"Well, as I have stated before the more people seeing you perform this act, the more undead you will be able to summon on your own. So your two subordinates watching this will mean two more undead you will be able to summon.", the Azeroth system aka Joshua Parker said in a childish voice.
"Oh ! Thank you mighty Azeroth system, please, please tell me what I have to do to get these powers ?", Ned the necromancer asked respectfully.
"Well as I have told you before you have to be semi naked and only wear a red underwear which you have done. And the camera to all the streaming sit's have been set up. Well I guess now is the time to perform. So okay. All you have to do now is run in a circle with your red underwear on and scream, I love Azeroth, I worship Azeroth, Azeroth you are the best and I am not worthy of you Azeroth.", the Azeroth system said in a childish voice.
"That's all, that's all I need to do. Okay this easy. Thank you mighty Azeroth system.", Ned the necromancer said happily.
"Shall I begin now ?", Ned the necromancer asked politely.
"Please remember to make sure the camera is on so that the live streaming site will get plenty of viewers. The more viewers seeing you running around the more undead you will be able to summon.", the Azeroth system said in a childish voice.
"Okay !", Ned the necromancer shouted as he began to run around semi naked in his red underwear and shout out loudly, "I love you Azeroth ! I worship Azeroth ! Azeroth you are the best and I am not worthy !".
Meanwhile in Nick Fury's office, Nick Fury was drinking his cup of coffee and looking at a video link which was urgently forwarded to him. As Nick Fury clicked the link, the picture of the person of interest Ned Earp who supposedly had the ability to enter a person's mind appeared semi naked in red underwear running out and shouting nonsense. Nicky Fury spit out his coffee in shock getting coffee stains all over his clothes.
"Get me Phil Coulson !", Nick Fury shouted out over the intercom.
"Sir. Phil Coulson is on the line.", a female voice came over the intercom.
"What the mother fucking hell is going on Phil ?!", Nick Fury shouted out angrily.
"Sir. What are you talking about ?", Phil Coulson asked politely.
"I am asking you why is the person of interest Ned Earp running around semi naked in a red underwear shouting nonsense and this is streaming live across the world ?!", Nick Fury asked angrily.
"Uh ! Well it seems we have not got anything yet or more info on the two persons of interest. We only got the name of the red headed beauty that roasted the three thugs into ashes, her name is Samantha.", Phil Coulson said worriedly.
"I am not asking about that ! I am asking why is he running around semi naked shouting nonsense ?! And what the fuck is an Azeroth ?!", Nick Fury asked angrily.
"Uh ! We don't know sir...", Phil Coulson said politely.
"You are kidding me right ?!", Nick Fury shouted out.
"Uh ! Sir. Perhaps it would be better if Natasha took the lead on this.", Phil Coulson said politely.
"Natasha already asked to transfer out of this mission and I have already refused. So get me a comprehensive evaluation on both parties for the Avengers initiative.", Nick Fury said angrily.
"Uh ! Yes sir. I will get right on it sir.", Phil Coulson said politely as he hung up the phone.
"Shit ! Mother fucking useless ! They are all mother fucking useless !", Nick Fury shouted out angrily.
Phil Coulson's whole face was red with anger. Phil Coulson had rarely been angry, it was one of the few rare times he was angry.
"Get me Ned Earp on the line now !", Phil Coulson shouted to his subordinates angrily.
Soon Ned Earp was connected to Phil Coulson.
"What's up Philly boy ? You know I am busy right. I love Azeroth ! I worship Azeroth ! Azeroth you are the best ! I am not worthy of you Azeroth !", Ned the necromancer shouted out over the phone line.
"Never mind Mr. Ned, I will call you later when you are finished.", Phil Coulson said politely in an angry tone as hung up the phone.
When finally the streaming had stopped, Phil contacted Ned the necromancer immediately to talk to him.
"Mr. Ned it's Phil Coulson here from the FBI. Can we talk ?", Phil Coulson said politely.
"You mean Shield...", Ned the necromancer corrected.
"Mother fucking... ahem... I mean Mr. Ned I would like to invite both you and Ms. Samantha for an in-depth interview at our agency.", Phil Coulson said politely with a hint of an angry tone.
"Oh ! You want to interview me. Do you want me to tell them about the time you stole five dollars from the Shield expense box ?", Ned the necromancer asked sweetly.
"What do you mean ? When did I steal five dollars from Shield ?!", Phil Coulson started to shout out angrily.
"I distinctly remember in your mind that you stole five dollars from the Shield small changes box.", Ned the necromancer said sarcastically.
"I borrowed five dollars which I shall pay back to Shield today !", Phil Coulson said angrily.
"Oh ! I also remember you once disobeyed Nick Fury on a mission. I don't think you respect your boss too much Phil. Seems like I have to tell the interviewers at Shield all of these. Also you seem to have a cute Captain America baby doll...", Ned the necromancer rambled on with a sinister tone.
"Wait, I believe for special cases like yours and Samantha, Shield will send over two questionnaires for you and Samantha to answer. You no longer have to go to Shield !", Phil Coulson shouted out in an exasperated tone.
"Uh... do I have to answer truthfully in the questionnaire ?", Ned the necromancer asked sweetly.
"Ugh ! Forget it ! I will just write up a report for Nick Fury !", Phil Coulson shouted out.