for your time. How about US$ 100,000 for both of you to go to Afghanistan to investigate the location of Tony Stark ?", Nick Fury asked curiously. Nick Fury had offered a very good price for two independent agents to do something that they might not succeed in.
"But Boss ! US$ 100,000 is too little, you are looking down on us. US $ 2 Million for both of us.", Ned the necromancer said with a smirk.
"What ?! US$ 200,000 and not a penny more. Take it or leave it.", Nick Fury said angrily.
"US $ 1 Million and not a penny less. It's dangerous work.", Ned the necromancer said.
"US $ 200,000. Both of you might not find Tony Stark. In that case you would have got a free holiday from S.H.I.E.L.D.", Nick Fury said in an angry tone.
"US $ 500,000 and not a penny less, is Tony Stark's life worth so little to you ?", Ned the necromancer asked.
"Ugh ! US $ 300,000 and that's my final offer !", Nick Fury shouted out angrily as he got up to leave.
"Deal ! Thank you Boss...", Ned the necromancer said shamelessly as he put out his hand to shake Nick Fury's hand.
"Phil Coulson will handle everything.", Nick Fury said angrily as he left the shop with Phil Coulson without shaking Ned's hand.
Both Ned the necromancer and Samantha the undead fire demon was smiling and waving as they saw Nick Fury and Phil Coulson off.
"That damn Nick Fury ! How dare he look down on us ?! Luckily I spit into his tea !", Samantha the undead fire demon said happily.
"Ha ! I let him sit on the sofa with the shit stain from the undead that I summoned ! That will teach Nick Fury to look down on us !", Ned the necromancer added.
Both Ned the necromancer and Samantha the undead fire demon looked at each other and smiled. Out from of the back of the shop, Kara the undead knight and Marge the undead mage walked out.
"What are both of you talking about ?", Kara the undead knight asked curiously.
Both Ned the necromancer and Samantha the undead fire demon didn't answer them, they just smiled at each other.
Meanwhile somewhere in New York in the tallest building known as Joshua Tower, Joshua Parker was sitting down drinking tea while smiling looking at the multiverse. Yes, it has been 4 years, 4 long years for Joshua Parker to control the Marvel multiverse and usurp the authority and powers of the creator of the Marvel Universe, the One Above All. And Joshua Parker has been successful, too successful, Joshua Parker not only invaded the Marvel Universe, he invaded every single Universe and Multiverse that the Void Lords found ! Right now Joshua Parker was drinking tea while looking through various multiverses. Miriam of the madness, the ancient god was next to Joshua protecting him. These last 4 years, Joshua Parker had increased Miriam's power as a reward for making him happy.
"Master Joshua, there are two people that have made an appointment to see you sir.", Miriam of madness said politely.
"Oh ! Who are they ?", Joshua Parker asked in a childish voice.
"It's Cthulhu and Chthon, Master Joshua.", Miriam of madness said politely as she curtsy.